AN: Guess who needs to raise their GPA and as a result has almost no time for fanfiction? I bet you'll never guess in a million years. Hahahahahahahahaha I'm not funny.

Guest asks:

Have you ever met a man named the Doctor? If not I think you two should hook up some time!

Oh, you mean that British guy with the blue trash can and the electric screwdriver? Yeeeaaah, no, I'm not hooking up with ANYTHING anytime soon. Humans, Time Lords, or pretty much any other species! Though amoeba are pretty sexy!

Guest asks:

Do you have a mouth and if you do what is your favorite rainbow dirito? (Rainbow diritos are actually real)

WHAAAAAAAAT?! NOT ONLY DO THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE DORITOS, NOW THEY HAVE TO BLOW MY MIND ONCE MORE WITH RAINBOW…uh… WAIT A MINUTE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SICK DELUSION YOU'RE LIVING IN, BUT 'DIRITOS' DO NOT EXIST. GOODBYE

Ragon3221 asks:

For the author:

Don't worry! We can always wait, that's what faithful readers do, all the time!

Question for Bill Cipher:

How can we defeat you?

(And my second and last question for the rest of my life)

Have you met a time lord named Doctor Who?

Hahahaha, NICE TRY! THERE IS NO WAY TO DEFEAT ME! HAVE FUN TRYING, I'LL POINT AND LAUGH AND POSSIBLY TAKE PHOTOS!

YEAH! HE'S PRETTY ANNOYING, BUT HIS FEZ IS COOL! OH WAIT, I MEAN, HIS SCOTTISH ACCENT IS COOL!

And also, just for the record, last time I checked the Author was making a pretty sad excuse for a back-scratcher! Hate to burst your bubble of pure madness, kiddo.

Maiden Warrior asks:

I am a new reviewer here so deal with it Bill! I got several questions that needs to be answer because those unicorn jerks are too stupid (YEAH I SAID IT!) to even think of an answer.

1) What do you think of Stan Pines? Is he threatening? Would it change anything if he were the one stuck on the other side of the portal instead of Ford?

2) How exactly did you came into our universe? Are you some kind of energy being?

3) Did you know Ford would separate Dipper and Mabel before you created Weirdmageddon?

4) Did you planned everything there is to come in Gravity Falls?

5) Did you separated Dipper and Mabel because you know they can defeat you?

6) Here's the question of the year people been wanting to ask, since when did you have friends? It's crazy even after seeing Weirdmageddon which is saying a lot.

Hope to see you again! Make sure not to get your metaphoric ass kick by children!

SURE, THE MOST THREATENING THING I CAN THINK OF IS A SEVENTY-YEAR-OLD MAN WITH A VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GARGLING SANDPAPER. AND IF STAN WERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL IT WOULD RAISE THE COLLECTIVE I.Q. OF THE ENTIRETY OF OREGON BY ABOUT 10.5 POINTS!

HEY NOW, I MAY BE AN INSANE, SOCIOPATHIC, LOUD DEMON, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! THAT BURNS, MAN!