Raiden smiled seeing all the students watch the clock. One more minute and they'd be dancing the night away.
"I'll go to the dance with you Frost" Baraka said and Frost made a face.
"Get ready Izzy, you'll be the most beautiful girl out there" Reptile said and snuggled Isabella close to him. Scorpion turned around in his desk and stared at Johnny and Sub-Zero.
"So who's the woman in this relationship?" Scorpion asked actually amused. Mileena jumped from across her desk and landed perfectly in Scorpion's lap. To her surprise, he didn't push her, shove her, or stand up so she would fall out. Instead he stared down at her for a moment and then turned his attention back to Johnny and Sub-Zero.
"I guess I am. Johnny Bear is manlier" Sub-Zero said and laid on Johnny.
"Yea, Subby Wubby has to keep his delicate body nice for me" Johnny said and Scorpion just stared at them. He turned around and Mileena stared up at him with puppy dog eyes.
"Scorpion…" she trailed off.
"What?" he asked and then Mileena held out some flowers.
"You don't like teddy bears so maybe you'll like flowers" Mileena said. Scorpion made a face but then Mileena pulled out an Elmo puppet.
"THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL! THANKS MILEENA!" Scorpion yelled and Mileena put the Elmo puppet in her pocket. The bell had rung and Mileena grabbed Scorpion and dashed to the gymnasium. Kitana and Liu trailed right behind her and Kitana had a weird smile on her face.
"What wrong with your face?" Liu asked puzzled.
"Oh nothing, I just know we'll have a good time" Kitana said cheerfully. Liu watched her and nodded.
"Fortune cookie man host it?" Liu asked and Kitana nodded. Kitana dragged Liu inside the gym and there was heart shaped items everywhere. Mileena had to repeatedly pull out the Elmo puppet to keep Scorpion from lighting the decorations on fire.
"Alright folks, DJ Shao Kahn is here and I will take requests at this time" Shao Kahn said. Mileena and Kitana ran up there as fast as they could and handed Shao Kahn the CDs they had.
"Alright, here is a request from an unknown girl. Hold on tight to your girls boys because this beat will drive her away" Shao Kahn said and then a soft energetic beat came on. Mileena soared through the air and rolled over on the dance floor. Scorpion watched her from a distance and Mileena tore off her long Valentine's Day dress revealing fishnets, a corset top, shorts, heels, and a cinched belt leaning on her waist. Scorpion's jaw dropped and then the bass dropped. Mileena showed off her wild side in dancing then. She was spinning, leaping, rolling, and doing back flips. She jumped over to Scorpion and pulled him.
"Come dance" she cooed and Scorpion shook his head.
"I don't dance" Scorpion mumbled. Mileena pulled out the Elmo puppet again.
"I meant, let's go dance" Scorpion said and Mileena could see him sweating. She giggled and pulled him over on the dance floor. Scorpion just kicked his left leg and Mileena put her hands on her hips.
"Is that how you dance?" Mileena asked. Scorpion nodded.
"Well, I know how to get you to dance" Mileena said with a devious smile. She pulled out the puppet but this time it was moving! Scorpion screamed and since the song was still on, everyone stared at him like he was going to dance. The puppet chased him around the gym and Scorpion broke out into these weird spasms that made it look like he was dancing. It jumped on him and Scorpion slid across the floor, making it look like he was breakdancing but he was actually thrashing and flailing his arms and legs. The song went off and Scorpion threw the puppet on the ground full of confidence. He kicked it in the jaw, ripped its head off and chewed on its eyeballs.
"How's that for a dance and a battle?" Scorpion asked and Mileena felt on his biceps.
"Damn, even when he's scared of a puppet he still gets all the girls" Frost said and threw a cup on the ground. Raiden walked over to Sindel and Sindel smiled.
"Raiden, I want to apologize about the other night" Sindel said smoothing her hair.
"It's okay, how about you and I dance?" Raiden asked. Sindel nodded and then Raiden's smile instantly vanished. Liu Kang was in his dragon form, lighting the disco ball on fire. He then turned back to his normal form and then started dancing his special dance. (His Mk II dance when he does a friendship)
"LIU KANG! Stop that this instant" Raiden yelled.
"Fortune cookie man no like dancing?" Liu Kang asked.
"I am Raiden, not Fortune cookie man or Super Butt" Raiden growled. Just then Kitana nodded to Shao Kahn. He nodded back and played Kitana's CD. It was a slow song and then things got uncomfortable. Kitana pressed Liu close to her and Liu made a weird face trying to break free.
"Liu, what's wrong? You don't want to dance with me?" Kitana asked. Liu watched her eyes get watery and then he sighed.
"I dance with you, just not now. I rap and show my skills then dance" Liu said. Kitana nodded and then she sat down by herself at an empty table. She looked out of the corner of her eye and saw Mileena and Scorpion doing the worm.
"That's weird, doing the worm to a slow song. I've never saw that before" Kitana said out loud to herself. Johnny and Sub-Zero were dancing close together and Sub-Zero had a shiny red and pink dress on with a Marilyn Monroe wig and heart earrings.
"Alright, we have Liu Kang coming to rap for us" Shao Kahn said and handed Liu a microphone. A nice beat started and Liu smiled. Everyone turned their attention to Liu and Liu walked up and down the gym floor.
"Ah, uh huh, let's do this.
Liu Kang, Shaolin Monk,
Better step back master of rap and funk
I got a cool chick, her name's Kitana,
Bad ass girl, her and her mama
Me and Kung Lao, we go way back
Fighting skills so good we crack your head and back
Aint afraid to fight, not afraid to die,
When I fight I look my opponent dead in his eyes.
Bad ass motherfucker that's me,
Skills so good people call me Bruce Lee
Fire ball and bicycle kick bitches watch out,
Name Liu Kang keep it out of your fuckin' mouth
That's it, all I have to say
Now buy your girl some flowers for Valentine's Day.
Liu Kang dropped the microphone and everyone cheered. Kitana ran over to him and planted a kiss on his cheek.
"What the hell did I just do?!" Kitana yelled and saw Liu double over. Raiden laughed.
"Kitana, I removed your kiss of death for just today. I knew you were going to end up kissing him and I don't need blood everywhere. I just cleaned the gym" Raiden said and Kitana looked at Raiden.
"Then why is he doubling over?" Kitana asked. Liu cringed and stood up straight.
"Fucking Taco Bell" Liu said and ran to the bathroom. Kitana tried not to laugh and then Jade trotted over to her.
"Kit, how long does this dance last?" Jade asked.
"I don't know, aren't you having a good time with Smoke?" Kitana asked and raised an eyebrow.
"Yea, it's just, uh…" Jade started to say and then Smoke ran around the room laughing.
"I'm a pretty pretty princess!" Smoke yelled dashing off the wall.
"What did you do to him?" Kitana asked and Jade nervously scratched the back of her head.
"Well, uh, no one told me that Smoke gets easily wired up off of Pixie Sticks" Jade said sheepishly.
"How much did you give him?!" Kitana yelled.
"Uh, about sixteen" Jade said. Kitana face palmed.
"Yo everyone! I'm a robot pirate princess from outer space! Where's my seahorse?" Smoke asked and tripped over a cord.
"OH NO!" Raiden yelled. One by one, all the speakers toppled over like dominos. The speakers were huge, about 30 feet high and 10 feet wide. They fell over and one fell right on Raiden, the other on Baraka.
"Oh shit, Baraka's down!" Kitana and Mileena yelled.
"Nah, leave him alone. The motherfucker might turn out cute from those injuries" Scorpion said. Mileena giggled and ran over to Scorpion and all of a sudden a small finger inched out from underneath the speaker. It was Baraka's middle finger and he shot it at Scorpion but instead Mileena thought it was for her.
"I got you, bitch ass motherfucker" Mileena growled. Scorpion told her that the finger was for him but she only grew madder. She jumped onto a speaker and lifted it up. (The speakers each weigh about 7,500 pounds separately) Mileena hissed and threw it onto the speaker that was already on top of Baraka.
"Where are my fruity stickers?!" Smoke yelled.
"Up your ass" Mileena seethed and Scorpion fell asleep on the floor. Mileena curled up into a ball and lay next to him while Liu was the only person who was still dancing.
"Remind me to never accept another teaching job" Raiden said to himself and teleported himself from underneath the speaker and sighed heavily.
