A/N: Yo! Here is the newest chapter of The mechanical black flame dragon. This one will simply be Natsu's return to the guild and everyone's reaction.

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Chapter 7: Reunion pt 2

Natsu groaned as he hit the ground after getting out of the carriage that he had been in with the girls.

"Why?" Natsu muttered as he looked to the sky.

"Oi! Natsu," Cana muttered as she kicked him, "get up."

Natsu just groaned and started to stand up shakily.

He stumbled and almost fell afterwards before he caught himself on a rail to hold himself up.

"Dang it, it's cause I'm not used to the motion after walking so long." Natsu exclaimed.

Bizca giggled at that while Erza sighed, same old Natsu.

"Ready to go to the guild?" Mirajine asked.

"Give me a second," Natsu muttered before standing up straight and wobbling.

Natsu then got back where he was standing straight up perfectly before he took a step forward.

"Now, I'm ready." Natsu exclaimed.

"Good, because I would have knocked you over the head if you hadn't been." Erza said with a smirk.

"Why did I come back here again?" Natsu muttered to himself.

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"So, when are the girls supposed to return from their mission?" Loke asked the master, being the one to work at the bar when Mirajine was gone as he was one of the only Fairy Tail wizards that knew how to cook.

"They said they were coming back with a few surprises for us, frankly, I don't want to know." Makarov muttered.

"If you're a man, then you'll want to know and take your beating, like me, I'm a man!" Elfman said as he struck a strange pose.

"Shut it!" Makarov bellowed before breaking his bottle upside Elfman's head and knocking him out.

Just then, the guild door opened and in came Mirajine.

"Hey, old man, I just wanted to let you know that we've brought two passengers back with us from the mission. One's giving them trouble, so it will take awhile." Mirajine said with a shrug.

"Oh, I can guess that one is Natsu, but who is the other?" Makarov asked distractedly as he looked at the beer that was empty to see about another drop before freezing as he realized what he had said.

"Oh," Mirajine said in a sweet tone, "Is there something that you weren't telling us, master?"

"Busted, I knew not telling them was a bad idea." Loke snickered.

Makarov froze before turning to Loke. "You utter bastard," Makarov said in shocked awe.

"Please, like you wouldn't do the same thing, oh, and by the way, you may want to run." Loke said before pointing behind the master.

Makarov turned around to see Mirajine holding a sword that was glowing with darkness and about to swing it.

"Where the hell did she get that, there's a reason we never helped her get stronger." Makarov said in fright.

"Oh? So not only did you know about Natsu, but you also were holding me back?" Mirajine said while holding the blade out and slashing, causing a shockwave that flung Makarov through the top window of the guild.

"YOUR NOT ESCAPING THAT EASILY!" Mirajine shouted as she flew after him using the satan soul to follow him.

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Natsu looked up and said, "There goes the master and Mirajine, now there are only two people there."

Lucy just looked at him in shock, "You had her get Master out of the guild!"

"Of course! Without the master there, then I can surprise the two that are left there." Natsu said with an evil laugh before coughing.

"Right, that's why I don't evil laugh," Natsu said.

The girls just sweatdropped before the group walked into the guild.

"GUESS WHO'S BACK!" Natsu shouted out.

Somewhow, everyone on the continent of Fiore ended up shuddering in complete unison, getting a cold pit in their stomach, and generally just a bad feeling in them.

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"Hey guys, how ya doing?" Natsu asked as he strutted into the guild like he had never left for two years.

Loke and Wakaba both had their mouths dropped at the sheer amount of balls it took to do something like that.

"Why did you just bash through the wall when the door was right next to it?" Both of them shouted.

"We're mages, why the hell would we use a door?" Natsu asked with a smirk.

Makarov came back in through the other side of the door, not through the door, but the wall next to it.

"What'd I miss?" He asked.

"Why did you go through it too?" Loke asked.

"It looked fun." Makarov replied.

That was when Mirajine and a van came crashing through above the door.

"How and why?" Wakaba and Loke sighed in unison, seriously, that whole wall was ruined, it was a surprise that anything was left standing.

"Well, we were just going to crash through the door, but then we saw the holes in the wall and decided to aim higher, literally." Mirajine cackled, lightning cracking in the background.

"We just went along with it." The other girls said.

That was when Elfman, Grey, and Laxus came through the same door (he may be a genuine ass, but he will have a soft spot for Natsu in the story).

"We heard that Natsu was back, is it true?" The three asked in frightened unison.

"How the hell did you hear about that already?" Loke asked.

"We felt our spines vibrate and the signals to get the hell out of Magnolia while we still lived." Grey explained.

"I'm not that bad." Natsu pouted.

"You blew up half the port just because one old man made you pay for overpriced goods." Lucy deadpanned.

"It was highway robbery, I just made sure that he didn't get away with it." Natsu said.

"You destroyed half a port!" Lucy screamed.

Natsu then paused.

For a second, Lucy and Makarov both hoped that they had gottne through to him.

That hope died out when he spoke next though.

"What do you mean half?" He demanded. "Crap! Half of my explosives didn't go off! There were witnesses! Do you know what this means!"

"No," Lucy said slowly.

"We need to go back and destroy it again. Leave nothing but rubble in our tracks." Natsu cackled.

Grey just sweat for a few seconds before saying, "Am I the only one that is noticing how completely insane he is?"

Done! I hope that you all enjoyed this chapter!