A/N: We were with our friend, Stephanie, when we were randomly making up 'swearing words' when Jessica said 'Emmett's muscles! Someone's at the door!' This is what we do after school. We dedicate this bonus chapter to this moment :P

Clary: I'm bored -_- When is Jace coming back?

Edward: Who needs him? Let's play a word game!

Clary: Who are you trying to be, Simon?

Edward: Erm, all we have to do is think of old British phrases of surprise, like 'Merlin's Pants!'

Bella: Merlin's Pants, Dibs!

Nessy: Merlin's Beard!

Edward: Egad!

Ron: Blood hell!

Hermione (sobered up): Jiminy Cricket!

Clary: Is that British?

Edward: Keep going, we can make it up as we go along.

Harry: Er…Dumbledore's dress!

Clary: Ok…um, Yummy Vodka!!

Bella: Hairy Broomstick!!

Ron: Don't you mean Harry's broomstick?

Bella: Nope

Nessy: Mommy's contacts!!

Edward: Emmett's muscles!

Harry: Who's Emmett?

(Jace enters on broomstick with Emmett)

Emmett: I'm Emmett!!

Harry, Hermione, Ron: (backs off quickly) Emmett's muscles! He's HUGE!

Edward: Hey it's catching on.

Emmett: Damn right it is, check out my muscles (flexes muscles)

Bella: I beat him in arm wrestling, so ha!

Jace: But you're TINY!

Bella: (Flexes muscles) OH YEAH!

Hermione: Can we get back to the game please?

Jace: No, it's dead Hermione.

Ron: But it's my turn! I had a good one!

Jace: For as long as I've known you, nothing good comes out of your head.

Ron: Was that a compliment?

Clary: (Grabs Emmett's arms) Emmet's muscles you're stupid!

Edward: Soon it'll be a worldwide thing.

Harry: Back off…er…what was your name again? Fray? Fairchild? Morgenstern? Herondale?

Clary: How'd you get Herondale? That's Jace's last name!

(Jace whistles innocently)

(Clary smacks him on the head)

Jace: OW! Emmett's muscles that hurt!

Nessy: Dad you should start charging for use. We could be RICH!

Bella: Nessy we're already rich.

Nessy: But we could be richer!

Ron: You could give that money to ME!

Nessy: But I want a new computer! Besides, you said muggle money don't work with you guys~

Ron: Emmett's muscles! I'm sure Hermy knows the exchange rate!

Hermione: Excuse me?

Ron: I mean Hermione. The lovely and beautiful Hermione Granger.

Hermione: That's better. Want some vodka?

Harry: Emmett's muscles! You scratched my broomstick!!

Emmett: My muscles, we did not!

Jace: (sighs) It's just not the same.