Chapter 7: Yamato of Tenzo? It Doesn't Matter, He Will Still Wipe Out!
Yamato stepped up to the wipeout course full of confidence. If those kids could do it, he could. Yamato casually strolled to the three doors. He opened the door to the chakra-infused fist and got wacked in the face. "Ouch!" shouted Yamato. "It hurt by dose!" His nose was bleeding. He had broken it.
Yamato ran through, though and jumped onto the big balls, but he landed on his face and flipped, landing in the water face first, shouting "By Dooooose!" Deidara laughed three laughs at once while Itachi gave his Uchiha laugh "Hn." Kisame and Tobi were laughing and snorting and farting too, but Kisame's water sharks were grumbling as they cleaned up the mess in the water.
Yamato ran to the shape shifter and jumped quickly through the square shape, but he hit his face on the side of the platform, causing the sharks to grumble and clean some more. Deidara was peeing, obviously, right through his Akatsuki robes. Itachi was sniffling a bit as well. Tobi and Kisame were rolling all over the floor laughing until Tobi rolled into the water and was kicked out by the water sharks.
Yamato ran through the wall but the piece of wall wacked him in the face. Again. The water sharks were now on strike, raising up signs that said "WE REFUSE TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!", so Kisame had to clean up the mess himself. Yamato finished with a surprisingly impressive time of 6 minutes, 18 seconds.
