Princess Parents
Disclaimer:
Princes Resurrection is owned by Yasunori Mitsunaga
Beelzebub is owned by Ryuhei Tamura and Studio Pierrot
Sorry for the month-long wait...as it wasn't easy making this fic, not to mention my schedule, but now the chapter's here as Gilliam takes his turn to feel the baby's "wrath"...so expect some more comedic parts before the ending nears...as the baby's "handlers" (from the manga/anime Beelzebub) are set to appear anytime soon...
Previously...
Just as order is about to be restored, the "annoying band" shows up unexpectedly, and Hime stared wide-eyed as "hell noise" is about to commence.
dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da
dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta
Seeing that Hime is having a rather stressful day, Emile used his psychokinetic glare and the "annoying band" was thrown out of the mansion, and towards the sky, and peace seem to have been restored, though Sylvia joked to Hime that she should find a guy and get her own baby and suggested that Hiro would make a perfect "partner", but was silenced as she pointed a bazooka at her face and she hurriedly left the mansion, taking Francette and Mikasa with her, and now Emile and Hime are discussing on how to find the baby's parents so as to end the problem.
Beelzebub) are set to appear anytime soon...
Now…
The time right now is 02:30, and everyone within Hime's mansion are asleep, save for Reiri who is at the living room watching a horror movie as it involves a lot of "blood", drinking a tomato juice and is rather enjoying her "quiet time" when a familiar sound is heard and she guessed who it was, and another voice can be heard and she also guessed who it was. She smirked as it would seem to that it's going to be another "lively" moment and turned around, seeing the unexpected scene before her eyes.
"WWWWAAAAHHHH!"
ZZZAAPPP!
"AAAAIIIEEE! CALM DOWN!"
It was Beelzebub, and he is having a post-midnight tantrum and Hiro is at the receiving end, trying to calm the irate toddler down but to no avail as he is unable to keep the tyke from calming down, and his rather loud crying woke the other "residents", with Hime and Riza roused from their sleeps and came down, seeing that Hiro is continuously being electrocuted and Reiri is enjoying the sight before her, which the female werewolf warrior berated the teen vampire for not helping matters.
"Hey! Instead of watching and laughing, why don't you help Hiro calm the baby down!"
"But I don't want top get shell-shocked...besides...it's pretty fun to watch it...a good source of entertainment..."
"You fang-face! You really want to watch other people get "suffered"! You're not only a freeloader...you're lazy!"
"Save it for someone who pees like a dog..."
"WHAT WAS THAT, BLOOD SUCKER?"
"You heard me, "Snoopy"...you look so cute when agitated..."
"MY NAME'S NOT SNOOPY!"
"Snoop Dogg...fu-fu-fu..."
"WHY YOU BLASTED VAMPIRE...I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE DENTIST AND...OOOOWWWW!"
"AAAAAIIIIIKKK! HIME...LET GO OF MY EAR!"
Hime grabbed the two females by their ears, and twisted them to put their bickering to a stop and then glances at Hiro, seeing him "smoking" and told him that the baby might be hungry and suggest that Beelzebub needs milk. Hiro sighed as he should have guessed that this is what the baby needs, but then Reiri made another foolish suggestion to the baby and that's where an unexpected hilarity ensues.
"Hey, baby..."
"Da?"
"Want milk?"
"Da!"
"Then here's how you do...bzzz...bzzz...bzzz..."
Reiri then told Beelzebub that Hiro has "milk" and the baby unbuttoned the teen blood warrior's pajama top and suckled his nipple, which Hiro went rigid, and Riza stared wide-eyed, and when nothing happened, Beelzebub went to another tantrum.
"WWWWWAAAAAHHH!"
Again Hiro got electrocuted and there Reiri made another silly comment, suggesting that Beelzebub should go "lower", and just as the baby is about to pull down Hiro's pajama bottom, Hime grabbed the baby, then smacked Reiri in the head for teaching Beelzebub to "unintentionally" doing something "foolish", and then an awakened Sawawa came down and there Hime tells the maid to make a baby bottle filled with milk to help "sooth" the baby.
As Sawawa made some milk and the baby took it, Beelzebub has calmed down, and Hiro took the baby, who then went to sleep, and head for his room, and both Sawawa and Riza went back to their rooms, while Hime went to her room to rest as she needs to get some sleep. As she lay on her bed, she slowly drifted to sleep, but the her eyes opened after hearing a familiar song, which has just started.
dadada dadada
dadada dadada
dadada dadada
At first she was groggy, and thought she was just hearing things and went back to sleep, but the next song appeared to rouse her and she felt that she has heard that song before.
nanisama da okosama da
yomei wa zatto shichi, hachijuu nen
omae wa sudeni dadadadada
nani-chan da akachan da
ni jikan oki ni goukyuu da
yofuke ni oppai youkyuu da
As the volume of the singing slowly increases, Hime slowly felt that she has indeed heard it before, and slowly its volume gradually increases and her drowsiness slolwly ebbed away as she started to get a bit irritated.
MAMA ga mushi nara ichiou
PAPA no oppai suttemiru no da
(itteeei konoyarou!)
Turning to her side, she saw the amplified speakers placed next to her and there she realized what is going on, but it was too late, as the members of the "annoying band" showed up, and set the volume of the amplified speaker to "maximun output", and then they started singing very loudly and the "riot" has commenced.
dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da
dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta
Deafening sounds blared from the amplified speaker and Hime was "thrown out" from her bed as the "annoying band" kept singing, and Hime shouted at them to stop and leave, but then one of the band members sneaked and placed a headphone on her as the "annoying band" continued their gig which further caused the princess to lose her composure.
dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da
dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta
The scene shifts outside the mansion where you can see it "shake" in sync with the music, but then a loud "BOOM" is heard and you can see the "annoying band" flying out of the window, and as the scene zooms in at Hime's room, you can see her wielding an RPG (rocket-propelled grenade), and she was PISSED as hell. Hiro and Riza came in after hearing the explosion with Reiri following, and there they can tell what had just happened.
"Hime!"
"Hime...are you alright? What just happened?"
"I think a group of singers came and serenaded Hime...too bad she's a bit cranky...she wanted an old-fashioned suitors offering her chocolates and roses...the Royal way...fu-fu-fu..."
Reiri's comments further angered Hime as she aimed the RPG at the trio, though the aim is centered on Reiri, but both Riza and Hiro bolted out of the room with Reiri following, which then a loud explosion is seen, and you can see Reiri covering her rear after being struck down by the RPG shell, while Riza and Hiro are running to the nearest hiding place to escape the princess' wrath.
"AAAAIEEE! MY BUTT!"
"Reiri! You shouldn't have done that!"
"She nearly shot us down! You and your vampire brain! Can't you think first before you utter a stupid joke?"
-x-
The next morning, things appeared normal though Hime is stilled pissed about what happened earlier in the day, and Hiro was silent the whole time while holding Beelzebub, and the baby's "charming manner" seemed to have slowly brightened her mood and the silence slowly ebbed away, and as Hime took the baby from Hiro, an unexpected visitor came, and it was none other than Gilliam.
Riza and Reiri looked surprised as they didn't expect Hime's older sibling showing up, and though they expected that he would come for Hime' head, the two females are rather surprised as the prince went for Hiro, grabbing him by his collar and began berating him, which the werewolf warrior stared wide-eyed in surprise and the teen vampire to feel bemused as she sees a potential for some entertainment.
"YOU!"
"Eh? Me?"
"YES...YOU!"
"What's the problem?"
"DON'T "WHAT" ME! WHAT DID YOU DO AND WHY LILILANNE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY...COMING FROM YOU? AND WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN YOU? YOU'RE JUST A LOWLY BLOOD WARRIOR AND COMMONER!"
"Eh? Wait...you got it all wrong! I..."
"DON'T TRY TO TRICK ME! YOU'RE NOT ONLY UNFIT TO BE LILLIANNE'S HUSBAND...YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO RULE THE MONSTER KINGDOM!"
"You got it all wrong! Just let me explain!"
As Hiro tries to defend himself and Hime from Gilliam's accusations, Beelzebub jumped onto Hiro's head and there the baby and Gilliam had a rather "intense" stare-down, which Riza braces herself in case Gilliam attempts to harm the baby, but Beelzebub then took the pacifier from his mouth and placed it onto Gilliam's lips, and there the baby gave a "thumb's up" sign, much to Hiro's surprise.
"Da-bu!"
Sawawa saw this and call the scene, and Gilliam in particular, "cute", while Reiri laughed out loud, and Gilliam literally "blew his top", attempting to unsheathe his sword/blood warrior but Hiro restrained the elder prince while urging him to calm down, which showed some slight success.
"YOU PINT-SIZED BRAT! ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME AND LOOKING DOWN AT ME?"
"Wah! Prince Gilliam...calm down!"
"SILENCE! OT ELSE I SLICE YOU DOWN!"
"Please bear with him...he's just a baby!"
"THAT IS NO EXCUSE! ANYONE WHO PROVOKES A ROYAL FAMILY MEMBER MUST FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!"
"Bu he's only a baby! If you act like that...that would mean you'd be jinx by a baby! Besides...he wouldn't fight back...and it would only dampen you honor as a Royal prince! Please think about it!"
"Da-bu..."
"Grr..."
But trouble resumes when Beelzebub flashes a pair of "dirty finger" gestures at Gilliam and the elder prince felt insulted and attempts to challenge the baby, only for Hiro to urge him to calm down and there Gilliam demanded an explanation on why Hime "hooked" with a "lowly commoner" but Hime herself corrected her brother's accusation, with Riza backing the princess' claims, which slowly reached through the prince, and he slowly walked away after spitting out the pacifier.
With Gilliam now gone, the mansion appeared to be peaceful with Riza leaving, and as Hime is about to relax, Beelzebub jumped onto Hime's arms, and as she is about to "play" with the baby, the teen vampire bare her fangs, making it appear as she is about to "eat him, and the baby got spooked and got into another "electrical tantrum", much to Hiro's horror.
"Boo..."
"WWAAAAHHH!"
Hime was electrocuted and after the "voltage" ended, she was "smoking hot", and she glared at Reiri, which the vampire flashed "peace signs", but then trouble appeared as the "annoying band" showed up, entering from the window, brought in the amplified speaker, set it to maximum volume and began singing, which took Hime by surprise and the impact of the volume irritated her whole being to the max!
dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da
dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta
Hiro tries to persuade the "annoying band" to stop but they ignored him as they surrounded Hime and kept on singing, and the princess is losing her composure as the "annoying band" is really getting on her nerves, just as Riza came back in after seeing the mansion "shaking" and saw the root cause of it, and she tells Hiro to do something, but he told the werewolf warrior that he tried but is unable to. Worsening the situation, some of the band members held onto Hime as the "annoying band" continued to sing, this time irritably louder than ever.
dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da
dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta
The scene shifts outside the mansion, where the mansion itself is shaking on sync of the sounds, but then a loud "BOOM!" is seen and heard, and the "annoying band" members are seen flying out from the window, along with their equipment, and as the scene shifts inside, you can see Hiro and Riza restraining a now pissed off Hime, who is wielding an RPG, which she threatens to unleash it as she lost her bearings, and her two servants tried talking her into calming down, which appeared to work, but then Reiri suggested that she should listen to a soothing music to calm her nerves, which she made a brief singing by imitating the "annoying band's" song.
dada dada dada dada koneru dadadadada
FAMIRESU no OMOCHA ga hoshii no da
dada(dada) dada(dada) dada nedaru dadadadada
kikiwake nai no de onajimi da
dada(dada) dada(dada) jidandafumu dadadadada
donguri moratte GOKIGEN da
da da da da damasareta
Outside the mansion, another loud "BOOM!" is heard, and there Hiro and Riza were running out of the mansion, with Reiri covering her rear after repeated "shelling" from Hime's RPG with Beelzebub clapping at the scene. It was a rather "stressful" day for Hime and she wondered how to find the baby's parents, unaware that his handlers are just a town away.
To Be Continued…
Hope you like this chapter, as chaos erupted with lots of comedy and wanton mayhem...
Poor Hime, annoyed TWICE by the "annoying band"...
...and Reiri took the brunt of the "punishment"...
Gilliam getting "jinxed" by a baby, and is close to "challenging" him…at least Hiro convinced him to let go and get going...
Preview:
Beelzebub's handlers appear, and this sets a showdown between the two groups as the ending is reaching its climax…
