Me: Well, this is a quiet spot...I can finally get away from that psycho Baron...
Baron: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
Me: Aaaaggghh!!! ...Oh, wait, it's only you...
Baron: You deserve it for calling me a psycho...
Leo: Hiyas!
Patriceia: Hiyas!
Me: Do you two ALWAYS have to say the same thing at the same time...?
Leo and Patriceia: (looks at each other) Yep.
Baron: ...
Patriceia: Do you really like dots that much, Baron?
Leo: Do you really like dots that much, Baron?
Baron: I DO NOT!!!! #$&&$#!#$&&$#!!!!!!!
Patriceia: ...I know you like dots!!!
Leo: ...I know you like dots!!!
Patriceia: Leo, I know you like me, and I like you too, but you don't have to copy everything I say...
Leo: Leo, I know you like me, and I like you too, but you don't have to copy everything I say...
Patriceia: OH, FORGET IT!!! (storms off)
Leo: OH, FORGET IT!!! (storms off after Patriceia)
Baron: Sheesh, Leo can be a little clueless sometimes...
(A/N AAARRGGHH!!!! My head's overflowing with student pairings from all of my friends!!! Oh, put Adam and Cara together...Oh, put Kan and Annabelle together, Oh, put Jun Ting and Cara together...seriously, guys, GIMME A BREAK!!!! (huff, huff, huff) There. I think I made my point. So to put it nicely and simply, SHUT UP!!!!!!
From now on, bold italic texts are flashbacks. REMEMBER THAT!
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Yay! It's the weekends!!! A lot has happened since the last chapter: since it was SO boring for the past few weeks, me and Leo became friends again! We're bwestest fwiends. Well, you know what? Leo's taking me to see his cousin's cousin's cousin! His cousin is Baron (never thought of that...), and his cousin is Le Min (yep, met in school)... I wonder who HER cousin's gonna be...?
"Hey, Leo, what's your cousin's cousin's cousin's (from now on I'll just refer to it as 3rd cousin) name?" I asked Leo as we were training. It was a very fine day, and the training room was empty. I was curious...usually on days like this the training room was cramped.
Leo had recently learned a new jutsu, and he was teaching me how to use it: The Unaligned Jutsu, Exponent Punches (To tell you, this is one of the weird jutsus my cousin gave me. He has a WHOLE LIST of them...) I was very surprised at its power and complexity, but managed to master it in an hour. Soon, I was even better at it than Leo!
"Well, to tell you the truth, I don't know either. But her mom told me that she also goes to the same school as us...I wonder who she is...might be nice to get to know her..." Leo sighed, and he walked out of the training room. I followed along.
As it was a weekend, the whole dorm was almost deserted. "Oh well, it IS the weekends..." Leo stated. I agreed, though naturally the boy's dorm was usually very full on the weekends. When we got out, Leo called out his Swellow, while I just used a technique. "Air Jutsu: Freedom Wings!" I yelled. Soon, I began to rise into the air. One second I was wobbly, the next I was flying all over the place.
Leo sat on Swellow's back, and he took off. We followed the instructions on his Pokenav (Pokemon Navigator), and we soon came to a house. "Hmmm...this place looks kinda familiar..." Leo mumbled to himself. I looked at him, and then at the house. Thinking of it, I DO remember coming here for a project...
"Hey Yun Ze, why did we choose to be in a group of three with Patriceia?"
"Don't ask me, you were the one who invited her to join the group, I had absolutely no say in that decision!"
"Whatever..."
(ding dong...) "Oh, hi Leo, hi Yun Ze!"
"Hi
Patriceia!"
"(Sighs loudly)...I'm gonna regret this..."
Now I remember! This was where Leo and I went to work on the project with Patriceia! So if this house is where we worked. Then is Leo's 3rd cousin...? I looked at Leo, and he also had the same confused face as me. I gulped, and I knew what Leo was thinking. For Leo's sake, I seriously hope it isn't what I think it is...
Leo rang the bell, and I jumped; the doorbell sound was exactly the same one as I remembered from Patriceia's house! The pieces were starting to fall together...and the chances of Patriceia not being Leo's 3rd cousin were getting slimmer and slimmer...then...someone threw open the door. It was...PATRICEIA?!?! I guess I was right.
"What the..."Leo started, but Patriceia smiled and said, "Come on in!" I looked at Leo, then at Patriceia, then back at Leo, and then muttered, "I'll...you know, just...uhhh...leave now..." Leo, however, stopped me, and we both walked in. I looked around, and wasn't surprised to see that the house was exactly like the one where me and Leo went to do our project...
"Hey, you know, I'm kinda...you know...expecting someone here in a while, so why'd you come?" Patriceia asked. "Well, we're her too for a reason, but tell us who you're expecting?" Leo stammered, though he already knew what the answer was gonna be. "Um, I'm waiting for my 3rd cousin to come. But I heard that he's a boy, and since you're here, you might as well get to know him. Who knows, you could be good friends!"
Leo cringed, and fired the bomb on Patriceia. "Well...I think...that I'M your 3rd cousin...my parents told me about coming to visit my 3rd cousin...but, just to make sure...who IS your cousin?" "It's...Le Min." She sighed. I backed away. This was not going to be good.
ENTERING LEO'S POV!!!!! (NOTE: This is NOT by me!!!!!)
I stared at Patriceia. Yun Ze was backing away like a total coward. I couldn't blame him, though, if I were him, I'd run screaming like a baby. But there was no turning away from this. Patriceia stared right at me, as if I had slapped her. "W-w-what did you say...? Y-y-you're m-my 3rd c-c-cousin?!?!?!"
I sighed, and lowered my head as Patriceia sniffled. I hated to see her like this. It was as if I had punched, kicked and slapped her all at the same time..."Does...does this mean that we...y'know...can't..." She paused.
EXITING LEO'S POV
I backed away slowly, and then as I stepped back outside, I used the flying jutsu again. As I was Leo's best friend, I wanted to find some shred of evidence that proved it wrong. Though that was virtually impossible, there WAS still a chance. I ran back to Leo's house, and rummaged his dad's drawer. Finally, I found a single piece of evidence. It was small, but strong.
It was the results of a DNA test for Leo and Patriceia (I dunno how that got there, but there should be a good reason), and the results were NEGATIVE; in other words, there was absolutely NO match between their genes! I smiled, then flew back to Patriceia's house.
But by the time I got there, the door was locked. I sighed, and just when I was about to give up, I saw a small golden glint fly out of the window. I grabbed it, and found out that it was...a KEY! I quickly unlocked the door, sped up to Patriceia's room, where there was a bit of noise, and threw open the door to find...
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Me: HAHAH! Cliffhanger! I'm sooooooooo ebil! Oh yeah, and don't worry, they aren't doing anything...morbid...
Baron: That's good to know...
Leo: Dangit! Well, at least now I know that me and Patriceia aren't related!!!!
Dewek: Yep, that's a relief...
Jun Ting: Sure is...
Adam: Aww, no fair! You guys took all the good lines!
Me: Dewek?!?! Jun Ting?! ADAM?! What are YOU doing here?!?!?! (kicks all of them out)
Baron: Much better!!!!
Patriceia: Hiyas! I'm Twilly! I LOVE CHEESE! Can I have some bwead?
Me and Baron: ...
Me: That was weird...
Patriceia: Well, at least I'm not Leo's cousin! (looks dreamily at Leo)
Leo: Yep! (looks dreamily at Patriceia)
(After 5 minutes like that)
Me: Hello?!?! Leo?!?! EARTH TO LEO!!!!
Annabelle and Kan: Hiyas!
Me: I'm busy right now!!
Annabelle: Easy! Let me handle it! (grabs bucket of water and splashes Leo)
Leo: Aaaaggghh! It's a hurricane! Save me! I mean, save yourselves!!!
Me: Calm down, Leo...
Annabelle: Now for Patriceia! (grabs large hairdryer and blasts Patriceia's hair with it at full speed)
Patriceia: Aaaahhh! My hair! My beautiful hair!!! Oh, I mean...hiyas!
Me, Baron and Leo: (falls on floor laughing)
Patriceia: Hey! That's not very nice...
