"You better have a damn good reason for bothering me Kisuke!" Yoruichi fumed.
"Why so much anger old friend?" He smiled nervously.
"You know damn well that I'm still pissed at you for running that guy out of here last week! Do you know how long it's been since i've been laid?!" she seethed.
"Oh about 10 months I'd say."
"You bastard! You knew and you still ran him off!"
"If a good romp is what you want..." Kisuke said in a husky voice as he came up behind Yoruichi and ran his hands up and down her bare arms. "I'd be more than willing to help." He whispered in her ear and ground his pelvis into her ass.
"Kisuke..." She whimpered.
"Yes my pet?" Suddenly he was in the air, getting karate flipped over her head.
"If you ever touch me like that again I'll beat your head in with your clogs! Now you've got two seconds to tell me why you're here before I throw your ass out the window!"
Damn.I'll get her soon. Kisuke thought before putting a trained smirk on his face.
"Yoruichi you hurt my feelings. I'm just trying to help a friend in need. What kind of friend would I be if I left my little kitty in heat?"
"I'm not a fucking cat!" She yelled as she kicked him in his ass.
"Now what the hell do you want you pervy bastard!"
"Chad needs help." Instantly Yoruichi turned serious.
"What's up." She asked as she helped him up.
"Someone is trying to take Love from him."
"Again?!"
"Yes but not like before. It seems like she has a secret admirer instead of a kidnapper."
"Do they know who it is?"
"They have no clue."
"So this person might be deranged enough to kidnap her. If it's gotten so bad that they need our help, then it must be serious."
"I believe you are correct kitty." Yoruichi glared at him at his kitty comment.
"So what do you want me to do? Sniff him out?"
"Exactly. I wanna keep round the clock surveillance on her too. I don't want any body we don't know near her. I want Chad watched too. Poor guy has been through enough. I'm not gonna let someone take Love from him."
"Alright you've got my help. But I have one question."
"What's that?"
"Who's going to be your surveillance team?" Kisuke smiled wide. "Why don't I show you?"
XxX
They pulled up to a large eight bedroom house on the outskirts of town.
"The Vizards?! Don't you think that eight of the best trained killers in japan is a bit much?"
"You can never be too safe little kitty." Kisuke smiled.
"Call me a cat again and see what happens..." She said seriously.
"Why? What's wrong with being a cute little ki...gah!" He didn't get to finish his statement as Yoruichi karate chopped him the throat before jumping out of the car and slamming the door.
"YORUICHI!" an overly excited Mashiro yelled as she ran out of the house to greet her. Her green hair blowing behind her.
"Hello Mashiro!" Yoruichi greeted jovially. "I see you've grown your hair out. It looks nice longer." She complimented.
"Gee thanks! Stupid Kensei said it looked stupid but I like it this way!"
"And just who the hell are you calling stupid?!" Kensei seethed as he came out of the house.
"You! Or are you such a dummy that you don't remember your own name!" Mashiro teased.
"You damn brat! Why I oughta..." Kensei yelled as he came toward her angrily.
"Now now Kensei. Don't let her rile you up. You know how she is." Rose interjected as he came out of the house to see who was yelling.
"Ah Yoruichi." Rose smiled at her. "Aren't you a vision of beauty."
"Hello Rose it's nice to see you, and you as well Kensei."
"Oh hey." Kensei said slighty embaressed that he hadn't noticed her.
"Why don't we take this inside." Kisuke said as he got out of the car, finally recovered from getting chopped in the throat.
"What's going on here?" Shinji asked as he stepped in the front doorway."
"Hello Shinji." Kisuke greeted. I am in need of your assistance.
"Oh yeah? and who said were offering assistance?" Shinji retorted.
"Oh I think you'll help. It's for a good cause and... it's not like you guys have anything better to do than stay in this house all day and argue. Last I checked you guys were out of the business." Kisuke said with air quotes.
"Come on Shinji. I'm dying for some action." Kensei said.
"Yeah me too! I miss going on missions." Mashiro chimed in.
"He's right you know." Rose piped in. "We really don't have anything better to do..."
"Ughhh. Fine." Shinji sighed loudly.
"Come on and let's talk it over with everyone."
"Sounds good my man." Kisuke smiled.
"What's this about anyway? What's this good cause we're helping you with?" Kensei inquired.
"You remember Ichigo's best friend Chad right?" Kisuke said.
"Oh yeah the really big mexican guy." Mashiro said.
"How is he?" Rose asked.
"Someone's trying to take his girlfriend from him."
"AGAIN?!" all three cried at once.
"It's not that awful Akito guy is it?" Rose asked.
"Naw it couldn't be." Kensei answered. "He's Aizen Sosuke's bitch in jail. There's no way he'd have enough time or brain power to fuck with Chad and Love again."
"How do you know he's Aizen's bitch?" Yoruichi asked.
"Isn't Aizen the last guy you guys took down? Do you keep in touch with the criminals you imprison?" She asked confused.
"Hell no." Kensei answered. "But I do keep in touch with the prison warden. He's an old friend of mine. I got him to switch that little punk Akito with Aizen's cell mate. He's been in there ever since." Kensei laughed.
"My my aren't you a cold bastard, putting Akito in a cell with a crazed rapist." Kisuke smiled.
"Serves him right for tryna rape Love. Doesn't feel to nice does it?" Kensei continued laughing.
"Ok Kisuke. I think these are the perfect people for this mission." Yoruichi said as they walked into the living room.
"I told you I'm always right my pet." He smiled as she glared at him.
"Hey Hachi, Love, Hiyori, Lisa! Come down we have a mission. Shinji yelled upstairs.
"Oh hell yeah!" He heard before they came running down the stairs.
"Alright Urahara my people are here. How are we gonna do this?" Shinji asked. Kisuke smiled before pulling a blue print of the school out of his jacket pocket.
"So here's the plan..."
Author's note:
Woohoo I brought in the vizards! As you might have guessed, this is a regular world. There are no hollows and stuff in my stories, so I think it's funny Yoruichi gets pissed by kisuke calling her a cat. lol. Sorry about the long wait. I'm gonna finish this sucker up! I also forgot that one of the vizards was named Love. But it shouldn't be too confusing since he's a guy. Anyway please enjoy and review! =^w^+
