"my my what an ingoyable meal" sed snape totchin da sids of his moth wit his napkin. he wuz sitin at his desk eatin. i wuz sitin in a char in front of his desk. i wasn't eatin. he wiped his hands off on da napikn an folded it in a tryangl bside his plat.
"you moronic negresint layabout. do you know why i brot you here?" sed snape.
i didnt no.
"leef da poor boi alone" sed hagrid.
"no. i think he shud be expeled." sed snape.
"well why" sed da dubleedor.
"becuz he brot a gun to school." sed snape.
"but he wuz trien 2 fite vadermort" sed herman.
"thats no alabi" sed snape. "he hangs at sundown"
"WAT!1111" sed harry potre.
"you heard me" sed snape.
"its tru" sed da dumbledoor "bringin a gun 2 skool is punishable by death. especally if ur blak"
"!11111111111111" sed herman.
"but wayt! da suns alreddy down!" i sed.
"then i guess we have to hang you now!" sed snape.
"N
"!111111111111111" sed herman. an began 2 cry.
den... out of no were... HARRY POTTER BUST IN2 DA ROOM!11111
"hey wait! u cant kill turtle! den hus goona kill vadermort!" he sed.
i wuz standin on da stage wit ma hed in da rope.
hermon wuz dreesed in a blak dress wit a vail an cryin on harys sholder.
"hahaha" sed snape. it wuz thunderin an lightnin and rain wuz fallin everywere. "with you gone, vadermort can rule then world!111"
i wuz a gonner.
AN: now dat wuz excitin!111 sorry it tok so long. i had to look up those big words for snape bcuz hes wite an probably jewish.
