Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome

Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome.

Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.

Notes: It's been how long since I last updated?

Warnings: Shonen-ai, yaoi, whatever the hell you want to call it. Zack/Kadaj. And that special brand of humor I'm famous for. Implied Reno/Yazoo.

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Challenge item: Zack in a silk teddy posing on Kadaj's desk From HotoriBlackfox

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Cloud's eye twitched as he opened the door to Kadaj's office (the silver-haired one having come to get him after taking one look at what lay behind the door). He took one look at Zack, who was posing shamelessly on Kadaj's desk clad only in a grin and a ridiculously garish pink teddy, and closed the door soundly.

This was over his head. While he was perfectly capable of handling (and was usually in charge of handling) the SOLDIER's day-to-day idiocies, there were times when the black haired man was just too over the top for even him to handle. This was usually when Sephiroth was called in, because hardly anything phased the man.

However, Sephiroth was gone for the day, which is probably why Zack had the balls to pull something like this because Shiva knows the silver haired man would rip them off if he knew that the black haired man had planned something like this. Their second choice for dealing with Zack-related incidents that even Cloud can't (or won't) handle was usually Reno, but there had been another Yazoo-related clothes incident and the redhead had barricaded himself in his office and refused to come out until his clothes were returned. Now Kadaj was willing to do a lot of things to get that monstrosity out of his office and where it belonged, but talking a lovesick Yazoo out of his prize was just a little bit too much.

Which is why they got Rude to do it. The bald Turk was annoyed at the situation already, partly because he was tired of doing all of Reno's work himself and partly because he was tired of seeing Reno's bare ass, so it wasn't that hard to get him to agree. In fact, it went so well that instead of forcing Reno back into his pants and dragging him all the way to Kadaj's office, they simply asked Rude if he would kindly force Zack into Reno's pants and remove him from Kadaj's office.

In short, Kadaj was happy, Zack was clothed, Reno was unclothed and Yazoo was very happy. As for Sephiroth, he got to enjoy his vacation in peace while Rude and the evil moogles made a killing off a sales from the video footage. Tseng was not involved, and was quite happy to be so.

Zack was highly encouraged (and by highly encouraged we mean that Cloud threatened to make him eat his own cooking for the rest of his life coupled with several other very creative threats from Reno) to stay away from lingerie for all eternity.

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TBC

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Thanks to all for reading and reviewing.

I love Zack, truly I do. But some of the things he does...