-Sora hangs up-
Sora: Riku's been kidnapped!
Kairi: Ooooo pretty button!!
Sora: I can't leave Kairi alone like this...Uhg! What can I do?!
Kairi: Merry Halloween!
Sora: It's June! -sigh- I guess all I can do is wait...
-Back in Florida with Riku, Axel, Roxas, and Demyx-
Axel: I have an idea!
Roxas: What?!
Axel: Lets go to a bar!
Riku: We arn't old enough!
Axel: Well then I'll just get some stuff and I'll be right back...
-Axel disappears into the darkness-
Riku: One of you, just take me home!
Demyx: Nah...
Roxas: No...
Riku: Well then at least put your clothes back on Roxas.
Roxas: Fine...
-Roxas puts his clothes back on-
-Axel comes back-
Axel: Here
-Axel passes everyone a beer-
Riku: No, I'm fine.
Axel: Aww come on Riku! Just one!!
Riku: Take me home and I will.
Axel: Fine...If you want to go back to that picture that badly...
Riku: Just drop the whole picture thing!
Demyx: But it's weird...
Roxas: Why do you even have it??
Riku: Just drop it!
Axel: But...we don't want to...
Riku: Don't tell anybody else about it then...
Axel: Opps...sorry, that can't be done...
Riku: Axel!! ...Pass me a beer!
Axel: That's more like it!
-Axel passes Riku a beer-
-Riku chugs it down, plus another four-
-At Kairi's hospital room-
Sora: Kairi?
--
Sora: Kairi?!
Kairi: Who's that?
Sora: You are Kairi.
Kairi: Oh. Yes?
Sora: How are you feeling?
Kairi: Like sunshine!
Sora: Okay...
-A few drinks later with Riku, Demyx, Axel, and Roxas-
-Roxas is naked again-
Axel: Hey! Everyone! Come here! You gotta see this!!
-Everyone follows Axel into an alley way-
Axel: I call this one hot bum!
-Axel sets a homeless person on fire-
Demyx: Look at him run!!
Roxas: Woah!
Riku: Ahahahahahahaha!!
-A few hot bums later-
-The police show up-
Policeman: What the hell are you four doing?!
Axel: -stumbles a bit- Nothing...
Policeman: I got calls saying you were setting homeless people on fire!
Demyx: Now that's just plain rude, or something...
Riku: Ahahahahahahaha
Policeman: And why is that one naked?
Roxas: I feel free!!
-Roxas starts to run around in circles-
Axel: Oh ya! That's what I like!
Policeman: All of you...get in the car!
Riku: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers...
Demyx: Do you have any candy corn?
Policeman: Get in the car. Now.
-After awhile they all get in the car-
-Later at the police station-
A buff scary guy: Hey you! -points at Roxas-
Roxas: Me??
A buff scary guy: Yeah, come over here.
Axel: That kid's mine, get your own!
A buff scary guy: You think your'e so tuff!?
Axel: Yeah...
-Sets the buff scary guy on fire-
Demyx: Dance cabbage dance! Wait--ummm..Dance water dance!!
-The buff scary guy get soaked, and then he runs into the corner and cries-
-Zexion appears-
Zexion: -facepalm- What did you do? And why is Riku here too? And why is Roxas naked?
Policeman: They were setting homeless people on fire, and underage drinking.
Zexion: -facepalm- I'm here to pick them up.
Policeman: Fine...Come this way, you need to sign some papers and stuff...
-Zexion and the Policeman leave, and Zexion comes back-
Zexion: Come on, we're going to take Riku home and go back to the castle.
-Zexion takes them all into the darkness, drops Riku off at home and takes the other back to the castle-
-In the morning at Castle Oblivion-
-Demyx wakes up, and rolls over-
Demyx: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Marluxia: What's wrong Demyx?!
Demyx: Why are you in my bed!?
Marluxia: This is my bed, you crawled in last night...Don't you remember?
Demyx: No!!
-Demyx gets up and runs into his room-
Demyx: What the hell happened last night!?
-In Axel's room-
Axel: -stretches- Good morning.
Roxas: Good morning!
Zexion: Good morning.
Roxas: Zexion!!
Axel: What the??
-Zexion gets up, puts on his clothes and leaves the room-
Roxas: My head hurts...What did we do last night??
Axel: I can't remember...
-At Riku's place-
Riku: Uhg! -rubs his head- What the hell happened last night..
Riku's mom: Riku!! Your'e back!! -runs over a gives Riku a hug- Where were you? And..Why do you smell like, beer?
Riku: I ...I can't remember...
Riku's mom: Sora called you last night, you should call him back.
Riku: I'll just go to the hospital, he's probably there...
-In Kairi's hospital room-
Sora: Riku!! Your'e back!
Riku: What happened to Kairi's arm?
Sora: She fell off the bed and broke it...
Riku: Is that why you called?
Sora: No, I kinda gave Kairi too many pain pills, and she was high. But she isn't anymore...
Riku: And I missed it?! Damn!
-Back to Axel's room-
Axel: Hmmm, what's thi--wow...Why do I have a picture of Riku in a thong surrounded by stuffed animals?!
Roxas: What?! Let me see!! Let me see!!
-Axel shows Roxas the picture-
Roxas: Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!
