Me and My Chibi
Chapter 7- I'm sorry...
"Holy crap!" screamed Mustang, "Edward is dead! Look at those small little bones!"
Riza put a hand to her face and sighed, "Sir those would be animal bones."
"What's your point? Ed's like an animal."
"No sir, no he's not. In any case, this most likely a set up."
Mustang investigated the said bones and found that Hawkeye was right. He also thought it was a set up. Roy raised his fist in the air.
"Don't think you'll get out of work that easily, Fullmetal!" he roared to the sky.
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Envy's fingers gripped the material covering the seat as the scenery flew by. "I don't like this...this horrible moving contraption!"
Ed snickered, "It's obvious you don't like the train, huh?"
"That's the understatement of the bloody century!" Envy replied coldly, throwing his hands in the air for emphasis.
The train lurched forward and Envy was now the floor, getting laughs from Ed and weird looks and giggles from those nearby.
Envy got up and sat next to the laughing alchemist, "Chibi-san, shut up."
Ed attempted to say something, but the look on Envy's face was very funny.
"I mean it Chibi-san. Don't make me shut you up!"
Ed's laughter was cut off by Envy kissing him. Once again, they were receiving weird looks.
Ed flushed. He could feel the heat in his cheeks.
Envy sat back, grinning, "Didn't you like that Edo? Maybe I'll stick to cuddling."
The alchemist put his fingers to his lips and looked up at Envy, who shuddered, "Don't worry Chibi-san, I won't do that again."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"What you want me to?" Envy was shocked and confused.
"No! No way! Not on your life! Or uh, lives in your case..." Ed didn't talk until they reached the next station.
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The two of them got off when they reached the station. Ed was pondering what Envy was going to do with him.
Envy was thinking the same thing."Maybe if I just give the shrimp to Lust, I'll save myself a lot of trouble. But I don't know where Lust is right now..."
The sin grabbed Ed's hand, "Come on. I'll take you somewhere where Lust will never find you."
He said that too cheerfully. Ed pulled his hand away from the homunculus. "No way, Envy. I don't trust you."
"Well that's too bad! You're coming anyway!" The sin smiled as he pulled Ed along the sidewalk.
That's right, he smiled. Not a smirk or a grin. A smile.
"OH LORD! HE"S GONNA KILL ME!" screeched Ed as he tore away from Envy and down the street.
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"Hey, it's that Mustang man from the military." said Lust pointing at Mustang who was leaving the ruined house. Gluttony watched him.
"Yes, yes it is!"
"We should leave then. He might know where Envy took the boy."
"Can I eat the boy, Lust?"
"If we catch him, yes."
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When Ed was at a safe distance away from Envy he thought of a plan. " I've gotta keep Envy away from Mustang. But I have to keep myself away from Envy... Argh! If only I could control or bribe him some how..." The alchemist snapped his fingers, "I've got it! Envy's bi-polar enough, I'll seduce him... yeah..."
Ed was scared of his idea, it was that or die. A part of him wanted to die, just so he couldn't carry out the plan.
"Oi, Chibi-san!" Envy ran up to Ed. "Why'd you run off for?"
Ed smiled a cute chibi-ish smile, before jumping on top of Envy. "I'm sorry..." he purred.
A/N: Yay! another pointless chapter! It's mainly speech 'cause I'm very lazy.
After a few attempts at alchemy, I have given up. All that happens is random things end up broken. (Like my mirror...oops)
