"Good job in there" George said with a bright smile as he and Austin walked out of Blackthorn City's Dragon's Den, his final badge in the entire Pokemon world until Gen 8 in his hand. It shone red with the blood of that sore loser bitch who said he had to pass a test for her to acknowledge she lost.
"It was nothing. I never got to switch out Luna during the fight." Indeed, all he did was have her spam Moonblast. As he set the badge in his case, Austin looked up to see Lance standing before the pair, an angry expression on his face.
"Lexibug!" The champion shouted as he approached the pair, "Care to explain why my Cousin, Grandfather, and all his disciples are covered in stabs and slashes!?"
"Your cousin was a cunt so I killed her and everyone associated with that shitty test she said I had to take."
Lance sighed and began to massage his forehead to prevent the impending headache he was about to face. "Is mass murder really necessary?"
"Yes," Austin said because it was the easiest question to answer for him, "whenever I get angry the lives of several people are required to calm me."
Lance sighed in frustration and then pulled a pair of handcuffs from behind his cape, "okay no more of this. Austin Lexibug by my authority as Indigo League champion you are under arrest for endangering the lives of everything on this planet."
Austin pointed to the dark clouds over Ecruteak and asked "Am I really the thing you should be trying to stop?"
"Yes," Lance said because it was the easiest question to answer for him.
"Well then," Austin partially drew his katana, "you're gonna have to make me."
Lance was a smart man, he immediately recognized he could not beat Austin, not alone. "This isn't the last you'll see of me. You will be taken into custody Lexibug!"
Austin heard Lance begin to talk on the phone as he walked away, something about joining a wolfpack, but decided he didn't care and headed south to finally confront Ho-oh.
Later that afternoon, with the sun glittering off his katana as he walked, Austin saw a strange purple ripple emerge from the space in front of him. It opened up, and out emerged another Austin. This Austin, though had a beard six shadowy limbs emerging from his back. Besides him was a Celebi, except the Celebi was black and had a menacing purple aura.
"That's pretty fucking cool," Austin said, "but who are you."
"I'm you, but older," Future Austin said. "Take this katana. I don't need to carry a weapon anymore, since my body is a lethal weapon itself." Super-awesome Future Austin tossed super-cool current Austin his katana, so Austin was carrying two katanas.
Austin considered this for a moment. He was unstoppable with one katana, but now he would be twice as unstoppable with two. And he'd become so powerful in the future that wielding a katana was a waste of his time? He rather enjoyed knowing the future was so freaking awesome.
"Okay, what's the deal with that Celebi?"
"It's a special version of Celebi. It's a Mega Shadow Celebi, and it's dark and psychic type. It can still travel through time like a normal Celebi though."
"Cool. I suppose you've got shit to sort out?"
"Yeah, I'm hoping to kill our adopted parents before us when we were ten does. After that I'll work out what I'm doing next."
"Fucking sick," Austin replies.
"One more thing," Future Austin said. He walked up to Austin, pulled him towards himself, and kissed him.
It was a sublime moment. Austin had experienced the thrill of many partners before, but there was no one that had truly understood Austin and his desires and the darkness inside him except Austin himself.
He could feel Future Austin's shadow hands caress his body, removing his shirt, venturing downwards and inwards. They forgot everything, even the uncaring Celebi and the furiously blushing George right next to them. They might both have had plans to make, but that could wait until they had both experienced this entwined ecstasy together.
After they were both done, Future Austin left with Mega Shadow Celebi, going through another purple space ripple, and Austin himself sat there, attempting to wake up George after he passed out from too many nosebleeds.
Well it's a good thing my boyfriend gave me a lot of cool ideas because it's certainly not the reviews that have motivated me to continue this story. Remember I'll respond to any I get as long as you aren't REDMASTEROFPOKEMON. Next time: A rival appears! Has Austin met a true equal?
