"He also never cheated on me. I don't know what happened, but I'm suddenly a girl. Please, kill me."
At that instance, Tweek wanted to die. Dying would be easier, right? He wouldn't have to deal with the sudden consequences of suddenly being a girl. He could just escape the part where he would be miserable and go straight to dying which is something, humans, all ended up doing anyway.
Tweek twitched. He at least wanted his death to be painless. Could Tricia do that for him?
However, Tricia snorted at what he said as if it was a joke when he had actually been pretty serious about it.
"Is this an episode of some dumb fucking prank show? Because if it is, guys you could come out now! I will try to rein my temper," Tricia called out in the room. Her voice extremely bored.
"Come on Tweek, you can come out so this bitch can stop pretending that she's you or something crazy," she continued.
She sent Tweek a dirty look. She would not accept yet that the bitch as she was referring to was really Tweek himself.
However, no crew came out of the different nooks of the room. And an awkward silence filled them as the three simultaneously became silent. The atmosphere was really suffocating. Each of the individuals present had their own train of thought that they were mauling over.
Craig was thinking over how could Tweek could have possibly changed into a girl overnight. It wasn't logically possible and he didn't have a clue how they could explain everything to everyone in town. They lived in South Park after all. So he knew everyone would want to stick their noses in what happened to Tweek once it was out.
Tweek, on the other hand, was still busy thinking of ways he could die painlessly. He wished that Tricia would do it, so he wouldn't have to do it to himself. He didn't want to commit suicide but, one the overhand, having someone do the did for you would still be considered as murder, right?
However, would it still be a murder if Tweek gave his consent? Wouldn't it be the same case as when doctors mercifully killed their patients? Or more importantly, would Tricia be locked in jail for easing his pain?
"It's too much pressure!" Tweek shrieked.
This caught the younger Tucker's attention. Tricia ran her eyes over to the other girl who began to tremble badly. Tricia noticed a few things that made her take a double take on the blonde.
The girl had pale blond hair the same shade as Tweek. Tricia also noticed that it was almost the same in length. She additionally had green eyes and freckles dusting her face as if fairies brushed her cheeks with it. She somewhat looked like Tweek, Tricia realized, and it was a little bit creepy. It felt like she was looking at a girl version of her brother's boyfriend.
However, when Tricia noticed the green button down that the girl was wearing she started to believe that maybe the girl wasn't pretending at all. A huge stain was present on the girl's clothing and Tricia was sure that it was the same stain that Tweek got when Tricia accidentally spilled some chicken soup on him the day before.
"Tweek?" Tricia asked hesitantly.
Tricia couldn't understand what was really happening, but as she further scrutinized the girl, the more she resembled Tweek. For example, the way the girl trembled now resembled the way Tweek did whenever he got nervous and afraid.
"Oh my god! Tweek, it's really you! What the hell happened?" Tricia asked aghast.
"I don't know," Tweek said. His voice was raspy and almost broke.
Tweek wanted to cry. All thoughts of murder thankfully gone. Unlike Craig who dubiously believed him, Tricia realized who he was. Yes, Tricia threatened his life, but at least she realized that the girl in front of them was him. He hadn't even needed to start pointing out everything to her in the first place.
Tweek was never inclined to initiate physical contact with others, but at that moment he found himself hugging Tricia. Tears started to roll down his cheeks. He suddenly felt exhausted from what had transpired earlier.
Tricia glanced at Craig while she wrapped her arms around the crying blonde. Her brother only shrugged, his face blank devoid of any emotion.
"Hey Tweek, everything's going to be alright," she said.
Tweek sniffed loudly as he borrowed his face on Tricia's neck. He knew that he was ruining Tricia's pajamas, but he could not stop himself from all the emotions suddenly crashing down towards him.
Everything was turning good for him. He had been living with his boyfriend of fourteen years since they were in college. He finally inherited the family business. He was satisfied with everything. And yet, now, of all times he had turned into a fucking woman with no warning. To add salt to the wound, Craig wouldn't even believe him and was looking at him like he was another kind of entity.
A fresh set of tears ran down his cheeks. Craig should've been the one hugging him and trying to comfort him instead of Tricia.
"I'm going to get you coffee," Craig said addressing Tweek.
Tweek nodded weakly. He wanted to tell Craig that he already had his coffee, but he couldn't bring himself. Maybe this would be the last time Craig would make him his coffee. He was a fucking girl now. Tweek was sure that Craig would dump his ass any time from now.
As Craig exited the room, Tricia maneuvered Tweek to the bed.
"Tweek, it's alright. Come on, we are here for you," Tricia consoled him as she rubbed comforting circles on his back.
"Nothing's gonna be alright. Craig will dump me. My parents will pull out from our deal when they learn I turned into a girl. I'll be miserable and alone in life," he said.
Tweek pulled away from Tricia. He started to wipe away his tears on the sleeves of his button-down shirt.
"Why would Craig dump you?" Tricia inquired. Her left brow arched in a way that made her look snobby.
"He's gay," Tweek answered.
"So?"
"I have a body of a girl now Tricia. Do I need to spell it out?"
"Well, Craig needs to be Bi now. That's easy."
"It's not that simple Tricia," Tweek said dejectedly.
"And breaking up with your boyfriend of fourteen years is easy?" Tricia asked, "Look Tweek, the two of you have been together for more than half of your lives. Do you think it would be easier if Craig breaks up with you than for the two of you to try?"
"I don't know," Tweek whispered bowing down his head.
Tricia gave him a comforting pat, "Are you still attracted to my brother?" she asked.
"What are you talking about?"
"Just answer me," she said.
"Yes."
"Do you still love him?"
"Of course! I love him," a bright blush dusted Tweek's cheeks.
"See, you're a girl now and none of your feelings changed," she said reassuringly. A devious smirk was suddenly plastered on Tricia's face. "And it's not like only Craig's sexual preference is at risk. Look at you, you're basically straight now."
Tweek's eyes widen at the realization. He smiled timidly at Tricia. She was as logical as Craig, but she has her own way to deal with him. It was kind of refreshing.
A soft knock on the door, grabbed their attention. Craig was leaning on the door frame and he was holding a steaming cup of coffee in his right hand. The smell of the freshly brewed coffee permeated the air. It somehow calmed Tweek's nerves.
"Can I come in?" Craig asked. His voice was soft and if Tweek dared to say it, Craig almost sounded like he was shy.
"Stupid, it's your room. You can certainly come in anytime you wanted," Tricia said sarcastically.
Craig flipped her off as a reply. He then entered the room and sat beside Tweek. Craig offered the steaming mug to the blonde beside him.
"Okay guys, I'm going to give you time alone so you could talk. I'll be downstairs cooking breakfast," Tricia announced as she got up and headed downstairs. She then sent a final reassuring smile towards Tweek.
Silence enveloped the couple afterward. Tweek stared down at his coffee. Its blankness staring back at him like it was a void. Tweek took a sip and he looked at Craig through his lashes.
Craig was looking at everywhere but him. Tweek felt tensed. He hated how awkward everything was between him and his boyfriend.
They should not be like this. They actually won an award in college for having the healthiest and longest relationship. There had been a poll about it that was started by the university's student council for Valentine's Day and they won unanimously.
"I won't blame you if you want to break up with me," Tweek whispered.
He gulped his coffee nervously. His hands started to twitch and he could feel pinpricks of tears at the back of his eyes. Craig would now accept his offer and he would leave this afternoon.
Tweek didn't know that he was shaking until Craig pried away his hands from his coffee mug and entwined his fingers through his. Tweek watched with blurry eyes as Craig ran his thumb on top of his hand.
Tweek's breathe hitched. This was it. Craig would break up with him as gently as he could.
Tweek expected it to happen. He expected Craig to dump him right there. However, he didn't expect to be surrounded by his boyfriend's strong arms.
"You idiot. Give me a break, will you?" Craig murmured right into his ears. His voice was soft and loving and it made Tweek's heart skipped a beat.
Craig nuzzled his face in Tweek's wild blonde hair. The familiar scent of coffee still lingered on Tweek like nothing had changed at all. This girl was still his Tweek.
"I don't care if you're a guy, a girl, or whatever. I love you" Craig whispered, "Whatever happens you're still my Tweek, okay?"
Tweek whimpered as he burrowed his head in Craig's shirt. He knew that he was ruining the shirt, but he couldn't stop himself. His tears were flowing freely. If he could love Craig more than he already loved him, he would certainly love this guy more.
"I'm sorry for being a douchebag," Craig said. He then laughs awkwardly as he started to toy with the ends of Tweek's hair, "I thought something really bad happened to you."
"It's alright, Craig," Tweek said, "Still, something really bad did happened to me. I'm a girl now. How will everyone believe that I'm still me?"
"I'm believing you. That matters, right?"
Tweek pulled away from Craig to looked directly at his boyfriend's eyes. Tweek's green eyes were huge and he was reaching out to his boyfriend to guide him in this one. Craig always had something logical to say in this kind of situation and Tweek was keen to follow his boyfriend's plan.
But instead of thinking of something to deal with Tweek's case, Craig became distracted. As he was able to study Tweek's feature, he felt himself get hot under the collar. Even before Tweek suddenly became a girl, his feature were already captivating and now that he was a girl, Tweek looked like an angel. Craig cringed at himself when he thought that Tweek even looked beautiful in an out of this world way. He wasn't even exaggerating at that.
Come to think of it, this girl was his boyfriend or should it be girlfriend? He needed to clarify things with Tweek once she was calm. Anyways, to think that he was in a relationship with her and they certainly needed to be intimate sometime in the future, Craig could feel himself blushing.
Craig reprimanded himself. He sounded like a sixth grader excited to see real boobs for the first time. On a side note, however, he hadn't expected Tweek's breasts to be so... big.
Craig suddenly pried away his eyes from Tweek. He felt ashamed that he was checking out the blonde. He even wanted to vomit at the thoughts that had started to slip into his mind. He was not disgusted with the thought of banging Tweek.
He was actually a little bit excited. It would certainly spice up their bedroom arrangement. However, he was not sure how Tweek would react. Tweek was sensitive, and Craig didn't want Tweek to think that he was only eager to bang her because he was now a she. Female or male, Craig would still want to get into Tweek's pants.
If Craig just knew that the excessive amounts of pheromones that Tweek was emitting were the cause of his distraction, he would not be so hard to himself. But well, he didn't know that and suddenly he was willing himself to not notice everything.
"We'll think about it later. Let's go downstairs," Craig said.
He did not want to be alone with Tweek for a while. The blonde might take it differently when he noticed that he was all too eager about Tweek being a girl. He winced. It was way too early to be having a migraine.
Right back at their spaceship in disguise, the two aliens watched over Green. It had been officially the first day of Green's transformation. Both aliens were unprepared to have witnessed all of the events that had transpired just within this earlier morning.
"Green almost died two times today," alien number one said horrified as he refreshed the thought of the Tucker siblings pointing a sword at Tweek.
"It's alright partner. He almost died. Keyword being almost. He did not die," the other alien said.
"I still could not believe that the pheromones didn't work instantly. Green was overdosed right?" long faced alien number one asked.
Alien number two shrugged, "It appears that it was working well. The blue specimen was behaving positively," the alien pointed out.
Alien number one approached his partner and watched over his shoulder to see what the other alien was talking about. The usual passive face of Blue looked different. The man actually looked constipated as he stopped himself from looking over and over again to his mate.
Green appeared to not notice how Blue kept on blushing and avoided looking at him.
If alien number one could roll his eyes, he would certainly do it now. He knew that his partner was smarter, but how could Blue ignoring Green resulted in Blue behaving positively?
Sensing his partner's apprehension, alien number two started to explain his side, "Everything is going fine. Once Green realized that Blue is keeping his distance, they will fight and make up like the healthy couple they are."
"And how is that supposed to be positive?" The other alien asked.
"It is positive since it will trigger makeup sex. I guaranteed it," he started. Alien number two also started to open windows besides the one where the Green, Blue and Blue's sister were being live streamed.
"I started to search and bother to learn about the two," he stated proudly. "You see, there is a certain dynamic in Blue and Green's relationship. It was tested overtime since they were in fourth grade. I searched everything on their facebook, twitter and Instagram accounts along with their mutual friends for cross-reference.
"Anyways, it appeared that the two tend to fight over something, continue to fight more for a period of time and then they will make up and have some kind of production after it," alien number two said.
Alien number one started to tear up, his partner was really getting into Green and Blue's business. He couldn't be more proud of his partner.
"So it was guaranteed that they will end up conceiving a baby after that?"
"Yes. You see partner, there was a time that the Green and Blue got into a fight. After beating up the kids in couples counseling the two of them ended up in their boxers in public. Take note, they were only in fourth grade when that happened. Things will end up in our favor."
