"PIRATES ARE HERE! PIRATES ARE ATTACKING! EVERYBODY RUN!" Shouted a long nose boy, as he ran through a small village.

"THE KILLERS ARE ON THE SHORE! THEIR BLOOD THIRST IS ENDLESS!"

The boy slowed down and stopped, for he was out of breath.

"The pirates they are a. LIE! WAHAHAHA."

As the boy was laughing, one of the villagers had thrown a cooking pot at the long nose boy. The pot hit the long nose boy on the back of his head.

"That hurt! Why did you do that for?"

Angry villagers started to come out of their homes and work places.

"You little lie. You're not going to get away this time."

"Yeah, we have had enough."

"This little game is over."

The villagers started running towards the long nose boy.

"What for it, what for it." Said the long nose boy.

When the villagers got close to him, he yelled out. "And run.. Now!" The boy then ran as fast as he could, laughing.

"Come on slow pokes. You will never catch me."

As soon as the boy could not see the villagers, he climbed a tree and hide from the people chasing him.

"Where is that kid?"

"I do not know, but he better hope I never get ahold of him."

"Looks like no one is getting him today."

With that said, the villagers left and went back home.

"Another job, well done. It is my duty, to bring some excitement to this boring old town."

"Look there he is" Said a voice on the ground.

The long nose boy looked down, from the tree he was in, to see whose voice it was.

"Oh, hey you guys." Said the long nose boy.

"I bid you good morning, Captain Usopp." Said the little boy with green hair, as he held up a small wooden sword.

"Fear not Captain Usopp. For your brave worriers, the Usopp Pirates have arrived." Said a small boy with purple hair.

"Pepper, Carrot, it just you two today?" Asked Usopp. "Where is Onion?"

Suddenly the three boys, heard screaming. The trio turned, and saw a small boy, with dark blond hair, running towards them.

"Hey look, it's Onion." Said Carrot.

"I wonder what he's freaking out about." Said Pepper

"PIRATES! PRATES ARE HERE, AND THEY ARE GOING TO KILL USE ALL."

"Onion, stop playing." Said Usopp.

"But I am not playing." Said Onion.

"You mean, it's for real?" Said Usopp.

"Yes it's for real, I saw them."

"I just remembered, I have to go and eat my snack." Said Usopp, as he ran away.

"You chicken!" Yelled the three younger boys.

Usopp stopped and turned around and said. "Actually, I am sick, yeah I have, I will die if I don't eat my snack yeoses.

"YOU LIER!" Said the three boy in sync.

"You told us, you wanted to be a real pirate one day, and here is our chance." Said Carrot.

"Yeah, whats with you? What kind of pirate is afraid of other pirates?" Asked Pepper.

"If I recall correctly, It was Buggy the clowns mark." Said Onion.

"Bu..Buggy the cl..clown." Whimpered Usopp, as he slowly turn around getting ready to run away again.

"But I only saw one tiny boat." Said Onion. "And there was only three people."

Suddenly Usopp turned around, with a brave face, and yelled. "It's go time brave Usopp pirates. We do have a village to protect. Let's go men."

"Yes sir."

XXX

Luffy was standing on the beach, helping Zoro to pull the boat onto the shore. when the boat was on the shore, Zoro stretched and said. "Feels good to be on dry land again."

Luffy was looking around, then he looked at Nami, and asked. "There is a village around here right?"

"Yes, but it's only a small one."

Luffy then ran over to Nami yelling. "Is there a meat shop? Please tell me they have a place to buy meat."

As Nami was telling Luffy to forget about meat for a second, Zoro was still stretching. Zoro then noticed something moving, in the bushes up on the cliffs.

"Guys, we're being watched."

Luffy smiled and lowered his hat over his eyes. "Yeah, I know."

Nami looked at Luffy and yelled at him. "IF YOU NEW, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?"

"Because they are no threat."

"LOOK OUT!" Yelled Zoro at Luffy.

Luffy new what was coming, then jumped to dodge bullets that were fired at him. As Luffy continued to dodge the bullets, hundreds of pirate flags appeared. Usopp stopped firing at Luffy, and come out of his hiding place.

"Haha, I am Usopp, the leader of the invincible nation of pirates who rule over this island. You stand before a living legend, the most feared pirate that has ever lived. I am no other than the great Captain Usopp. If you leave now, I will not order my army of eighty million men to attack."

"You expect us to believe that?" Said Nami.

"What, sh..she knows."

"Yep, well now I do."

"How could I be so dump? I practically told her I was lying, so stupid. Curse you, you crafty tactician! Eighty million might have been an exaggeration, but I still have many men under my control."

"My guess is three."

"AHH..SHE KNOWS!" Screamed Carrot, Pepper, and Onion in sync. The three boys then ran away.

"HEY GET BACK HERE!" Yelled Usopp.

"shishishi looks like your men are cowards." Said Luffy.

"Shut you mouth or I will shut it for you. I'm a proud man, and I will not stand for it. This is your last warning." Usopp then loaded his slingshot, and got ready to fire. "You have seen how good I am with this, so you already know I can rival anyone with a pistol."

Luffy lowered his hat over his eyes again.

"So now that you have drawn your pistol. Are you willing to use it?"

Usopp started to sweat, after realising that Luffy was not to be messed with.

"Guns are not for threats they're for action. Are you willing to risk your life?"

Zoro smiled, as he realised what Luffy was doing. "We are real pirates, so consider your next move carefully."

Usopp stood still for a minute, then finally let the bullet fall to the ground.

"Real pirates have a lot more punch behind their word because they can back them up, that's so cool."

Luffy and Zoro burst out laughing.

"Shishi, I stole that."

"What?" Asked Usopp.

"I stole those words from Red Hair Shanks, a pirate I know."

"You know Shanks? come on you got to be lying, do you really know him?"

"Yeah, I know your dad too, His name is Yassopp, right?

Usopp got so excited, he fell off a cliff he was standing on. When he finely landed and recovered, Usopp asked. "Yeah, My old man's name is Yassopp. But how do you know him?"

"Let's go find something to eat first, then I will tell you."

XXX

"Mmm, thiss ish pretty goog." Said Usopp, with his mouth full of food.

Usopp had taken them to a small restaurant called Meshi.

"So I met you dad when I was a little kid"

"So my old man knows Shanks?"

"Not only does he know him, he is part of Shank's crew, so they are probably good friends."

"I can't believe it, my old man is sailing with famous pirates."

"He was the best sharp shooter I had ever seen." Said Luffy, as he grabbed an apple. "I would keep him on my crew. All he would talk about was his son, I heard enough about you to make my ears bleed."

"I am really proud of my old man, he chose a life of real adventure."

"Sorry to change the subject." Said Nami. "But do you know of anyone who could provide us with a ship?"

"We are a small village. I don't think we will be able to help you."

"What about that mansion?" Said Zoro. "The one on top of that hill over there."

"Hey do you know them Usopp?" Asked Nami. "With all that money, they should be able to help us get a ship."

Usopp frowned and slammed his fist on the table. "You stay away form there. Umm I just remembered, I have to do something." Usopp then stood up. "Everyone knows me here, so eat as much as you want." Usopp then grabbed his bag and ran for the door. "Well, got to go."

"Wonder why he was in such a rush." Said Nami.

Not long after Usopp had left, Three children burst through the door.

"The Usopp pirates have arrived." Yelled the three kids, as they held up their wooden swords.

"Who are these kids?" Asked Nami.

"Captain Usopp is gone." said Carrot.

"Did they eat him?" Asked Onion.

Pepper ran over to the table that Luffy, Nami, and Zoro were sitting at.

"WHAT HAVE YOU PIRATES DONE WITH OUR CAPTION?" Screamed Pepper.

Carrot and Onion joined Pepper at the table and yelled in sync.

"YEAH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR CAPTAIN?"

Luffy put down his mug and patted his bloated belly. "That was some tasty meat."

"Ahh, what meat?" Asked Carrot, as he held onto Pepper.

"See, I told you these pirates were cannibals." Said Onion.

Nami started to giggle.

"You, savages, what have you done with our Captain?" Asked Pepper.

"If your Looking for you captain." Said Zoro with an evil voice. "We ate him."

"AHH, CANNIBALS!" Yelled the three children, as they looked at Nami.

"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME!" Screamed Nami.

Luffy and Zoro burst out laughing, as the three boys fainted.

"You two had to say something stupid, didn't you." Said Nami.

XXX

"You really had us going." Said Pepper.

The three kids were leading Luffy, Nami, and Zoro to the mansion.

"Wow, this place is huge!" Said Luffy.

"And if our Captain ran off at this hour, then this is where he will be." Said Onion.

"What in the world would Usopp do in a place like this?" Asked Luffy.

"He comes to lie." Said Carrot.

"What, that's terrible." Said Nami.

"No he's a good guy." Said Pepper.

Pepper then continued to explain how Usopp was helping a girl named Kaya feel better, after her parents had died a year ago.

That's pretty nice of him." Said Luffy.

"So he tells her made up stories, to make her feel better?" Asked Nami.

"Yep, heaps better." Said Carrot.

"Great, I think we should ask her for a ship after all." Said Luffy

"We don't make her feel better, Usopp dose." Said Zoro.

"Well, it's impossible to get in any way, those guards won't let anyone in there." Said Onion.

"Hey, where did Luffy go?" Asked Nami.

Everyone then noticed, Luffy was not where he was.

"I will go ask her." Said a voice.

Everyone turned to see Luffy on top of the fence. Luffy then let himself fall back to the ground, with his arms stretching, he kept hold of the fence.

"No, you not gonna..." Said Zoro.

"Ahh, his arms are all stretchy. He's a monster." Said the Three kids.

"pardon the intrusion." Said Luffy.

"No Don't!" Yelled everyone, as they grabbed hold of Luffy, trying to stop Luffy."

"ROCKET!" Said Luffy, then everyone flew up into the shy.

XXX

"After that terrifying incident, we escaped into the sky on a giant slingshot haha."

Usopp was in a tree, talking to a blond-haired girl named Kaya. The tree Usopp was in, was next to Kaya's window. Usopp was telling her his made up stories. Kaya was in her room listening to Usopp, and was about to ask Usopp what happened next in his story, but she noticed something falling from the sky.

"Hey Usopp, what is that?" Asked Kaya, as she pointed to the shy.

Usopp looked up and saw Luffy, Nami, Zoro, Pepper, Carrot, and Onion falling from the sky.

'What the?' wondered Usopp.

Luffy landed on his feet a second before everyone else. Zoro landed on his back, the Usopp pirates landed in a bush, and Nami landed in Luffy's arms.

"That worked well." Said Luffy.

"LIKE HELL IT DID!" Screamed Nami, then she noticed she was in Luffy's arms. She Looked up at him and blushed a little, before Screaming at him again.

"PUT ME DOWN LUFFY!"

As Luffy put Nami down, Kaya Asked if they were okay.

"Don't worry about them Kaya. This happens to me all the time, they are new recruits who heard about me and came to join me." Said Usopp.

"Nope; not me" Said Luffy. "I came here to see you. I wanted to ask you a favour."

"A favour, from me?" Asked Kaya.

"Yeah, I was wondering if you could help us get a ship."

"Hey you there." Said A voice.

Everyone turned to see who spoke. A dark green haired man, with round reading glasses, was walking towards them.

"Klahadore." Said Kaya

"Get out." Said Klahadore, as he used his palm to stop his glasses falling off. "I will have you know, this is trespassing."

"Actually Klahadore, these people are.."

"Not now Kaya. You can tell me whats happened here, after they have left. Now all of you, get out, unless you have business with me."

As Luffy looked at Klahadore, he knew his real name was Kuro, and he was after Kaya's money.

"I know you." Said Luffy.

"Oh really?"

"Your real name is Kuro, and you where the captain of the black cat pirates."

Kuro eyes widened and he started to sweat. "I..I don't know what you're talking about."

"Klahadore is this true?" Asked Kaya.

"No of course not. You are not going to believe these people over me are you?"

"No Klahadore." Said Kaya.

"Usopp is this part of your plan to steal Kaya's money, by framing me?"

"No! I would never steal from Kaya."

"Oh really, you are the son of a filthy pirate after all. it's in your blood to steal from people. Who knows what you and your friends are up to. All I ask is for you to leave, and never talk to Kaya again."

"Klahadore don't insult Usopp like that, apologise to him." Said Kaya.

"I do not need to apologise to him, for I am only stating the truth. I do feel sorry for you Usopp. You must hate your father for leaving his family and village for his mindless lust for treasure."

"HOW DARE YOU!" Yelled Usopp.

Usopp then jumped out of the tree he was in. Using a grappling hook, he lowered himself to the ground.

"Why have you gotten so worked up Usopp?" Asked Kuro, as he adjusted his glasses. "It's times like this, you should do what you do best, and lie. Go on tell me, how you're not even related to him by blood, or he's a traveling salesman."

"ARR, SHUT UP!" Said Usopp, as he punched Kuro's cheek.

Kuro fell backwards and landed on his back.

"You see Kaya, he resorts to violence, I guess the apple never falls to far from the tree."

"SHUT UP!" Yelled Usopp. "I am proud of my father, he is a brave warrior of the sea. Yes, you are right, I have been known to lie from time to time, but I will never lie about who my father is, I refuse to be ashamed of my heritage. I AM THE SON OF A PIRATE!"

"Captain." Said Carrot, with a concerning voice.

"Hahahaha, brave warrior of the sea." Laughed Kuro. "Pirates are nothing more than savages. You are living proof, of his savage blood. You run around tell lies, resort to violence when you don't get your why, on top of it all, you try to trick this young lady and try to steal her fortune, and you try to frame me."

"You're wrong, I would never."

"Your nothing more, then the son of a no good pirate."

"I am getting sick of you insulting my father and me." Said Usopp, as he grabbed Kuro's collar ready to punch him again.

"Usopp, please stop." Said Kaya. "No more violence, please I can't take it anymore."

Usopp released Kuro's shirt, at Kaya's request. As he did, Kuro slapped Usopp's hand away.

"Now get out, all of you." Said Kuro.

"Yeah, you don't have to tell me twice. Kaya this is the last time you will ever see me."

Usopp then walked away.

"Guys, we are leaving to. We will deal with Kuro later." Said Luffy, as he started to follow Usopp, Kuro pushed Luffy in the back, cursing him to fall on his face.

"Luffy!" Said Nami, with concern, and ran over to him.

"MY NAME IS KLAHADORE, NOT KURO!" Yelled Kuro.

As this was happening, Luffy was reading Kuro's mind.

'Ha, this brat is weak, I will have my men bring him to me when they attack the village, I will have to find out how he knew my real name. Then I will kill him.'

Luffy stood back up and said. "I'm fine Nami, don't worry about me. And Kuro, you will never kill me."

Kuro's eyes widened, at what had said.

Luffy and the others left, Leaving a shocked Kuro behind.

'Did that kid read my mind?' Thought Kuro.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

Another chapter done, hope you like it.

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