== Davin: Be contacted by your fairy god troll.
I was with Sally on LOFIAF. We were taking a break. We had spent the last half an hour killing monsters and putting out fires in the cities.
"I'm glad we were able to save those frogs." Sally said, interupting my recap.
"Sally I was recaping for the audience! I was about to go into more detail!" I said.
"Oh, sorry. I was just going to say that. And that your phone is beeping. You didn't notice because you were recapping." Sally explained. I picked my phone up. It was radiantArmageddon, whoever that was, wanting to chat with me.
radiantArmageddon began chatting with ceruleanDarkstar and mistressRuby.
RA: Hi guys!
CD: Oh hey Reikai.
MR: What news do you have?
RA: Well this is old news to me but you guys haven't heard it yet. I'm risking my life trying to tell you this. So listen, I can't repeat myself.
CD: Ok go on.
RA: Amirda killed the other trolls, not The Illemise.
MR: What!?
RA: Well supposedly it was to preserve our timeline, but I doubt that. I think she heard that ONE of them needed to die and killed all the others simply because she didn't want them around.
CD: Oh...k...
RA: I wanted to tell you more about the other trolls. It's going to be important in the future. Especially for you, Davin.
MR: Ok!
RA: I'll begin with Aikros Aitren, the Maid of Breath. She was a Burgundy blood, and a very cruel troll indeed, always torturing animals and the like, until she entered the game. Seeing it's horrors forced her to realize that killing and torturing others, though very common on Alternia, wasn't normal, or right.
She was the first of us to change, for the better. She was constantly at ends with Jianix, they fought over everything. The day we played the game, something happened. No one knows what it was, or who started it, but someone pushed the other way too far, and they fought to the death. Aikros was killed, but, she rose to the God Tiers. She was very facinated with Luvkar. However, he spurned all of her advances. Eventually she couldn't take it anymore. She became the laughing stock of the team, always messing things up, and since Jianix was much more popular, everyone abandoned her, leaving me as her only friend. She tried to get me to be her Moirall, and I accepted. But it was only because I was affraid of her becoming more unstable should I turn her down.
CD: That's so sad.
RA: The second was Kitrin Yumuon, the Witch of Doom. She was a Bronze blood, and she was very anti-social. The only one who knew her before the game well was Axmili. They became Matesprits shortly before and have been together happily ever since. And, presumably, they are happy in the afterlife. Once we started playing she became very well-liked and appreciated, and everyone loved her. Nearly every guy in the group and at least one girl have made passes at her in the past. I'm sad to say I didn't know her as well as the others.
MR: She sounds cool.
RA: Rultav Natini, the Heir of Blood, is the third. He was a Yellow blood, and was disliked by most of the group before playing. However, once he unlocked his potential as an Heir of Blood, he saved the group from iminent destruction at the hands of Diaxie when she went grimdark, after Leixas abandoned her for Amirda. Unfortunately, he had to kill her. However, he kissed her corpse in order to bring her back to life. This supposedly helped her to activate her rainbow drinker abilities, as he was a Hero of Blood. But, that's an unconfirmed theory. Rultav and Diaxie became close friends and eventually entered a blackrom relationship. I don't know what is happening with him now. To be honest, I miss him much more than the others.
CD: Go on.
RA: Axmili Isthil, the Prince of Breath, is the fourth. He was an Olive blood, and, as I mentioned earlier, Kitrin's Matesprit. In many ways he became the leader of the session. That is, before Luvkar took control of things, and then Amirda becoming leader after the murders. He was a very nice, sweet guy. I knew him as a child, and I used to have a crush on him. But, once I saw he wanted to be with Kitrin, I backed off. Obviously. As far as I know, he never knew and he may never know.
MR: I know what that feels like.
RA: Diaxie Eitone, the Witch of Blood, is the fifth, and the first Jade blood in our session. She had a virgin mother grub as her lusus. She was very-1 unstable both before and during the game, always needing to have someone in each quadrant with her. She annoyed most of us to death, but deep down inside,
we loved her like family. When she went grimdark we were almost killed, all of us. Only Rultav's intervention saved us. I'm not sure what she's doing now, as Amirda took her away somewhere after she came back as a rainbow drinker, and I'm still not sure where it is. I have a theory though.
CD: Well who's the sixth?
RA: Leixas Jawaii, the Knight of Rage, is the sixth, and is the second Jade blood in our session. He used to date Diaxie, but abandoned her for Amirda, which caused her to go grimdark. I'm not even sure if that was him actually wanting her or Amirda mind controlling him. I just know that Leixas is alive and well,
and he's pursued a relationship with Amirda again. He used to go with Riyuka, but that's a long story.
MR: Uh, cool I guess? Honestly she probably did brainwash him.
RA: Jianix Vethin is a Teal blood and the Knight of Life. He believed very strongly in justice and peace. However, he couldn't stand Aikros. No one is sure why they hated each other. Rultav suspected that they had kismetic feelings for each other.
CD: Oh, ok.
RA: The penultimate troll is Riyuka Matagi, the Bard of Time, and a Blue blood. He was easily the most important person in our session, repairing the timeline whenever a mistake was made. However, he often made more mistakes then he fixed when "repairing" the timelines, usually leaving it up to Aberth to fix it. I don't know much, if anything, about him, other than that. He always avoided me for some reason, and I'm still not sure why. In fact, I've only met him once since we started playing the game.
MR: Strange.
RA: The last is Luvkar Ekeiru, one of the heirs to the Alternian throne. He was, obviously, a Fuchsia blood. He tended to avoid me as well. He disliked me very much, though I'm not sure why. Aikros told me he was interested in a blackrom relationship with me, which of course I disregarded and believed to be a lie. However, to my shock, it WAS true. However, I didn't know it until after his death at the hands of Amirda.
CD: Well, that's sad.
RA: All of this is sad. I remember it very clearly.
MR: Do you want to talk about it?
RA: Yes, I would. It's important. I know who started this.
CD: Who?
RA: witchWarrior. Some cherub that constantly talked to Amirda ever since her birth hundreds of years ago. She was the one who pushed Amirda off the deep end.
MR: Could she be...?
RA: The Illemise's sister? That's what I was thinking. But that doesn't really make sense, to me.
CD: Ok, well, go on.
RA: Ok. I'll start.
RA: witchWarrior forced Amirda into doing her bidding. I believe the cherub was a Hero of Mind, which allowed her to manipulate Amirda's actions. She killed them all. End of story.
RA: I'm not going into any more detail.
MR: Oh, ok, well that's fine. We kind of need to do some exploring anyway.
CD: Reikai we'll have to talk to you later something just happened.
RA: What?
MR: Some meteor crashed on one of the islands near us.
RA: Oh, ok. See you later!
radiantArmageddon ceased trolling ceruleanDarkstar and mistressRuby.
== Show us what Nick is doing.
I'm currently messing around with the computer thingy in this lab that I found on the island of LORASS. Evie is fighting monsters underwater.
I press a button close to me on the keyboard, turning on part of the monitor. It shows Blackwood Forest-my old neighborhood. The date and time is set a few months before I was born. I zoom in on the screen.
My sister is walking around town, enjoying nature. The target has been locked on her. I wonder if I can appearify her. I press the button. It creates a paradox ghost imprint of her instead, which is collected by a machine.
I turn off the first moniter and turn on the second one. It shows Evie's house, shortly after her birth. Her brother is watching over her carefully. The target is locked on him. I press the button again, and appearify another paradox ghost imprint, which is collected by the machine again.
I turn that one off and switch on the third. It shows Zack's mother, walking with him. He appears to be around one years old. The target is locked on her.
I press the button, and appearify another paradox ghost imprint, which is collected by the machine again.
I turn the third screen off and switch on the fourth and final. It shows April's house, a couple months after her birth. She was being cared for by her father and mother. The target is locked on her father. I press the button, create another imprint, which is sucked into the machine again.-2 I noticed a second switch on this computer and another machine and computer at the bottom of a staircase. This is going to take a long while.
== Sally: Cautiously approach the crash site.
I rolled over to the crash site, calmly. Davin was right behind me. In the crater the meteor had made, a guy about our age was sitting down.
"Um..hi?" I said. He looked up.
"Who are you?" He said, and stood up. Davin stepped between him and me.
"Tell us who you are first." Davin said simply.
"Clint Knight. The Page of Life. Obviously you guys are players in this game too. Am I in some kind of alternate timeline or something?" Clint asked.
"Sally Scott. This is Davin Romero. We're the Rouge of Space and Page of Time." I said.
"Great. I'm in the pre-scratch universe, AND an alternate timeline. That bitch is going to kill us all." Clint said darkly.
"Whoa. Who?" Davin asked.
"Josie, duh." Clint said. I vaguely remembered something about Nick running into her, and I wondered if the others were ok.
"Oh the Theify Timey girl." I said.
"Yeah her." Clint said simply.
"So...what are we going to do about it?" I asked.
"Well thing is she's invulnerable." Clint explained.
"I thought god tiers could be killed if their deaths were heroic or just." Davin said.
"They can. But the the thing is, she's not good enough to be heroic, and even though she's evil, it can't be considered just either." Clint explained.
"How so?" I asked.
"Deaths are only final if the one being killed believes that their death was heroic or that they deserved to die. If someone could make her regret her actions, then yeah, we could kill her, but otherwise no." Clint explained.
"Well that sounds easy enough. All we have to do is con Amirda into helping us out. She's a Witch of Heart, remember?" Davin suggested.
"Of course there's also several weapons that can slay god tiers regardless of the type of death. But there's only one copy of each in existence, period. So there can't be one in multiple timelines or universes. They can only exist in one place. I believe that one is a sword, the other a gun, the third might be a shield, and I think the last is probably some sort of bomb, or maybe a magic wand, based on what KY discovered." Clint explained.
"I guess you'll explain who that is later." I said.
"Yeah I will." Clint said. Suddenly my laptop beeped. I pulled it out and opened it.
blueSkies began chatting with mistressRuby and ceruleanDarkstar.
BS: Guys guess what I found out!
MR: What?-3 BS: We're all paradox clones!
CD: What?
BS: Paradox clones are clones of living beings that are sent back in time to become the same beings they were cloned from. We're paradox clones!
MR: Uh, cool, I guess.
BS: And Sally you're my sister!
MR: What.
BS: Ok so I cloned my sister, Evie's brother, and everyone else's parents right? And when I cloned them their paradox ghost slime mixed together and made us!
So April, Sally, and Kay are all my sisters, and Davin, you, Evie, and Zack are siblings. Isn't that awesome?
CD: Uh...what.
BS: Ok well me and April are full siblings. TECHNICALLY Sally and Kay are my half-siblings, and they aren't related to April at all. Evie and Zack are full siblings and Davin you're Evie's half-brother, but you aren't related to Zack. Is that simple enough?
MR: I think I'm going to need a little more explaining.
BS: You'll get used to it. Anyway I haven't been able to talk to the others in forever, I have no idea where they are or what they're doing!
CD: Well go check on that then.
BS: I will ok I just need to explain a little more.
MR: Ok.
BS: Well anyway since we're the last seven humans alive besides those four or five alternate post scratch people we're going to have to-
CD: Dude don't go there. Just, STOP. Now.
BS: Fine do you want me to make a shitty shipping chart?
MR: HELL NO.
BS: Ok fine. Well anyway Evie and I have to be together. Davin, you and Zack could just go with whichever one of my sisters you want. I really don't care,
no offense. I guess we'll just ignore this for now and sort it out when we're older though. Much later.
CD: Well I'll cya later BYE...
ceruleanDarkstar ended the chat.
== Zack: Talk to the sidequest guy.
I'm on Skaia, currently talking to the sidequest guy, or, as the game calls him, the Rebellious Farmer. He's actually really cool.
(Show Notelog)
GF: Hey dude you're the guy right?
RF: Yes.
GF: Okay so when are you going to attack the King?
RF: Right after you ascend.
GF: Ok cool.
RF: I'm trying to gather more followers-OOOH SHINY!
GF: Dude focus here this is serious shit.
RF: BUT LOOK THE THINGY IT'S SO SHINY.
GF: Stop being a Cloud Cuckoolander and focus!
RF: OOO A BUTTERFLY!
GF: CODDAMMIT.
GF: SHIT I'VE BEEN AROUND REIKAI TOO LONG.
GF: Ugh. Peace out I guess.
== Be Kay.
== Kay: End the chapter.
