A/N:

Now, I've been getting a surprising amount of PM's soliciting a smut chapter. Unfortunately, the many that have done so will be sorry to hear I won't do it (you perverts know who you are). And the reason is that I don't have the ability, nor the will for that matter, to write a piece like that. Believe it or not its difficult and complex, more so by the fact that there's more than two people involved in the relationship here.

(In other words: Yes, you read that right, sex is hard to write.)

However I am not one disappoint his readers, so the following piece is the closest I'll ever get to smut with my level of writing as it is.

PS: Update!~ Yay!~

Warning: Semi-suggestive themes that might be a bit of experimentation on my part. (N-Not in that way you perverts! No! Stop it, don't do i- AGHHHH!)

Shingeki No Kyojin is not mine, my ploys to take over for Isayama have not been successful...


Snow

"A-Annie… stop it!"

Her light, fluttering laughter rang out throughout the dark forest, entrancing Mikasa with the sound of an angel laughing, before her lips were back to whispering salaciously against her ear, "Make. Me…" she punctuated the statement by nibbling on her earlobe.

Mikasa had to bite her lower-lip to avoid moaning.

Annie's hands were tracing delicate circles on the exposed skin the blonde's wandering hands had discovered. All the while shifting Mikasa's shirt steadily upwards, teasing the brunette with the predatory look in her azure orbs and the slow, nearly maddening ascent of her hands… it was driving Mikasa insane. Her warmth seeped into Mikasa's skin; stoking the flames inside her and making her feel weak in the knees. She was completely at the blonde's mercy, and it sent a thrill through her to know it.

She pinned Mikasa against a tree, delighting in the gasp of surprise from the brunette, leaning down to claim her lips, her hands coming at the edge of her bra. A simple flick of her fingers and she'd-

"HEY ANNIE! MIKASA!"

Eren's rapidly approaching form in the distance made the blonde jump back, the thin layer of ice on the floor making her stumble and tumble into a pile of snow face-first.

When he eventually reached them Eren found Mikasa red faced, huffing as she used a tree for support, and Annie sitting on the ground shivering as she shook snow out of her hair, glaring at him all the while.

"What happened? Did I miss something?"


A/N: Failed sex is the best sex! And that'll be my defence when an angered mob tries to brutally lynch me later today!~
:p

So, I guess that's it. Review you guys, it's what makes the world go round~ (along with cookies and ramen, but reviews help too).

It might also be nice for you guys to give me some prompts, I'd like to see what you come up with.

Well, that is all for now. See you guys later!
Jackson, out.