Chapter 6- Naruto Returns
Six months later In the Akatsuki Training Floor
Naruto stood in front of his ten masters waiting of his examination to begin, his training had been hell on earth, Kakuzu lost count of how many times he had to stitch up a wound the boy had suffered during training. He would now be tested in his ninjutsu, scythe combat style kenjutsu, strategy, the ability to discover and release genjutsus seeing as he was enable to cast them he should at least know how to escape one. And then he would be tested in his control over the Kyuubi.
Nagato stood up in the middle of the room, "Naruto you have learned more in six months then some people do in six years. You have learned to manipulate three different styles of ninjutsu, you have almost mastered the shinigami fighting style while adding techniques of the seven swords men to make your moves precise, yet fluid, and you are making tremendous progress as a jinchuuiki. You are more than ready to take the chunin exams." Nagato finishes his words confident, and full of pride in his nephew.
"Now your evaluation begins, we will start the ninjutsu you may begin when ready." And with that he leaps back to join his fellow members. Naruto takes a deep breath, and makes a cross hand seal for his favorite jutsu. "Kage Bushin no jutsu," and after performing that over a hundred puffs of smoke appear, and out of the smoke came one hundred Narutos all looking as exited and ready as ever. Nagato smiles and leans over to Deidara and Sasori, "Has Naruto been able to complete the alterations to the shadow clone jutsu?"
Deidara was the first to reply, "He has been able to create small explosions, but nothing too impressive, and in my opinion he is not ready to use that in the exams yet. It's either too small, or unstable." He looks over to the shorter man, "He is coming along nicely. The poison we injected into his blood stream is no longer a threat to him. In fact he could even drink the stuff and not feel it, but it must take affect and mix with his cells, and chakra coils before the clone and produce it in gas form. Which will some time, but by my calculations he should be able to do so in about a year, maybe year and a half if we keep this same rate of progress." He then looks back to his nephew.
"Naruto now show us your wind style. I will create a target and you will either destroy, or capture it understood?" Naruto nods his head. Then Nagato creates five shadow clones and all rush towards Naruto, the blonde smiles before performing a long series of hand signs he ends with the serpent sign, "Futon Vortex Prison," then a vacuum of air immobilizes the clones to where they can't move. Then Naruto begins another set of hand signs before ending on the dragon seal, "Futon Razor Wind jutsu," he next blows into his hand sending a whirlwind of razor blades that cut through the clones as if they were nothing.
Nagato begins to clap, "Very good Naruto using one to capture and another to kill. Very effective strategy. But you missed one." Naruto then turns around to see one clone coming at him full speed with a sword coming out of his chest, Naruto then does a small set of seals, and waits for the clone to get in close. Once he is close enough for maximum damage he releases, "Futon Pressure Cannon jutsu," the clone is then shot back with enough force to put some severe cracks in the stone wall on the other side of the room.
Then Nagato himself jumps down, "Very good Naruto, but I think it's time to test your strongest jutsu. Let's se just how far you've come?" And right after saying that both teacher and student charged at each other. Both of them had rasengans formed in one of their hands. They collide energy against energy a battle to see who is better, but in the end Nagato won only because of experience. "Very good Naruto. I say with a few more months yours will be stronger than mine. You know that only three people besides you, and me know this jutsu?' Naruto stands up and brushes off the dust, "Right there was the sannin Jiraiya, The Copy Ninja Kakashi, and my father. (During his six months with the Akatsuki he learned of his heritage through Nagato, and Konan)
Nagato then returns to his seat, and Itachi and Obito stand up. They look at each other before activating their sharignas. "Now Naruto you know that some people are skilled in genjutsu so Obito and I will cast increasingly difficult genjutsus until you can not break them, without using the Kyuubi understood." He nods, "Good then Obito will go first," Obito then makes eye contact with Naruto and the world just seems to slow down, the rain outside looks as if it would take years just to hit the ground and then slowly the world gets faster and faster until it returns back to normal. Then Obito appears out of thin air and he appears to be smiling, "Congrats Naruto you made it out the first one. Itachi is up next which means it only gets harder from here."
Itachi then casts on eon the boy before he can comprehend his situation, again Naruto found he in a strange world where colors have been reversed everything is different, but just like before he simply overloads the illusion and it disappears. He then makes it through three more increasingly difficult genjutsus before he could no longer escape on his own. But Itachi and Obito knew that with the Kyuubi's help he could escape any genjutsu, maybe even the Tsukuyomi when he gains full control. "Naruto you are more than ready for these exams no one will put in such complex genjutsus. So get out there and show Kakashi's squad who's the most badass group in the world!" Obito says very exited to the boy. Naruto only responds with equal excitement, "Yeah you can count on me Obito sensei. I'll be the best in the whole exams." Itachi can only smile at the boy's confidence.
"Alright Naruto next Obito, Kakuzu, and myself will evaluate your fire style techniques. You may begin when ready." Naruto then begins show them the first fire style he ever learned, he ends on the tiger seal and, to Itachi's surprise is able to do the fire ball jutsu, "Katon Fireball Jutsu," and true to the jutsu's name a massive fireball came charging out of Naruto's mouth and then disintegrated the targets laid out by Sasori. Itachi looks over to his relative, "Obito did you teach him that jutsu?" Obito smiles at his younger relatives surprise, "Yes Itachi yes I did and as you can tell he could to that jutsu like a fish to water." And that was something that Itachi couldn't deny he must have practiced on his own and with Obito to get the jutsu where it is now. "Moving on do you remember the jutsu I taught you Naruto?" Kakuzu asks, to which Naruto nods and responds, "Hai Kakuzu sensei," he performs another short set of hand signs, only three before again stopping on the tiger seal, "Katon Searing Migraine," and then a small fire ball erupted, but it slowly got bigger, and bigger, as well as brighter, and brighter until it was a huge wall of flames that was so bright that some had to cover their eyes. After he was done with the jutsu Naruto looked a little winded, "How was that Kakuzu sensei?" The masked ninja smiles under his mask, "That looked like a million bucks kid," before ruffling his hair bit. "I have one more to show it's a jutsu that me and Obito came up with and Itachi sensei helped to." Nagato was now curious, "Well by all means Naruto show us." Naruto then begins a small set of seven seals then ends on the ram seal, "Katon Fire Fist jutsu," he then wraps his hand in fire before charging at a dummy and plunging his hand all the way through like it was knife through water. Nagato was now looking down at Obito and Itachi and then to Kakuzu, 'Hm that boy has a way with people he even got a complement from Kakuzu and that was a first for us.'
Then the Uchihas went to go sit down while Kakuzu remained, and was joined by Kisame, "Ok brat lets see how you are in the water." Kisame said while Nagato was beginning to release a large amount of water from the ground. But was stopped by Naruto.
"Don't worry about the water Nagato sensei Kisame sensei showed me a jutsu that can fix the problem of no water near by," as he forms the serpent seal his cheeks begin to expand until, "Suiton Exploding Water Shock Wave," he then produces enough water to make a small lake on the Akatsuki training room floor. While he, Kisame, and Kakuzu stood above the water, "Alright brat, show us what you have learned ok." Naruto nods in understanding, before performing another set of seals, "Suiton Water Wall jutsu," then a wall of rushing water formed behind the blonde as it traveled at the two older ninja at increased speed. Kisame only cuts it in two with his great sword. "Alright we might need to work on that one. It was a little slower than it should have been. When you get back you are going to working on perfecting water style alright." Naruto looks on, "Hai sensei." Kakuzu then walks up, "Alright we've seen defensive water style now how about offensive." Naruto was already finished and slammed his hands on the ground, "Suiton Geyser Spears," and then seven columns came shooting out of the ground with the intention of impaling anything they touched with high-pressure water. Of course the two older men simply dodge those columns and stand they're looking at the boy with pride.
Then both men retreated into the upper level, Nagato stood up to announce the next test, "Naruto now we will test you in taijutsu and scythe style kenjutsu." And with that Hidan and Sasori descend in to the arena. "Sasori will test you in your ability to dodge incoming attacks from all sides you may begin when ready." But what Sasori did was unexpected to everyone, he climbs out of his puppet's shield and stands in his true form. "Naruto I will attack you with Kiruko and the Third Kazekage so be ready." Again he nods understanding that no one is going to go easy on him just because he's younger. And with that they attack Kiruko using his tail, club arm, and senbon to strike Naruto, while the Kazekage puppet stands there preparing to release his iron sand. And he had to admit Naruto was dodging quiet well only being hit in the arm or leg by senbon, but even then it was only one or two. Then came the iron sand and Naruto was scrambling to get out of the way dodging sharp spicks of sand one after another. He then saw a pattern in the attacks and began to time his movements to the sand, and just when he thinks it is over. BOOM! A smoke bomb goes off and the club hits him in the stomach, he doubles over in pain and grabs his stomach, and throws up a little. "Can you continue Naruto?" Sasori asks coldly to his little poison apprentice. "I can and I will!" Naruto responds with determination, and with that the onslaught begins again.
After another ten minuets off dodging Naruto is almost completely drained off chakra. Nagato leans over to Kisame, "Go give some of the chakra in your sword he still two tests left." Kisame then remembers something, "Wait what about Zetsu's test?" Nagato replies, "Zetsu already gave him his test two weeks ago why do you think we couldn't find him for a few days." He then only grows more curious, "So what was his test for the brat?" Nagato remembered what he was told by Zetsu and Naruto, "His test was to infiltrate enemy territory and survive in the wilderness." He then understood, "So which village did he infiltrate?" Remembering what Naruto had told him, "I believe it was to gather information on a fellow jinchuuiki in the sand." "Ah I see alright he does look like he needs more chakra. After all Hindan's test is next."
He then jumps down to the blonde an rests his sword on the kid's shoulders, "Here you are going to need it." Naruto instantly felt rejuvenated, "Alright let's do this come on Hidan sensei!" But Hidan was not paying attention he was off doing one of his many ceremonies. "Hidan sensei we are waiting for you. Hurry up!" The blonde shouts to his psychotic teacher. "Hold the fuck up! I'm almost done so just shut your cocksucker and I'll be done in like five minuets. Everyone, but Naruto sweat dropped at this.
After another twenty minuets Hidan's ceremony was finally done. "About time Kakuzu stated annoyed at the mans constant ceremonies. "Shut the fuck up Kakuzu, you could have at least gone to fuck yourself while you was waiting." Naruto was staring to think that a fight would break out from the look on Kakuzu's face. But everyone got back on track when Nagato flashed his chakra getting everyone's attention, "Alright now that everyone has settled down we can get back to Naruto's evaluation. At this Hidan smiled and pulled out his scythe, "Evaluation, Cockulation, Ejaculation. What does it matter let's fucking start the show." And with that he begins to charge at Naruto who already had his scythe out, however his was not like his master's his was a kind of burnt orange and black with skull at the top of his, but they both had a long metal like rope around them. Naruto begins to strike first, "Shinigami Offensive Style Soul Hunting," and with that he begins to twirl the scythe from left to right, from behinds his back, to above his head everyone of his slashes were intending to kill in a fluid and graceful motion. He then releases some slack from his rope, and extends it to about fifteen feet using his momentum to swing it in close and long range alike, "Soul Harvest." Hidan can only smile wickedly at the fluid motions and impressive way his young apprentice handles his reaper scythe. Suddenly he stops, "I don't need to see anything else he will carve anyone who gets in his way with that scythe. He has become a force to reckoned with." The others were looking at each other like they had seen a ghost, Hidan stopping in the middle of a fight, now they had seen everything.
Now the final test to see how far he could push the Kyuubi's chakra into his own body without loosing control. So Nagato, Kisame, Itachi, and Obito all walked down to meet him. They could still remember the giant "fuzz ball" as Naruto called him.
Flashback
Nagato, Itachi, and Obito were inside Naruto's mind for the first time. They had tried to see if Naruto could pull out the chakra that was hidden within him so after a failed attempt they went in using their eyes. "So the bastard eyes come to see me again, but what's this one of you has the eyes of my creator. Interesting." They walk until they see Naruto sitting next to a huge cage, and it looked like he was talking to someone. "Naruto who are you talking to?" Obito asks still remembering the Kyuubi and what he will do to him. "I'm talking to Kumara. He's actually not that bad he healed all my wounds when I got hurt during one of the village beatings." That is when they all grew concerned for the boy, "One of them?" Itachi asks. Itachi had never seen the boy actually hurt when he was an ANBU, but he guessed they did judging by the boy's scars. Then that voice came back only much closer, "Yes I healed the boy during his time in that hell hole. I've always felt sorry for the kit, but all I could do is look on while he was mercilessly beaten sometimes. Oh how wish I could go back start again with that attack, only I would be in full control, and I would be stomping on the civilian side the most. You there Obito you and I were under the influence of that man Madara, can you blame yourself as much as you blame me for what has happened in the world?" Obito looked on in sadness he understood what the fox felt like, helpless and the only thing you can do is watch. Watch as everything is taken, everyone you loved is killed, and even be able to end it all. The Kyuubi spoke again, "I know why you are here. It's to help the kit learn to use my strength as his own, and I'm glad to be honest he will take time, but he I will help as much as I can. IF you can keep him in check if he draws on too much too quickly then I can regulate the amount he receives. Do we have a deal?" Nagato looks at the other two, "You have our word." The fox smiles his trickster smile, "Oh and one more thing once I am bonded with the boy not even the real Madara can separate us, which means if one of you tries to do something that stupid I'll personally tear you limb from fucking limb understand?" They nod, "Good now get lost me and the kit have some talking to do."
End Flashback
"Alright Naruto you know what to do." Naruto only smiles, before a red chakra fills the air his eyes turn from blue to crimson, his whiskers grow and darken, his canines, and claws grow, and now a red liquid looking chakra was forming around him starting to make him have the appearance of a fox. Nagato walks a little closer to see when Naruto's breaking point is, "Naruto can you hear me?" a second later he responds, "I can hear you Nagato sensei, I'm to try going two and three tails now." And in a matter of seconds his chakra spikes yet again, only instead of one tail he now had three all waving wildly as the boy was exited to show them just how far he could go with the Kyuubi. "Alright Naruto that's enough we think it's time to stop." But Naruto was determined to reach second state, and before anyone could respond he transformed. A dark red and black chakra cloak enveloped his body making him look even more fox like now. His eyes were now a bright glowing white, and he no longer had a voice it was a growl. Everyone was shocked that Naruto could push his limits that far and be almost completely fine, and as quickly as it began it ended with him returning to normal, the only thing that was different was his breathing had increased, 'It seems that the more of the Kyuubi's chakra he uses the more tired he becomes. I wonder if that will disappear completely when he gains full control.' Nagato thought.
Nagato looks over at his nephew thinking about the exams, 'He'll need a squad and sensei. But they need to know how the Konoha military works in case things go south, but for his squad he'll need them to compliment his wild yet fluid and graceful fighting style and they need to be able to attack from all ranges just in case they do wind up in a fight.' He then dismiss Naruto so he can go pack for his little adventure to his home town, while he called a meeting.
1 Hour Later in the Meeting Room
All members were discussing the progress the little boy has made even though he shared ten different sensei he still managed to make more progress then some people do in years mastering a completely new fighting style, using three different kinds of jutsu, and using the Kyuubi up to four tails. Then Nagato spoke up, "As all of you know since he is going to the chunin exams he will need a cover squad and a sensei to meet the criteria of the exams for a full squad. And he will need someone who knows their way around the leaf so things will go much quicker and with minimal risk. Any volunteers?" Konan was weighting what she should do after all it was her best friend's son that they were raising so she wanted to do it, and to make sure Kushina didn't kill her in the after life. She stood up, "I'll be Naruto's sensei I used to be a leaf shinobi so I also know a few back doors that we can go through." Nagato looks around but has to ask, "Any objections?" Silence, "Then it's decided Konan is to e the cover sensei. Now who will be on his team?" At this Hidan was the first to stand, "Leader-sama let me go with him, and he is tacking his scythe so if me and him both go we can do some serious combo attacks." And to everyone's surprise it was Deidara who spoke up next, "I agree with Hidan with those two together at close range, Naruto can hold his own at mid range, and with me at long range we can breeze through those exams no problem." Everyone was in agreement when they thought about the possibilities for combos and teamwork so it was decided. Nagato sighed Konan was going to have her hands full, with three loud mouthed psychos. "Very well then it is decided with Konan, Hidan, and Deidara you three will going to the exams with Naruto.
But Itachi spoke up, "Actually it might be harder than we thought to get in we need a seal from your village of residence and written note from the Hokage to get in." Nagato stood in a thinking pose, "Well that is a problem do we have any paper that has the handwriting of the third?" Obito then stands, "Leader-sama I have an old mission paper which the third wrote on maybe me and Itachi could use the sharingan could to copy the writing, but we'd need to get the seal of approval." Nagato can only start to laugh at the problem they look at him concerned, he later wipes off his tears of laughter, "Well you happen to be talking to the leader of the rain village remember." Then the three that are to go with Naruto leaned a little closer. "It's settled you two get working on the chunin forms and I'll secure the seal. Understood?" In unison, "Hai leader-sama."
Two days later
The three that were selected to go were getting closer and closer to the village gates, but about a mile out they turn into the forest. Konan pulls them over, "Alright guys, we are near the gates and I'm guessing that a regular henge won't it so we have to use some of my paper ninjutsu they can't see though that, so hold still." She then uses thin sheets of water proof paper to cover the others after Hidan and Deidara use a henge to look like children. "Well then shall we go." The three "children" nod.
They then enter though the gate showing that they are from the rain then settle into a hotel with the money they had to rip out of Kakuzu's hands. The three settle down and do their own things. Hidan goes of to do a "short" ceremony while Deidara just sat and made some animals out of his clay, and Konan sat there reading a book after she told Naruto that he could go exploring.
And explore he did walking around with his rain headband on taking all the sights of his child hood, and then he came to a familiar building it was Ichiraku ramen the place where he had found those few moments of happiness in his life. He walks in and can see the old man's back so he decides to have some fun. He does as Konan taught him and applies chakra to his voice and changes the sound to where he sounds like a very young version of himself. "Hey, hey what do you think is the best thing to eat?" When Teuchi heard this he flinched thinking of Naruto was a touchy subject for the ramen cook he hangs his head and continues to cook, before speaking to the stranger, "You know kid you sound like on of my best costumer who used to come here a long time ago." He says with a voice filled with sadness. Naruto catches that but doesn't let up, "What was he like?" Teuchi stiffens a little, "Well it's just every day he could make people smile when he was around and not even try. All he had to do was smile, but now he's gone he left with some one hopefully for a better life then the one he had here." At this point Naruto knew it would have been too cruel to let him suffer like that, so he stops pushing chakra in his throat and speaks normally, "Old man I'm sorry I didn't get to say goodbye." And after hearing that voice he turns around only to look at a new Naruto no longer in his bright orange jumpsuit, but with a rain headband and dark black and red ninja gear. He quickly the ability to control himself and grabbed Naruto over the counter and hugged him, "Ayame get in here Naruto's come back!" And as soon he finished saying that out came his daughter still in her apron when she saw whom her father was hugging she to started to cry and join in the hug . At this point Naruto felt really bad that he didn't say goodbye these two deserved it. They soon let go and start to cook again, "For Naruto's return all the ramen tonight will free of charge to anyone whom you consider a friend." Naruto was not able to hear as he was just eating and enjoying the lifeblood that he missed for half a year.
Hinata had been walking down the street she would always visit Ichiraku at least once a week since Naruto had disappeared, when she heard the cook Teuchi shout something that brought a smile and tears to her eyes, "For Naruto's return all the ramen tonight will be free of charge to anyone whom you consider a friend." She was frozen when she saw only one person sitting at the restaurant. So she slowly started to walk forward trying not to faint if it was him, or trying to hold back tears if it wasn't him. But the tears still came when she saw his blonde sun kissed hair down into what looked like his seventh bowl and that's when she tried to speak. N-N-N-Naruto is th-that you?" And to her sheer joy when he turned around it was indeed him, 'Hey Hinata long time no see. (He remembered over the weeks trying to think of who he wanted to meet with first.) 'He remembers ME!' And that was the last straw Hinata fainted, but thankfully was caught by Naruto. He then looked over the girl who he had caught in his hands, 'She's pretty cute I wonder why I didn't notice her when I was younger?" The Kyuubi happen to be awake through the whole thing, "Because you are not exactly the sharpest kunai in the pouch." 'Shut up.' Teuchi had been watching and he remembered her the way she would get when someone bad-mouthed Naruto, she would either try to defend him, or just walk away without finishing her ramen, he could tell that she most definitely had feeling for the boy.
When Hinata was coming to she saw Naruto talking with Teuchi and Ayame, and it looked like a mountain of ramen bowls were in the sink she smiled thinking of Naruto and his ramen, 'Oh Naruto' she thought. Then she saw Naruto turn to look at her, "Oh hey Hinata you're awake good it's getting late and I was hoping you'd let me walk you home." Hinata then turned a thousands shades of red thinking of her and Naruto walking hand in hand down the street it was one of her favorite fantasies. She was still thinking about what to say on the way home that Naruto thought he'd been rejected, "Oh if you don't want me to walk you home it's ok I'll just go back to my hotel then." But after hearing that she quickly came to, "No don't g-go I'd l-l-like if you w–w-walked me h-home." She was surprised that she managed to get that sentence out. Naruto quickly lightens up, "Well could you give me directions I don't know where you live." Hinata then realized that she had followed him home at least four times yet he didn't even know which part of village she lived in. "U-U-Umm it's this way," but what surprises her is that she grabs his hand to lead him there. As they walk around the village at night Naruto can see that the village light s can be quiet beautiful. They walk in silence until they reach the Hyuga compound a few minuets later. "So Hinata are you competing in the exams?" Hinata then realizes that he is not from their village anymore so she might have to go against him, "Yes N-N-Naruto-kun y-yes my t-team is." The blonde smiles, which makes Hinata's knees al little weaker, and she turns to walk inside he calls her one last time. "Hinata." She turns a bit, "Y-Yes N-N-Naruto-kun what is it?" He blushes before leaning in a bit and kissing her on the cheek. Hinata is so shocked that she can't even faint, he then says goodbye and runs to his hotel, 'Naruto-kun kissed me, NARUTO-KUN JUST KISSED ME!' she screams in her head and with that happy thought in her mind she goes off to bed ready to enter with her team tomorrow with a new found confidence in her.
Naruto then returns to his hotel to see a smirking Hidan and Deidara. So lover boy you came to become a chunin and you might wined up a boyfriend. And that was when neither could hold in their laughter anymore they were had no control left. Naruto just stood his blush ever increasing the usually loud and brash Naruto just stood there blushing more and more at the thought of him and Hinata in a relationship.
It was now the day of the exams and they had to go over their disguises.
Hidan was to be a boy by the name of Toshiro who specialized in close range attacks. And was to tag team scythe combo attacks with his partner Naruto. He had short silver hair, but not slicked back like his own which he didn't like and was a bit too short for his taste to, but it will do.
While Deidara was to go by the name Ichigo, who was a long range specialist that used his comrades attacks as set ups to deliver maximum damage. He refused to let go of his blonde hair so all that happened was his face changed and he got slightly shorter.
And Konan was to play the beautiful Yuki Onna. A woman who came from the ice village to be with her husband. She took on the genin team about two years ago to make the rain village accept her as one of their own.
They were on their way to the exams when Naruto felt a very familiar presence so he goes over to investigate. And he sees a little boy running from a girl with pink hair, and he instantly recognizes her as Sakura the girl he had a crush on a while in was in the village. However his attention turns to the sand shinobi he ran into, when he picks him up by the collar of his shirt Naruto springs into actions using the rope in his scythe to grab the kid out of the ninja's hands, but also deflected a rock that was meant to hit the sand nin in the hand. All eyes turn to him, and his teammates as he puts the boy down. "Who the hell are you?" The sand nin asks angry that this guy had the nerve to just show up in someone else's business. But Naruto is now more concerned with the one who threw the rock, and the one behind him. "Sasuke-teme long time no see." This took Sasuke back only one person had ever called him that in his entire life. "Naruto so you finally came out of hiding. I see you were hold up in the rain. Why don't do us all a favor and just leave you'd only get your team killed, not they would do much better." In all of their minds.
'Who the fuck does he think he is. My art could wipe that smirk right off his face.'
'That little cock sucking, mother fucking, dip shit, fucking, asshole, son of a bitch. I will fucking kill you and burn your body you are not worthy enough to be a sacrifice.'
'Oh just wait bitch all the bullying you put me through I'll take out in how many bones I break.'
Naruto just smirks, "Hey Sasgay if you're done gloating you might want to say hi to the person behind you." At this everyone turns to the tree to see a red head child underneath the branch that Sasuke was sitting on. 'How the hell did he sneak up on me' was Sasuke's immediate reaction. When the he dropped next to his teammates they look more nervous and scared around the boy. Kankuro you embarrass us we need to get moving. "But Gaara," he never got to finish that as the look on his face became annoyed, "Don't make me kill you." He then looks between Naruto and Sasuke before finally staring at Naruto, "Something about you reminds me of mother." Then Naruto grew a serious face, "If you wish to know you and I are the same a Gaara. From one to another tell Shukaku that Kumara said hi." The red head is stunned when his 'mother' is silent. 'This never happened is mother scarred, and who is Kumara?' Then a voice deep inside his mind told him, "He is my oldest brother. Oh this is going to be fun just like old times when we were kids a few hundred years ago." Satisfied with the answer he received he turns and begins to walk away. When Sasuke says in an annoyed voice, "You'd rather go after the weaker competition first pitiful." "Hey kid remind me that we need to kill him slowly" the sand demon said to his host. And then the sand nin just walked away.
Sasuke just stared angrily at them while Naruto was looking forward to a jinchuuiki vs. jinchuuiki showdown. And as they to began to walk away Sasuke jumped down and walked right up to Naruto, "Hey dobe I don't know what you think you can do to impress Sakura here, but you were a looser back then and you still are." He was expecting Naruto to become extremely mad at him, but to his surprise he remains calm. He lets out a sigh, "If you're done my team and I would like to leave you two in peace. Maybe you will drown in your blood when I get through with you. Oh and Sasuke I kept count the number of times you made my life hell so to return the favor I will break one bone per month. See you at the exams teme." But before they leave Sakura gets in a word, "You can't talk to Sasuke-kun like that 'Dead Last'." This was all Hidan could take, he shouts at the top of his lungs right in her face, "WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT OF A TEAMMATE CAN GO DIE IN ALLY AND SAVE US THE TROUBLE OF KILLING YOU IN PUBLIC." And with that they leave. But not before Naruto pulled on his rope sending the rock he had caught right to the back of Sasuke's head.
