Did you really have to punch him? Blond Bitch Got what he deserved! Yea, but the teacher was pissed, and I bet he was too. Well we would know if you didn't panic and jump out of the damn widow. I had to jump out of a 3 story building to save our ass from the result of your anger issues. Point...Hey! Its 4 o'clock! Yea, so? His party is starting! Get your board bitch, we gotta ride!


Almost there! Look, he had the food Delivered. Perfect, now shut up and watch. ? "Excuse me Mr-!" Dafqu are you Doing? SHUSH

"Call me Zabuza, now whataya want Kid?" This Zabuza guy really pulls of that rugged but sexy worker man look!

"My name is Usotsuki, Mr. Yamanka's Head Maid, and I've come to Inform you that the party has been cancelled, and we will no longer be needing this food."

"But you already paid for the crap, what am I supposed ta do with it?" HE sounds mad, what are you gonna tell him? I don't know! Umm-I got It!

"Mr. Yamanaka said he would like you to send the meals to 4678 Pleasant St., are you familiar with the street?" Nice, so you're sending it to our old house eh? The food there sucks and you know it, We did have to eat that garbage for 4 years you know it. Whatever.

"Yea, I know the place, who could believe the cold Bastard would send food to an orphanage?"

"Yes very surprising, but that's what he said" Inner I think he's on to us! That's what she said! ROFL

"Well, I better get my ass down there if I don't wanna work overtime, see ya kid!"

"Goodbye Zabuza-san"


Phew, We almost got caught, How scary is that! I bet that big motherfucker could snap our spine like a twig if he wanted to. Eep And think of how pissed he's going to be when he finds out he's been Duped!

Holy shit I'm gonna DIE!


Sorry I haven't been updating much, I've had Detention for the past two weeks and its hard to come up with any good material with violent psychopaths and ugly whores distracting me. Oh yeah Kudos to any one who knows why I picked the name Usotsuki (Hint: It has something to do with the meaning)