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Chapter 7 -

Rachel says:
REMUS WHAT THE FUC WHY THE HELL DID YOUR F-ING FRIENDS BARGE IN ON US IN OUT PJ'S WITH A SINGING SOMETHING!!!

Mr. Bookworm says:
Now, just calm down, ok? then we can discuss everything

Rachel says:
insane didn't Jenny tell you to keep those bloody wankers away from my house

Mr. Bookworm says:
I just want to say one thing to start with: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!

Rachel says:
Well you knew about it!

Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius and James went with Sirius's niffler out and i was... doing something in the house, and than they just stick their heads in the door and say that they are going and i couldn't stop them! I tried to, I swear! You don't know how they are when they are really, REALLY exited! You can't control them!

Rachel says:
Remus I'm warning you Jenny's MAD and you can say goodbye to your friends they're DEAD!

Mr. Bookworm says:
I know that, this moment they are running around like headless chickens trying to think up a hiding place. and I'm really, really, really, really, really sorry!

Mr. Bookworm says:
Is Jenny there?

Rachel says:
no she's out

Mr. Bookworm says:
not out, like out hunting my friends down?

Rachel says:
No she went for a run to clear her head

Mr. Bookworm says:
Good...

Mr. Bookworm says:
Just try and forget everything about the embarrassment! You can focus on the memory of Coocoo the Llama-Giraffe, eh? That was kinda funny, you can't deny it

Rachel says:
Mmm...where did they get it, I didn't know they knew Japanese!?

Mr. Bookworm says:
They rent it out somewhere.. And yeah, they wrote that japanese song and taught Coocoo

Rachel says:
heehee they're insane!

Mr. Bookworm says:
Yoko Jacamoko Toto...

Rachel says:
I LOVE that TV show! I saw it when I was over at Lily's its sooo cool

Mr. Bookworm says:
(So you're not really mad any longer..? Please.. cause you really freak me out when you're angry like this!)

Rachel says:
a bit although Jenny and Lily are insanely mad!!!

Rachel says:
And why do we freak you out :O

Mr. Bookworm says:
Oh no... I think I'll just stay at home for a while..

Mr. Bookworm says:
uuuh... you're just really scary! And I'M saying this, and I'm friends with James and Sirius..

Rachel says:
WOW thanks

Mr. Bookworm says:
your eyes get all weird and you scream and.. shivers

Rachel says:
: C meanie

Mr. Bookworm says:
You haven't seen you like this. And when Jenny and Lily in the same stage are standing beside you.. A man can only do one thing. RUUUN!... Like I did

Rachel says:
: O i'm sure we're not THAT scary!

Mr. Bookworm says:
yea you are!

Rachel says:
NO WAY

Mr. Bookworm says:
i'll try and take a picture next time..

Rachel says:
good luck

Mr. Bookworm says:
Yes

Mr. Bookworm says:
I'm scared.. 0.o

Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius and James were telling me about that time they were looking through your window in the girls dorm and jenny was taking a shower.

Rachel says:
Oh, yeah... haha

Mr. Bookworm says:
Sure she isn't THAT mad now?

Rachel says:
Jenny, dude you're dead...

Mr. Bookworm says:
Noooo! I'm too young to die!

Rachel says:
No

Mr. Bookworm says:
yea I am! just 16 and being murdered by my girlfriend.. I have the whole life ahead of me!

Rachel says:
Yea at least you've had a girlfriend...

Mr. Bookworm says:
you were trying to hurt me right?

Rachel says:
yea but then i pointed out the bright side : D

Mr. Bookworm says:
well how many boyfriends have you had, miss popular?

Rachel says:
well uh...

Rachel says:
none...

Mr. Bookworm says:
exactly! so just stop picking on me!

Mr. Bookworm says:
I didn't think I would ever say this but: FACE!

Rachel says:
you bitch!

Mr. Bookworm says:
I'm a boy. A boy is not a bitch!

Rachel says:
Yea ya are!

Mr. Bookworm says:
hmmff. I am not a bitch.

Rachel says:
Yes you are!

Mr. Bookworm says:
If I would be a bitch, I would not be, I would be a dog!

Rachel says:
Well your friend is a dog!

Mr. Bookworm says:
what!?

Mr. Bookworm says:
What do you mean?

Rachel says:
y-o-u-r f-r-i-e-n-d i-s a d-o-g

Mr. Bookworm says:
no he isn't!

Rachel says:
Yea he is

Mr. Bookworm says:
Well, if he would be, as he is NOT!, how would you know?!

Rachel says:
HAH WTF I'm just talking crap...

Mr. Bookworm says:
Knew it...

Rachel says:
Yes but is your friend a dog : S?

Mr. Bookworm says:
No, of course not! Or yes, I have a dog, her name is Rosie and she is nearly my friend...

Rachel says:
haha mine's name is Mushroom

Mr. Bookworm says:
What, your dog: O

Rachel says:
Yes

Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius's niffler names is Mushroom!

Rachel says:
i have 6 dogs

Rachel says:
really tell him he's got a good taste in names

Mr. Bookworm says:
Wow.. I like dogs, but one is enough

Rachel says:
Bullshit

Mr. Bookworm says:
I'll tell him that when he comes out of hiding

Rachel says:
tell them i won't kill em

Mr. Bookworm says:
maybe not you, but jen and lily... ?

Mr. Bookworm says:
I know Jenny really does not like to be seen in her pyjamas...

Rachel says:
haha, I know that too well. But I'll calm them down

Mr. Bookworm says:
Oh, you will? Thank you! I love you Rachel...

Rachel says:
i know ya do, everyone does

Mr. Bookworm says:
But I think it would be best if we'd stay here for the next few days..

Rachel says:
haha i see

Mr. Bookworm says:
where are you? at your house?

Rachel says:
yea

Mr. Bookworm says:
and the girls are there, too?

Rachel says:
Nope

Mr. Bookworm says:
where are they?

Rachel says:
Out With Lucky

Mr. Bookworm says:
I have to know if it's safe for me to go with Coocoo to her owner

Mr. Bookworm says:
Sirius and James won't do it and we only rent her for one day

Rachel says:
yes it is

Mr. Bookworm says:
okey, good

Mr. Bookworm says:
I'll be leaving then..

Rachel says:
you live so far away

Mr. Bookworm says:
And sorry for the whole PJ thing

Rachel says:
it's ok i didn't care

Mr. Bookworm says:
bet you just liked it

Mr. Bookworm says:
No, i did not say that

Mr. Bookworm says:
I'm Remus, and I did not!

Rachel says:
you deserve to die!

Rachel says:
later, but i hope NOT!

Mr. Bookworm says:
I didn't say it!

Rachel says:
Who then?!

Mr. Bookworm says:
eer.. the house ghost..

Mr. Bookworm says:
Got to go!

Rachel says:
bullshitt!

Mr. Bookworm says:
Bye..!

Mr. Bookworm says:
darling, it was me!

Rachel says:
Who?

Rachel says:
SIRIUS?

The Sexy Guy says:
your one and true love, SIRIUS! See, I've changed the screen name

Rachel says:
knew it - . –

The Sexy Guy says:
moony just left with coocoo, don't you think she's cool!

Rachel says:
Why do you think i f-ing liked you seeing me in my PJs!?

The Sexy Guy says:
because you like the idea of me seeing you in you pyjamas..

Rachel says:
Yes Sirius i shiver when you are close

The Sexy Guy says:
yes i know, my beauty is just unbearable

Rachel says:
yes it is i want to snog you! now!

Rachel says:
#rolls eyes#

The Sexy Guy says:
i'll snog you any time, you know that just owl me and i'll be there to your service!

Rachel says:
uh ok...weren't you going out with Stacy at the end of the year : O?

The Sexy Guy says:
piff, that's looong ago

The Sexy Guy says:
like two months!

Rachel says:
wow how many girls since then?

The Sexy Guy says:
uu..let me see..

Rachel says:
561681534891?

The Sexy Guy says:
i've not really been in the business lately.. just around 15 since school end

Rachel says:
ok WOW really few girls...

The Sexy Guy says:
yea i know

Rachel says:
i was being sarcastic...

The Sexy Guy says:
never mind that, they could be 16 if you'll say yes..

Rachel says:
never I've never had a boyfriend and I'm gonna stay that way for awhile...

The Sexy Guy says:
you've never had a boyfriend : O bwahahahaha! #points and laughs#

Rachel says:
-.-"

Rachel says:
whatever I'm leaving...

Rachel says:
bye MORON!

The Sexy Guy says:
you are 17 soon and you haven't kissed a boy : O we have to change that, my darling

The Sexy Guy says:
and i could offer you my personal help if you like

Rachel says:
hah fat chance

Rachel says:
I've kissed...

Rachel says:
just not had a boyfriend per say...

The Sexy Guy says:
oh you naughty girl! and not date him! I didn't know you were one of these girls!

Rachel says:
I'm sneaky about it...

The Sexy Guy says:
or you maybe like the girls better : O

Rachel says:
NO

The Sexy Guy says:
ok good

Rachel says:
hah glad we cleared that up

The Sexy Guy says:
yes coz that is one of the terms i set up, they can't be lesbian

The Sexy Guy says:
but most other things go just fine with me

Rachel says:
haha can the girls be hairy cuz Fiona ,your 4th year girlf. is reeeeally hairy It's sort of scary... #shiver #

The Sexy Guy says:
hairy goes only on the snog state, if it goes further i really don't like the furry ones

Rachel says:
haha X D

Rachel says:
furry...

The Sexy Guy says:
you're not hairy, are you...?

Rachel says:
GOSH no! are you insane!

The Sexy Guy says:
well you keep saying i am..

Rachel says:
yea true dat...

The Sexy Guy says:
uh oh...

Rachel says:
Remus home?

The Sexy Guy says:
remus is comin home, he'll kill me if he finds me on his MSN

The Sexy Guy says:
yea.. gottago!

Rachel says:
Heehee

Rachel says:
bye

Rachel says:
you're not all that bad ya know...

The Sexy Guy says:
See you around babie

The Sexy Guy says:
You're finally realizing it! Hallelujah!

Rachel says:
DON'T CALL ME THAT!

The Sexy Guy says:
okey, sorry…

Rachel says:
good

The Sexy Guy says:
See you around Rachie?

Rachel says:
Rach and We're good : P

The Sexy Guy says:
See you around Rach and we're good

Rachel says:
bye later Sirius...

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A/N: Hallellujah! Chapter 7 is up, finally! Phew, I had to do all the bold/italic work TWO TIMES 'cos the bloody internet connection broke... All our chapters are un-sorted and in no order... We have to work on that. So I don't know when next chappie'll come, but until then, you, our wonderful readers, are allowed to... dun dun... REVIEW! Thanks all who have done that, and all who will.

Love,
Mrs.Moony