HADES KIDS KIDS vs. ZEUS KIDS vs POSEIDON KIDS

Everyone:...

Zeus: KILL 'EM! KILL EM!'

Hades: BEAT THEM TO THE PULP

Poseidon: Just do your thing.


ZEUS KIDS:

Jason: Listen up cousins we gunna show you what's true

Zeus is the best go home and cry 'boo-hoo'

Thalia: Cause we're both Greek and Roman we're one of a kind

And with a simple rap we can explode your minds

Jason: Kids of Poseidon,you can give us the envious look

We may be Greek and Roman but we've got more tricks in the book

Thalia: Kids of Hades you're so dark you can't even rap

Wealth and Bones bring you nothing,go home and take a nap.

HADES KIDS:

Nico: Now listen up cousins what you say wasn't true

It may be true for the twins but Hades ain't goin' 'boo hoo'

Hazel: Cause I can summon riches,Thalia your to scared to fly

And Jupiter's son you'd better go cry-cry

Nico:Cause we both are Greek and Roman too

We're one of a kind so,go to the loo

Hazel: Kids of Poseidon you're so out of sass

You both always quarral do take a rapping class

POSEIDON KIDS:

Penny: Now listen up cousins,you got no class

Who you're losing to right now are the King and Queen of sass

Percy: Cause we can blow you down,with a single wave

So don't step out of line,you'd better behave

Penny: You may be Greek and Roman but we're two to two

I spent twenty years at each camp go and cry 'boo hoo'

Percy: Kids of Zeus you are soo senile

You've stepped out of line,we won't give ya a fair trial

Penny: Cause me and Perce are the sassy ones learn that and see

Cause if you think different I will kick yo with my knee

ZEUS:

Listen you mortals it's you whose got no class

So sit down and behave I gunna teach you 'bout sass

POSEIDON KIDS:

Penny: Oh take a chill pill uncle you're not the half god half titan

We're the children of your broth-a take a look at my trident [Both twins pull up sleeve to show the tatoo]

ZEUS KIDS:

Thalia: Oh shut it water girl you may be daughter of the big three

But we're da sassy ones so we'll cut off your knee

HADES KIDS:

Hazel: You guys are so lame you can't summon the dead

Nico: But I can,and you can't your head's as hard as lead

POSEIDON:

Children of Hades,watch your tongue

I can wash it with a wave and take the air outa your lungs

HADES:

My brothers are so lame they can't let the kids do their thing

My death army can destroy you all with a simple wring

ZEUS KIDS:

Jason: Oh that's right they can bring us to our death-

POSEIDON KIDS:

Penny: But they're dead and we're not,Jace save your last breath

ZEUS:

DID THAT GIRL JUST INTERRUPT MY SON?

I will plunge you in Tartarus you little scum

POSEIDON KIDS:

Penny: Lord Zeus be quiet even Hades never goes there

Cause you gods are freakin' scared So I don't care

POSEIDON:

My children once fell in there brothers,so thanks a ton

POSEIDON KIDS

Percy and Penny: It's been nice rapping with our family,but this rapping's done

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

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