Yay! I updated! In a week! Awesome! Okay here we go- paranoid part warning! Here we go!

"What the frick?!" exclaimed a very surprised 'Ham' a.k.a. Hamilton. "Crap, what is this sh*t?!"

The reason for the cursing is... a picture of him and Sinead kissing was plastered to front door of the mansion.

"OMG HAM YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW..." Reagan trailed off as she took in the whole scene, Hamilton cursing, an offensive picture on the door (probably the reason for his profanity); and more importantly- the rest of the relatives (the Kabras and someone else...) including the Starlings! "Ookay... that was what I was gonna show you and here the one is..." She looked more nervous than the whole Holt family when they went for a full week without energy drinks. "Lucky, isn't she?" Reagan deadpanned.

"What. Did. You. Say." Hamilton snapped out of his trance and saw the approaching limo.

"I meant Natalie! Dan did this! I helped him! Oops! Okay, gotta go!" she ran away, fast.

Ugh. He helped Dan with his infamous pranks sometimes, but this was karma. Bad karma, most likely for that time he stole Natalie's dart gun and replaced the syringes with truth serum, and shot her with it, and asked her if she liked Daniel. Ah. That was why. He thought- NO TIME TO THINK! GO INSIDE AND TEXT IAN!-

They arrived.

Sinead was beating Ian up for reasons unknown, and Ted and Ned were making nice with Natalie (don't wanna get on the wrong side of her dart gun!).

"Hey guys! Hey Sinead! It's great to see you all!" Amy chirped as she skipped out of the front door. "What?! I need to ask 2 things." Puzzled, the smile slipped off her face as she took in the whole scene (sound familiar?).

"Sure. Shoot away." muttered Ned. Ted still couldn't understand why everyone was so quiet(he's blind, remember?).

"OK. 1) What happened to the door, and

2) Ian why do you have Sinead's phone?!"

"Because I was searching her phone for bugs?" he offered.

"Shut up, Ian!" She turned to Ian. "Somebody was texting me while I was sleeping, and replied with my name!" Her face was redder than ever as she looked at the door.

Reagan picked that moment to run over the corner and crash into Ted. "Oof!" And.. smash her face into his lips. And end up sucsessfully tackling him to the ground. Ted, on the other hand, was...

"Mrpt? Mmooh? MefoofmfmeMed!" she sputtered and stood up. "What the heck, Ted? Hello? Hello?"

He was out, cold.

Here goes nothing!

-Techno