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Chapter 7 -
Rachel says:
REMUS WHAT THE FUC WHY THE HELL DID YOUR F-ING FRIENDS BARGE IN ON US IN OUT PJ'S WITH A SINGING SOMETHING!!!
Mr. Bookworm says:
Now, just calm down, ok? then we can discuss everything
Rachel says:
insane didn't Jenny tell you to keep those bloody wankers away from my house
Mr. Bookworm says:
I just want to say one thing to start with: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!
Rachel says:
Well you knew about it!
Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius and James went with Sirius's niffler out and i was... doing something in the house, and than they just stick their heads in the door and say that they are going and i couldn't stop them! I tried to, I swear! You don't know how they are when they are really, REALLY exited! You can't control them!
Rachel says:
Remus I'm warning you Jenny's MAD and you can say goodbye to your friends they're DEAD!
Mr. Bookworm says:
I know that, this moment they are running around like headless chickens trying to think up a hiding place. and I'm really, really, really, really, really sorry!
Mr. Bookworm says:
Is Jenny there?
Rachel says:
no she's out
Mr. Bookworm says:
not out, like out hunting my friends down?
Rachel says:
No she went for a run to clear her head
Mr. Bookworm says:
Good...
Mr. Bookworm says:
Just try and forget everything about the embarrassment! You can focus on the memory of Coocoo the Llama-Giraffe, eh? That was kinda funny, you can't deny it
Rachel says:
Mmm...where did they get it, I didn't know they knew Japanese!?
Mr. Bookworm says:
They rent it out somewhere.. And yeah, they wrote that japanese song and taught Coocoo
Rachel says:
heehee they're insane!
Mr. Bookworm says:
Yoko Jacamoko Toto...
Rachel says:
I LOVE that TV show! I saw it when I was over at Lily's its sooo cool
Mr. Bookworm says:
(So you're not really mad any longer..? Please.. cause you really freak me out when you're angry like this!)
Rachel says:
a bit although Jenny and Lily are insanely mad!!!
Rachel says:
And why do we freak you out :O
Mr. Bookworm says:
Oh no... I think I'll just stay at home for a while..
Mr. Bookworm says:
uuuh... you're just really scary! And I'M saying this, and I'm friends with James and Sirius..
Rachel says:
WOW thanks
Mr. Bookworm says:
your eyes get all weird and you scream and.. shivers
Rachel says:
: C meanie
Mr. Bookworm says:
You haven't seen you like this. And when Jenny and Lily in the same stage are standing beside you.. A man can only do one thing. RUUUN!... Like I did
Rachel says:
: O i'm sure we're not THAT scary!
Mr. Bookworm says:
yea you are!
Rachel says:
NO WAY
Mr. Bookworm says:
i'll try and take a picture next time..
Rachel says:
good luck
Mr. Bookworm says:
Yes
Mr. Bookworm says:
I'm scared.. 0.o
Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius and James were telling me about that time they were looking through your window in the girls dorm and jenny was taking a shower.
Rachel says:
Oh, yeah... haha
Mr. Bookworm says:
Sure she isn't THAT mad now?
Rachel says:
Jenny, dude you're dead...
Mr. Bookworm says:
Noooo! I'm too young to die!
Rachel says:
No
Mr. Bookworm says:
yea I am! just 16 and being murdered by my girlfriend.. I have the whole life ahead of me!
Rachel says:
Yea at least you've had a girlfriend...
Mr. Bookworm says:
you were trying to hurt me right?
Rachel says:
yea but then i pointed out the bright side : D
Mr. Bookworm says:
well how many boyfriends have you had, miss popular?
Rachel says:
well uh...
Rachel says:
none...
Mr. Bookworm says:
exactly! so just stop picking on me!
Mr. Bookworm says:
I didn't think I would ever say this but: FACE!
Rachel says:
you bitch!
Mr. Bookworm says:
I'm a boy. A boy is not a bitch!
Rachel says:
Yea ya are!
Mr. Bookworm says:
hmmff. I am not a bitch.
Rachel says:
Yes you are!
Mr. Bookworm says:
If I would be a bitch, I would not be, I would be a dog!
Rachel says:
Well your friend is a dog!
Mr. Bookworm says:
what!?
Mr. Bookworm says:
What do you mean?
Rachel says:
y-o-u-r f-r-i-e-n-d i-s a d-o-g
Mr. Bookworm says:
no he isn't!
Rachel says:
Yea he is
Mr. Bookworm says:
Well, if he would be, as he is NOT!, how would you know?!
Rachel says:
HAH WTF I'm just talking crap...
Mr. Bookworm says:
Knew it...
Rachel says:
Yes but is your friend a dog : S?
Mr. Bookworm says:
No, of course not! Or yes, I have a dog, her name is Rosie and she is nearly my friend...
Rachel says:
haha mine's name is Mushroom
Mr. Bookworm says:
What, your dog: O
Rachel says:
Yes
Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius's niffler names is Mushroom!
Rachel says:
i have 6 dogs
Rachel says:
really tell him he's got a good taste in names
Mr. Bookworm says:
Wow.. I like dogs, but one is enough
Rachel says:
Bullshit
Mr. Bookworm says:
I'll tell him that when he comes out of hiding
Rachel says:
tell them i won't kill em
Mr. Bookworm says:
maybe not you, but jen and lily... ?
Mr. Bookworm says:
I know Jenny really does not like to be seen in her pyjamas...
Rachel says:
haha, I know that too well. But I'll calm them down
Mr. Bookworm says:
Oh, you will? Thank you! I love you Rachel...
Rachel says:
i know ya do, everyone does
Mr. Bookworm says:
But I think it would be best if we'd stay here for the next few days..
Rachel says:
haha i see
Mr. Bookworm says:
where are you? at your house?
Rachel says:
yea
Mr. Bookworm says:
and the girls are there, too?
Rachel says:
Nope
Mr. Bookworm says:
where are they?
Rachel says:
Out With Lucky
Mr. Bookworm says:
I have to know if it's safe for me to go with Coocoo to her owner
Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius and James won't do it and we only rent her for one day
Rachel says:
yes it is
Mr. Bookworm says:
okey, good
Mr. Bookworm says:
I'll be leaving then..
Rachel says:
you live so far away
Mr. Bookworm says:
And sorry for the whole PJ thing
Rachel says:
it's ok i didn't care
Mr. Bookworm says:
bet you just liked it
Mr. Bookworm says:
No, i did not say that
Mr. Bookworm says:
I'm Remus, and I did not!
Rachel says:
you deserve to die!
Rachel says:
later, but i hope NOT!
Mr. Bookworm says:
I didn't say it!
Rachel says:
Who then?!
Mr. Bookworm says:
eer.. the house ghost..
Mr. Bookworm says:
Got to go!
Rachel says:
bullshitt!
Mr. Bookworm says:
Bye..!
Mr. Bookworm says:
darling, it was me!
Rachel says:
Who?
Rachel says:
SIRIUS?
The Sexy Guy says:
your one and true love, SIRIUS! See, I've changed the screen name
Rachel says:
knew it - . –
The Sexy Guy says: Rachel says:
moony just left with coocoo, don't you think she's cool!
Why do you think i f-ing liked you seeing me in my PJs!?
The Sexy Guy says:
because you like the idea of me seeing you in you pyjamas..
Rachel says:
Yes Sirius i shiver when you are close
The Sexy Guy says:
yes i know, my beauty is just unbearable
Rachel says:
yes it is i want to snog you! now!
Rachel says:
#rolls eyes#
The Sexy Guy says:
i'll snog you any time, you know that just owl me and i'll be there to your service!
Rachel says:
uh ok...weren't you going out with Stacy at the end of the year : O?
The Sexy Guy says:
piff, that's looong ago
The Sexy Guy says:
like two months!
Rachel says:
wow how many girls since then?
The Sexy Guy says:
uu..let me see..
Rachel says:
561681534891?
The Sexy Guy says:
i've not really been in the business lately.. just around 15 since school end
Rachel says:
ok WOW really few girls...
The Sexy Guy says:
yea i know
Rachel says:
i was being sarcastic...
The Sexy Guy says:
never mind that, they could be 16 if you'll say yes..
Rachel says:
never I've never had a boyfriend and I'm gonna stay that way for awhile...
The Sexy Guy says:
you've never had a boyfriend : O bwahahahaha! #points and laughs#
Rachel says:
-.-"
Rachel says:
whatever I'm leaving...
Rachel says:
bye MORON!
The Sexy Guy says:
you are 17 soon and you haven't kissed a boy : O we have to change that, my darling
The Sexy Guy says:
and i could offer you my personal help if you like
Rachel says:
hah fat chance
Rachel says:
I've kissed...
Rachel says:
just not had a boyfriend per say...
The Sexy Guy says:
oh you naughty girl! and not date him! I didn't know you were one of these girls!
Rachel says:
I'm sneaky about it...
The Sexy Guy says:
or you maybe like the girls better : O
Rachel says:
NO
The Sexy Guy says:
ok good
Rachel says:
hah glad we cleared that up
The Sexy Guy says:
yes coz that is one of the terms i set up, they can't be lesbian
The Sexy Guy says:
but most other things go just fine with me
Rachel says:
haha can the girls be hairy cuz Fiona ,your 4th year girlf. is reeeeally hairy It's sort of scary... #shiver #
The Sexy Guy says:
hairy goes only on the snog state, if it goes further i really don't like the furry ones
Rachel says:
haha X D
Rachel says:
furry...
The Sexy Guy says:
you're not hairy, are you...?
Rachel says:
GOSH no! are you insane!
The Sexy Guy says:
well you keep saying i am..
Rachel says:
yea true dat...
The Sexy Guy says:
uh oh...
Rachel says:
Remus home?
The Sexy Guy says:
remus is comin home, he'll kill me if he finds me on his MSN
The Sexy Guy says:
yea.. gottago!
Rachel says:
Heehee
Rachel says:
bye
Rachel says:
you're not all that bad ya know...
The Sexy Guy says:
See you around babie
The Sexy Guy says:
You're finally realizing it! Hallelujah!
Rachel says:
DON'T CALL ME THAT!
The Sexy Guy says:
okey, sorry…
Rachel says:
good
The Sexy Guy says:
See you around Rachie?
Rachel says:
Rach and We're good : P
The Sexy Guy says:
See you around Rach and we're good
Rachel says:
bye later Sirius...
The Sexy Guy appears to be offline. All messaged will be received when he/she signs in.
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A/N: Hallellujah! Chapter 7 is up, finally! Phew, I had to do all the bold/italic work TWO TIMES 'cos the bloody internet connection broke... All our chapters are un-sorted and in no order... We have to work on that. So I don't know when next chappie'll come, but until then, you, our wonderful readers, are allowed to... dun dun... REVIEW! Thanks all who have done that, and all who will.
Love,
Mrs.Moony
