Heya gals and pals! I have something to say to y'all. Thank you so much for all the support and love you have given me. It's such a helped to inspire me motivated and inspired! Another thing, if any of you would like to talk to me, message me on KiK! My username for it is Misty1721 (big surprise there), so if ya wanna talk I'd be happy and open for anything y'all wanna talk aboot! Now, I've gotten some questions as to how I'm doing, and I'm sad to say that I'm actually worse… :( I love you all and let's get to He chapter, shall we?

England groaned and rubbed his temples.

Today was the day that he had to go to the abandoned music room and be a part of the Host club.

He wasn't excited in the slightest.

Walking down the hall begrudgingly and grumbling to himself about how stupid he was for agreeing to do this. Yeah he wanted something to do, but this wasn't what he was planning on joining a Host Club. If anything, that would be his number one activity to avoid. Out of everything, a Host. That's France's critique, not his.

England pushed open the doors to the room and was blinded by the bright light and the petals that came flying into his face. Once they cleared, he was confused, shocked, and dare he say, he was impressed.

The Club Room has been transformed into a tropical little paradise. Animals and sounds and everything you would find on an island.

England knew what you would find on an island easily, after all, he raised countries who had rainforests, jungles, tropical locations, and has traveled and been stranded on islands with his fellow Allies.

"Arthur! I'm glad you finally joined us! It's a pleasure to have the new foreigner here and depending on us to help your lost and confused soul in this new country and setting." Tamaki had strolled over and was standing right in front of Arthur, his face to close for comfort. England lost it when the Japanese/French teenager had grasped his chin and pulled him close enough to feel his breath on his face and whispered into his ear: "I'm so glad you came, mon petit chou~"

BAM

Those who had been watching the scene were dead silent as they processed what had just happened.

Arthur, the new student who appeared to never lose his temper (how they never saw this? No one knows) had just punched Tamaki in the face! Now you never see that happen, seeing as how he is a rich kid and his father is the chairman. Everyone loved him for his charming looks and flirty personality that he would put up when either working or escaping a bad situation. So this, this was new and scared them a bit.

"Don't call me your little cabbage, for I am far smarter than you and everyone in this room combined, you git! And sorry to break it to you honey, but I've been here plenty of times, so I know what I'm doing and where I'm going and how to act. I'm not a "lost and confused soul" who knows absolutely nothing!" Arthur snapped. This was ridiculous!

The brit jumped when he felt a tug at his pant leg, so he quickly looked down and saw big, innocent eyes of Honey. Arthur loosened up a little, seeing as how this teenager reminded him so much of his brothers/sister's/kids he raised.

Sighing, he pinched his nose and closed his eyes and tried to push the forming headache aside. "I'm sorry. Just don't be quick to come to a conclusion, idiot." The proud and strong country was nearly fell into his ass when he was glomped by the teenager he had yelled at moments before.

"I forgive you! You are right, senpai. I shouldn't judge you. Now, let's get to work and see how you will do and how much we will need to teach you!" Tamaki said with a skip in his step. "I got you a balinese outfit that matches the theme and the rest of us. Of course, yours is different than me and Haruhi's, for ours is the king and queen traditional outfit." Tamaki snapped his fingers and called over he twins. He instructed the two to run into the back to retrieve the attire. When they returned with it, England immediately refused to wear it.

He was far too pale, skinny enough his bones poked out, had plenty of scars, and was too embarrassed by how his figure looked. Those who have seen him topless or on April fools knew how his body looked very feminine and was slim enough that got some drooling, much to his disgust. He only wanted one person to look at him, but even then he didn't want the person to be drooling and just be looking at him and wanting his body. He's still a virgin and wanted to loose it to the one who he fancied, and the one he fancied actually loved him for who he was, not just his figure and out of lust.

Several attempts later, the twins and Tamaki gave up on trying to get the brit into the outfit. He was too quick and clever to get trapped by them and forced into something that would cause questions to rise.

England was told to go have a seat with one "princess" and show what he could do.

What they didn't know was that he grew up with France and had already taught how to womanize and draw someone in.

But the only problem was that the one he tried to seduce or give them hints didn't work and didn't click to the person...

"Hello poppet. What may your name be?"

The girl in front of him giggled and blushed. "Mine name is Mai~ you must be the transfer from England, correct?"

England smiled softly. "Indeed I am. I am Arthur Kirkland, and I am very pleased to have met such a beautiful young lady~" He said smoothly, doing his best to sound interested in the girl and to show he knew what he was doing.

"My, your smile is more beautiful than the flowers that are in bloom."

Again, a giggle left the girl, making Arthur want to gag.

"Thank you. So what made you decide to come here?" Mai asked. England then went into detail as to why, retelling her what he had already told everyone else who asked the same question.

Arthur was about to finish up his story, but stopped abruptly. He stared wide eyed behind the girl at a rather large snake. Panicked and scared, he quickly excused himself and dashed out the doors.

He sat down and sat against the wall, calming his nerves. He was startled when a hand had been placed down on his shoulder. He looked up and was met with Haruhi's big brown eyes that reminded him of Seychelles. She looked concerned and sat down next to him when she picked up that he wouldn't be moving anytime soon.

"Arthur? Are you alright?"

Begrudgingly, Arthur shook his head.

"Could you tell me what happened?"

Again, it took him some time for him to open his mouth and explain why.

"I've always been fond and fine with snakes. Hell, when I was younger me and one of my older brothers stumbled upon one. We took it in and grew up with it," Arthur snorted. "His Name was Severus, you know, from Harry Potter?" Haruhi smiles and nodded.

"Well, a few years ago, I went on a trip with my... cousin Jett to Australia. We were camping and in the middle of the night, I had woken up to a strange noise. When I looked around, there I spotted it. By my legs was a snake. I wasn't bothered by it, and instead of doing much - I was really tired and it was a Monday... - I just moved it a few feet away and rolled over and tried to fall asleep... but, I was disturbed when I could feel the snake. It had slithered up onto me and was staring at me, eye to eye. Shivers had ran down my spine for I could already tell what was going to happen.

Sure enough, the snake pounced and dug it's poisonous venom fangs into my neck, making it hard to breath since the venom was sleeping into my blood..." the brit pulled at his shirt and made two scars visible so that Haruhi could see it and better believe him.

Gingerly, the girl reached forward and stopped a couple of inches and looked into Arthur's eyes, asking for permission. He nodded and allowed her to touch the bite; he turned his head so she could have better access to see the bite better, and so he wouldn't have to meet her gaze when she was done.

"What are you two doing?"

Silence was all that could be heard, then, an angry growl came from Tamaki who had came out to see where his two new Hosts were going and doing.

Thinking that England had somehow manipulated Haruhi into doing... whatever they were doing, he charged at England and aimed his foot to hit him in the face. But, after years of war and training and growing up, England easily dodged the kick and had grabbed the teenagers foot in a few swift moves. He glared at the human then dropped his foot.

Without any further words, Arthur got up and took his leave.

What the hell senpai!" Haruhi shouted at Tamaki once Arthur was gone and out of sight. She stood up and looked into his purple eyes with anger. "He was seducing you!" He defended, but once he had said it, he realized how stupid that sounded.

"He wasn't seducing me!"

"I just want to protect my baby girl! How could I live with myself if I let someone who we barely even know, seduce you, trap you, and take your innocence!" Tamaki was bothered that his sweet little daughter wasn't understanding the situation. 'Commoners must not know yet that without consent, is rape.'

"Listen Senpai. Arthur had dashed out of the room and I was concerned. So, I followed after him and found him curled up. He had had a bad experience with a snake, so when the snake you have here slithered up a tree, he panicked." Haruhi said calmly, knowing that fighting doesn't get anyone anywhere. "I asked if I could see the bite where he had been bitten, and that spot was on his neck. We weren't doing anything else, senpai. I was just making sure he was okay since he is my friend."

Reluctantly, Tamaki accepted the explanation and guided them back to the club room. They split off to go to their respectful clients who were waiting patiently for their return.

After closing hours and the Hosts were cleaning up, in entered England. He was wearing a jacket where the hood looked like a cat with half of its face had a brown spot, red pants, and vans. He also wore a backpack, but the items in the bag were unknown to them.

He silently went over to couch and gently set his rucksack down. England then opened it up and pulled out...

"A cat?"

Ignoring the Hosts, England continued to feed his companion and pet him. A content smile was painted on his face.

"Nice to see you back, Arthur." Kyoya said, eyes not being met with green; instead, they were met with Arthur's unruly blonde hair. The personification was too distracted with taking care of his cat to notice, much to Kyoya's annoyance. Nonetheless, he continued on with his announcement he had for the club.

"Tonight we have a party for our clients. Arthur- we have a plan and could use your help."

"What do you want?"

"We'll tell you after this request. But could you gather up a band or something? The musicians we were originally were planning on ended up having to go somewhere else for the evening." A tick mark appeared by Kyoya, showing that he was clearly upset about this.

England thought for a moment. He knew plenty of nations that could sing, but he wanted one of the best. So, he began to narrow them down. His top picks were:

*France

*China

*Spain

And himself.

He smirked. He knew who he was going to choose. "I know the man to do this."

"Great. Who?" The twins said in unison.

"His Name is..."

Hey! So this took a while because I just found a way I can post chapters on my phone that didn't require the app that messes it up... My computer also sucks ass so it's impossible to use now, so this is a big blessing! IT MEANS MORE CHAPTERS MORE OFTEN AND NOT MONTHS APADT! YAY! I love y'all and hope y'all are having a fan frikintastic day!