a/n: This WAS one of my rejected ideas... but I read it over... and cracked up, and decided I HAD to post it. Truthfully? It's not really that funny. But *shrugs* who cares? Sorry about the extreme shortness of it... but really, considering some children's attention spans..
Disclamer: WELL. I don't own Inuyasha... but, well... well... I WILL! yeah... right... *scuffs feet*
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"Bear my children?"
"Can't I have both?"
"PERVERT!"
"Two timing pig!"
He didn't understand adults – much less teenagers, which his companions all were.
He didn't understand why he was told to stay out of battles. They said he was a child, but weren't they only children themselves?
Besides. What about Miroku's strange habits? Shippou could understand the concept of flirting, etc. but 'bearing his children'? And what did that consist of? And why wouldn't Sango do it?
Thoughtfully pondering this strange topic… this mystery.
His small fingers drummed against the log he was slumped on, as she frowned slightly to himself.
Another thing he didn't understand was Inuyasha's relationships with Kagome and Kikyou.
Why and how did/could he want two women? Wasn't one enough? And why did they both want him? What did they see in him? Did they want to 'bear his child'? Or maybe he wanted them to 'bear his child'? Or perhaps they wanted him to bear their children?
Hopelessly confused, the young kistune sighed in defeat, stretching his arms as his eyes trailed after a small human girl wandering on the opposite bank of the river.
He let out a hum of indecisiveness, before getting to his feet.
He was young – he still had what seemed like forever, till he would 'grow up'.
Why bother about these things now?
With a defiant nod to no-one in particular, he bounded after the girl in curiosity, leaving the distant yells of the couples in the distance.
He didn't care…
Besides.
He would question Miroku later.
