Author's note: I have a photobucket account, but not a Deviantart. However, I have posted some pictures of Shione, Saione, Nagato and Yuki there. If you wish to see what those people look like, head to photobucket!! My username is Ppicklechips, so don't strangle your sister/brother OR Akatsuki plushie.
I found Konan with Nagato. She was holding him, whispering comforting words. Nagato looked like he had been crying. I held my arms out to take him. Konan handed him to me and I hugged him. "Are you okay?"
Nagato nodded. "It surprised me, Mama. One minute I was walking over to Saione and I tripped and scraped my knee."
I smiled and set him down. "There's someone I want you to meet." I took his hand and walked him to where Yuki was. Yuki gasped and stared at Nagato. "Shione he's…He's you!! He looks just like you!!"
I smiled. "Who's the father?" Yuki asked.
I tried to figure out how to tell her. "Um…well…kind of a long story but…Deidara."
Yuki twirled some of Saione's hair on her index finger. "Well that explains this pretty blonde head." Saione giggled. "Yu-i-Tan, Yu-i-Tan! Are you Mommy's bet fend?"
Yuki smiled. "If I wasn't, who would I be? Her enemy?"
Saione gasped. "So that meens…Yoo ant Yu-i!"
Yuki hugged her again. "Let's just stick with Yuki-san."
Saione giggled. "Otay Yu-i tan!"
The whole time Nagato had been staring in wonder at Yuki. Well, I would have been to, If I just saw a person with green hair. Green hair and green eyes, that's what Yuki had, and it was all natural. "Mama, why does she have green hair?"
Yuki grinned. "Simple! It's natural! I don't know how the green hair is natural, but it is!!"
Nagato smiled. "I'm Nagato."
Yuki set Saione down and got on her knees, holding out her arms. Nagato ran into them, giving her a hug. "You look just like your mommy, don't you Nagato?"
Nagato looked at me then at his hand. "I don't know. I think so…I hope so."
Yuki looked at his hand and smiled. "You have hand-mouths!!! So cute!!"
Saione looked like she was going to cry. "Yu-i-Tan? I'm still cute wit no Han-mouth to, righ?"
Yuki ruffled her hair, causing more of her bangs to get into her face. Saione brushed them out of her face but a lot of them were still in her face. "Do you like you bangs?" Yuki asked.
Saione nodded. "But I wis tay went in my face." I chuckled. Any normal person would've though she had said she wanted them in her face. Really she said: 'But I wish they weren't in my face.'
Yuki smiled and took out a kunai. "Close your eyes, little one."
Before closing her eyes, Saione pointed to herself. "I'm Saione! I'm dis many!" she said holding up three fingers. Then she closed her eyes. Yuki chuckled and cut Saione's bangs with the kunai. I watched them, as did Nagato. She didn't get one strand of hair out of place and when she was done Saione opened her eyes.
She blinked a few times before screeching happily. "I CAN TEE!!" she screeched.
Yuki smiled. "Yes you can."
Nagato slightly smiled. "You did a good job, Yuki-San." With one swift movement, Nagato's bangs were just above his eyebrows, same as Saione's. Nobody would've guessed Yuki had moved at all, had I not seen some strands of Nagato's hair on her Kunai. "Better?"
Nagato nodded. "Much better."
Yuki lifted up Nagato's bangs and kissed him on the forehead.
Suddenly, Hidan teleported in. he looked at Yuki. "Hoozat?" his face was slightly red. I narrowed my eyes. "Your drunk, aren't you?"
Hidan smiled. "Course ah is! I wouldn't be seein' a drop dead gorgeous bitch in the middle of the floor if I wudn't would I?"
Saione looked at me. "Mommy? Wat dus bitch mean?"
Nagato covered her ears before I could. "Never say that again, Saione!! It's a bad word!!"
Saione looked like she was going to cry. "I didn' know, Onii-kun!" Nagato took her hand and ran away to Konan. I sighed. He had a lot of common sense.
Hidan pointed at Yuki. "What're ya? Why is there a bitch in the base? Ish she here to—"
I cut him off. "No. this is Yuki."
Yuki was staring at Hidan. "OHMIGOD YOUR HOT!!!" she suddenly yelled.
Hidan grinned. "Yesh ah am. So what'cha here for?"
Yuki grinned. "To join the Akatsuki!!!"
Hidan gave her a thumbs up. "Good…we need a hot bitch around. One thas not taken anywayz…"
I was shocked. "Do you mean taken as in married or…"
Hidan held up two fingers. "Taken as in no longer a virgin!"
"But Konan…" I stammered.
"Konan's not so hot." He said bluntly.
Yuki kicked Hidan in the jaw, but her foot had chakra around it. "FUJIOSHI KICK!!" she yelled as she kicked him.
Hidan held his jaw. "Owsh. Tat fulking hurted. Jaw broken." He stood there for a few moments then sighed. "Thank Jashin I'm immortal."
"You're immortal?" Yuki asked.
Hidan nodded. "Yup…"
Yuki grinned. "COOL!!"
I sighed. Things were going to get a lot more hectic around here with Yuki around.
Author's note: yes, short chapter. I'm beginning to like Nagato and Yuki more than anyone else in my Fanfic…Nagato is based off of one of my cousins, as is Saione. And Yuki is…based of off Avery-Sama, Erin-Sama and myself. *nods*
