Roger the Alien as Shaun the Sheep
In
'Airplane Stowaway Runs Away'
Co-Starring:
Stan Smith as Bitzer
Avery Bullock as the Farmer
Sheep Extras: Steve, Hayley, Snot, Toshi, Barry, Jeff, Terry and Greg
Rallo Tubbs (from The Cleveland Show) as Timmy
Naughty Pigs: Sanders, Jackson and Dick
Sergei Kruglov as the Bull
Chuck White as Pidsley the cat
The farm was quiet and everyone was having a very good rest. And Bitzer was finally having the rest he enjoyed. Pity it didn't last more than five minutes, though. A loud gigantic noise was echoing in the sky, waking everyone up. Bitzer and the sheep went to check that if it was the pigs. Unusually, it was not. They were just eating rotten vegetables and breaking wind. They checked the bull. He was snoring loudly, but that wasn't it either. Then they heard a big crash! They ran back to the sheep field and it was a good thing they cleared the field, because an old brown spitfire looked like it was shot down and crashed.
Inside the plane was the farmer. He opened the hatch and got out.
"Bitzer!" he cried. Bitzer came. "I was taking my grandfather's spitfire out for a spin and it crashed down. I want you to mend it. I want to take it out in about two hours."
"Yes, sir," said Bitzer, saluting. And the farmer went to take his lunch.
For about a whole hour, Bitzer was doing everything he could to fix the spitfire. He checked the oil, the gears and washed the plane, but it was no good. As if he didn't have enough stress already, the sheep had been watching him and at him every time he did something wrong.
When the spanner hit his foot, Bitzer was howling and the sheep were laughing. The long-suffering mutt had enough! "Right!" he yelled. He grabbed Jeff and Timmy. "You guys can fix it, or I'll report you – both of you – to the farmer, for lack of work! Got it?" He didn't even see wherever they understood him or not, because he just limped away.
Luckily, he chose the correct ones because Jeff and Timmy knew what they were doing. They were changing everything around. They made the spitfire look like it was brand new like it was in World War Two.
"Now, it's time to test the controls!" announced Timmy.
"Right with you," agreed Jeff.
Both of them got in and tried out the controls. It worked so well that they couldn't hear Shaun and the sheep shouting to them or see them waving to them.
The sheep were trying to get them out of the plane because it was moving. Guess what, it took off!
"We got to do something!" yelled Bitzer running to them. "The boss wants to fly in half an hour."
The sheep thought of everything, but no one could come with a good solution. Except Steve. "Follow me!" he ordered.
So they followed him to the barn. Inside, he opened a hatch and he revealed a secret stealth R.A.F. Jet Plane. "We go in this and catch with them," Steve told everyone. "With the claw, we catch the spitfire and put it down to the ground undamaged."
"Then let's go!" ordered Bitzer.
So they all got into the plane and it took off.
Meanwhile, the spitfire was flying in the sky – over London! Jeff and Timmy enjoyed controlling the plane.
"This is so much awesome!" shouted Timmy.
"Yeah," agreed Jeff. "Oh, I'm feeling a bit sick. I'm going to take a deep breath."
So he looked down and began to get out, but when his feet didn't touch anything, he quickly realized and got back in the spitfire quickly.
"Timmy, you want to look down?" asked Jeff.
Timmy looked down. "Oh, yes," he said. "We're in London. What a magnificent – London?" Both of them knew they were in trouble and none of them knew how to fly or around.
It took until Berlin for the R.A.F. plane to catch up with the Spitfire. Steve was flying, Bitzer was in control and everyone else was… well, resting and doing nothing.
"What are you guys doing there?" asked Steve angrily. "Why do I have to do all the hard work here?"
"Because I'm the dog and it's all your idea!" laughed Bitzer. All the other sheep laughed.
"Well, we're catching up with them and I can't fly and release the hook at the same time," Steve told them.
"In that case, SHAUN, get to the hook chair and catch the plane now!" ordered Bitzer.
"Hey, I've been drinking wine," protested a drunken Shaun, covered in wine bottles. "If I operate it – "
"I'm not giving you an inch so you can walk over me!" yelled Bitzer, grabbing Shaun and throwing him in the hook chair. "Now get hooking!"
Shaun managed to get the hook down but he couldn't work out wherever the hook went left or right or north or south. So wherever the plane went through the whole world, Shaun knocked down the Taj Mahal, the Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, The White House, the San Francisco Bridge, the Grand Canyon and the Stonehenge.
Both the Spitfire and the R.A.F. plane was losing fuel. Both of them were heading down!
"We're going down!" yelled Jeff.
"But we're landing in the sheep field!" Timmy assured him. "We land this spitfire in one piece, we got nothing to worry about."
They did land the plane on the ground calmly and smoothly as they can. But Steve's R.A.F. Plane swooped by and the claw broke the spitfire into pieces. It now looked like a robot had sneezed all over the sheep field.
Meanwhile, Steve was struggling to land the plane.
"I can't land it safely!" he shouted.
"Well, try harder!" Bitzer yelled, vomiting in a bag.
Steve tried to, but he couldn't. He was coming to an old building. He passed it and then it landed on the ground. CRASH! Everyone was not hurt physically, but they were mentally. They were suffering from head traumas.
"I got to watch every movie that had ever been made!" cried Shaun.
"I got to date every woman in this world!" Steve panicked as he got out of the plane.
"I got to make sure the world is safe before I die!" cried Hayley.
"I got to get you pathetic sheep in shape!" Everyone looked at disbelief at Bitzer. Then – "BITZER!"
Everyone was shaken out of their imaginary world and back into reality. They saw the building Steve passed was going to get knocked down by a crane anyway. But there was no time to think about that. The farmer shouted all the way from the farm and had to get back before more trouble erupts!
They got to the farm to see the farmer's head about to erupt with red blood.
"BITZER! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?"
"I was cleaning it and – "
"You let the sheep get the better of you for the thousandth time! Well, you are going to fix this plane to how it was and you will give these sheep a bath, feed them and the pigs and the bull and you will give Pidsley a bath!"
The cat gave his thumb up at Bitzer. The farmer walked angrily away. Bitzer growled and ran after him.
"Hey, what are you doing?" asked the scared farmer.
"I'm showing you that I'm not a prawn you can take for granted!" Finally, the dog turned on his master!
"That's what I've been up to all these years!" Shaun told the sheep. And he was right. After that fight, the farmer punished Bitzer by putting him in the dog house. No, not really! The farmer knew how to make life easier for his dog – by helping him and taking charge of the sheep sometimes himself. All thanks to the sheep – Well, only one. You know the one.
