4:00 AM – Dorm 333
Bulma was in the dark, With a fully loaded Desert Eagle and a Machete just in case things got out of hand, Wearing the costume Uma Thurman did in Kill Bill.
4:02 and 35 seconds AM – Mary Sue College
The future Sailor Scouts were Sleeping...Bulma snuck into the room,grabbed Venus by her hair, and to make a long story short, threw her out a window into a tank of sharks.
4:15 AM – Dorm 666 Bathroom
Vegeta was in the shower, thoughts of him and Bulma together racing through his head...then Vegeta realized it.
He loved Bulma.
"Time to get back my woman!" shouted Vegeta as he ran out of the shower...
Buck naked.
Luckily, he was stopped by Raditz and Marcellous, who were apparently woken up by his yell.
"You know...last time I checked, it wasn't your birthday." said Marcellous, referencing his nudity.
"NOW I know why you're mad all the time!" realized Raditz, using a thinly veiled sexual reference.
"I just realized! I love Bulma!" said Vegeta, putting on some spandex undies.
"Well, we'll help you out. Right, Raditz?"
"Right!"
"Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!" shouted an irate Goku.
"...First thing in the morning." whispered Marcellous.
"Right." said The other two as they went to their bunks.
10:00 AM – Dorm 666
The guys looked crapped out, especially after renovating a prick like Vegeta.
"Now, if you excuse me, I must regain my love." said Vegeta in a refined, upper-class accent.
"Guys...I think we outdid ourselves.". realized Goku.
"Well, I do think you laid the accent on too thick, Marcellous." criticized Trunks.
"Forget that, let's just hope Bulma isn't a dyke by now." said Marcellous.
Vegeta busted through the door, half naked and crying.
"Dude, what happened?" asked Spencer.
"Bulma dumped me...AGAIN! SHE SAID I WAS TOO CLASSY!" cried Vegeta in between sobs.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!" shouted Marcellous as he flew right through the ceiling.
He flew around the world in the direction opposite Earth's rotation, reversing time to the point where Vegeta and Bulma never broke up. Then he came back to his dorm.
Vegeta came through the door, happy as ever. "I just had the best date ever!" he announced.
"Well, that's a relief!" said Marcellous, looking at the other guys.
"Marcellous, wake up!" Goku shouted.
"I didn't do it!" Marcellous shot up from, crashing his head into the bottom of Vegeta's bunk.
"You had the dream where you flew opposite Earth's rotation and reversed time again, didn't you."
Marcellous sighed. "I gotta stop drinking and watching Superman at the same time."
