-Sora hangs up-

Sora: Riku's been kidnapped!

Kairi: Ooooo pretty button!!

Sora: I can't leave Kairi alone like this...Uhg! What can I do?!

Kairi: Merry Halloween!

Sora: It's June! -sigh- I guess all I can do is wait...

-Back in Florida with Riku, Axel, Roxas, and Demyx-

Axel: I have an idea!

Roxas: What?!

Axel: Lets go to a bar!

Riku: We arn't old enough!

Axel: Well then I'll just get some stuff and I'll be right back...

-Axel disappears into the darkness-

Riku: One of you, just take me home!

Demyx: Nah...

Roxas: No...

Riku: Well then at least put your clothes back on Roxas.

Roxas: Fine...

-Roxas puts his clothes back on-

-Axel comes back-

Axel: Here

-Axel passes everyone a beer-

Riku: No, I'm fine.

Axel: Aww come on Riku! Just one!!

Riku: Take me home and I will.

Axel: Fine...If you want to go back to that picture that badly...

Riku: Just drop the whole picture thing!

Demyx: But it's weird...

Roxas: Why do you even have it??

Riku: Just drop it!

Axel: But...we don't want to...

Riku: Don't tell anybody else about it then...

Axel: Opps...sorry, that can't be done...

Riku: Axel!! ...Pass me a beer!

Axel: That's more like it!

-Axel passes Riku a beer-

-Riku chugs it down, plus another four-

-At Kairi's hospital room-

Sora: Kairi?

--

Sora: Kairi?!

Kairi: Who's that?

Sora: You are Kairi.

Kairi: Oh. Yes?

Sora: How are you feeling?

Kairi: Like sunshine!

Sora: Okay...

-A few drinks later with Riku, Demyx, Axel, and Roxas-

-Roxas is naked again-

Axel: Hey! Everyone! Come here! You gotta see this!!

-Everyone follows Axel into an alley way-

Axel: I call this one hot bum!

-Axel sets a homeless person on fire-

Demyx: Look at him run!!

Roxas: Woah!

Riku: Ahahahahahahaha!!

-A few hot bums later-

-The police show up-

Policeman: What the hell are you four doing?!

Axel: -stumbles a bit- Nothing...

Policeman: I got calls saying you were setting homeless people on fire!

Demyx: Now that's just plain rude, or something...

Riku: Ahahahahahahaha

Policeman: And why is that one naked?

Roxas: I feel free!!

-Roxas starts to run around in circles-

Axel: Oh ya! That's what I like!

Policeman: All of you...get in the car!

Riku: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers...

Demyx: Do you have any candy corn?

Policeman: Get in the car. Now.

-After awhile they all get in the car-

-Later at the police station-

A buff scary guy: Hey you! -points at Roxas-

Roxas: Me??

A buff scary guy: Yeah, come over here.

Axel: That kid's mine, get your own!

A buff scary guy: You think your'e so tuff!?

Axel: Yeah...

-Sets the buff scary guy on fire-

Demyx: Dance cabbage dance! Wait--ummm..Dance water dance!!

-The buff scary guy get soaked, and then he runs into the corner and cries-

-Zexion appears-

Zexion: -facepalm- What did you do? And why is Riku here too? And why is Roxas naked?

Policeman: They were setting homeless people on fire, and underage drinking.

Zexion: -facepalm- I'm here to pick them up.

Policeman: Fine...Come this way, you need to sign some papers and stuff...

-Zexion and the Policeman leave, and Zexion comes back-

Zexion: Come on, we're going to take Riku home and go back to the castle.

-Zexion takes them all into the darkness, drops Riku off at home and takes the other back to the castle-

-In the morning at Castle Oblivion-

-Demyx wakes up, and rolls over-

Demyx: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Marluxia: What's wrong Demyx?!

Demyx: Why are you in my bed!?

Marluxia: This is my bed, you crawled in last night...Don't you remember?

Demyx: No!!

-Demyx gets up and runs into his room-

Demyx: What the hell happened last night!?

-In Axel's room-

Axel: -stretches- Good morning.

Roxas: Good morning!

Zexion: Good morning.

Roxas: Zexion!!

Axel: What the??

-Zexion gets up, puts on his clothes and leaves the room-

Roxas: My head hurts...What did we do last night??

Axel: I can't remember...

-At Riku's place-

Riku: Uhg! -rubs his head- What the hell happened last night..

Riku's mom: Riku!! Your'e back!! -runs over a gives Riku a hug- Where were you? And..Why do you smell like, beer?

Riku: I ...I can't remember...

Riku's mom: Sora called you last night, you should call him back.

Riku: I'll just go to the hospital, he's probably there...

-In Kairi's hospital room-

Sora: Riku!! Your'e back!

Riku: What happened to Kairi's arm?

Sora: She fell off the bed and broke it...

Riku: Is that why you called?

Sora: No, I kinda gave Kairi too many pain pills, and she was high. But she isn't anymore...

Riku: And I missed it?! Damn!

-Back to Axel's room-

Axel: Hmmm, what's thi--wow...Why do I have a picture of Riku in a thong surrounded by stuffed animals?!

Roxas: What?! Let me see!! Let me see!!

-Axel shows Roxas the picture-

Roxas: Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!