HADES KIDS KIDS vs. ZEUS KIDS vs POSEIDON KIDS
Everyone:...
Zeus: KILL 'EM! KILL EM!'
Hades: BEAT THEM TO THE PULP
Poseidon: Just do your thing.
ZEUS KIDS:
Jason: Listen up cousins we gunna show you what's true
Zeus is the best go home and cry 'boo-hoo'
Thalia: Cause we're both Greek and Roman we're one of a kind
And with a simple rap we can explode your minds
Jason: Kids of Poseidon,you can give us the envious look
We may be Greek and Roman but we've got more tricks in the book
Thalia: Kids of Hades you're so dark you can't even rap
Wealth and Bones bring you nothing,go home and take a nap.
HADES KIDS:
Nico: Now listen up cousins what you say wasn't true
It may be true for the twins but Hades ain't goin' 'boo hoo'
Hazel: Cause I can summon riches,Thalia your to scared to fly
And Jupiter's son you'd better go cry-cry
Nico:Cause we both are Greek and Roman too
We're one of a kind so,go to the loo
Hazel: Kids of Poseidon you're so out of sass
You both always quarral do take a rapping class
POSEIDON KIDS:
Penny: Now listen up cousins,you got no class
Who you're losing to right now are the King and Queen of sass
Percy: Cause we can blow you down,with a single wave
So don't step out of line,you'd better behave
Penny: You may be Greek and Roman but we're two to two
I spent twenty years at each camp go and cry 'boo hoo'
Percy: Kids of Zeus you are soo senile
You've stepped out of line,we won't give ya a fair trial
Penny: Cause me and Perce are the sassy ones learn that and see
Cause if you think different I will kick yo with my knee
ZEUS:
Listen you mortals it's you whose got no class
So sit down and behave I gunna teach you 'bout sass
POSEIDON KIDS:
Penny: Oh take a chill pill uncle you're not the half god half titan
We're the children of your broth-a take a look at my trident [Both twins pull up sleeve to show the tatoo]
ZEUS KIDS:
Thalia: Oh shut it water girl you may be daughter of the big three
But we're da sassy ones so we'll cut off your knee
HADES KIDS:
Hazel: You guys are so lame you can't summon the dead
Nico: But I can,and you can't your head's as hard as lead
POSEIDON:
Children of Hades,watch your tongue
I can wash it with a wave and take the air outa your lungs
HADES:
My brothers are so lame they can't let the kids do their thing
My death army can destroy you all with a simple wring
ZEUS KIDS:
Jason: Oh that's right they can bring us to our death-
POSEIDON KIDS:
Penny: But they're dead and we're not,Jace save your last breath
ZEUS:
DID THAT GIRL JUST INTERRUPT MY SON?
I will plunge you in Tartarus you little scum
POSEIDON KIDS:
Penny: Lord Zeus be quiet even Hades never goes there
Cause you gods are freakin' scared So I don't care
POSEIDON:
My children once fell in there brothers,so thanks a ton
POSEIDON KIDS
Percy and Penny: It's been nice rapping with our family,but this rapping's done
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
REVIEW AND YOU CHOOSE!
