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I'm Sorry did you say Wasabi?

You can be the Peanutbutter to my Jelly

Scarlet blinked open her purple eyes and immediately glared at the Matron who was fixing her bedding.

"Miss Spirit! Do not look at me like that! Everytime my back is turned, you end up here! Honestly.." muttered Madame Promfrey as she bustled away

"Bloody Hospitals" muttered Scarlet, pushing herself up

"Yes Miss Monroe she is awake, no Miss Jacob's she isn't talking, Yes Mr Potter, you may see her" Scarlet heard the Matron's words, so prepared herself for some yelling.

And boy, was she right.

"SCARLET BLOODY SPIRIT. YOU FUCKING BITCH. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GO AND FUCKING PASS OUT ON ME, BECAUSE YOU HADN'T FUCKING EATEN. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW MUCH FUCKING WORRINESS I USED UP? FUCK, I'M NOT FUCKING SURPRISED I HAVE FUCKING GREY HAIR BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE! UGH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!" Yelled Aqua as soon as she saw her best friend, grinning at her like a loon

"SCARLET!" yelled James "You idiot! Must I force feed you? I cannot have my beautiful beater injured because she missed one meal. Evan's always say-"

"Fuck Jamie. Must you always bring Evan's into this? Merlin" snorted Scarlet

"She has a point there James" pointed out Xena

"Course I have a point, that's why I have a vagina" snickered Scarlet, while James looked at her horrified.

"How on earth did Sirius affect you that fast?"

"He didn't" Aqua said grimly as Scarlet roared with laughter at her friends uncomfortableness "She's always like this"

"I love you too Akka"

"Same Scarley"

"C'mon you big twit" Scarlet motioned for a hug and Aqua quickly replied, rushing forward, sobbing into her friends shit. "Ewwwww. Did you have to cry? Honestly women"

"I'm-s-sorry" hiccupped Aqua

"Gawd. Mushiness Alert. When can I leave?" asked Scarlet

"As soon as you want" Xena laughed

"Brillopads. Let's go now. Poppy Darling? I shall require some clothes, not these gross hospital scrubs" Scarlet called out to the Matron

"Miss Spirit- Oh, WHATEVER!" mumbled Madame Promfrey in such a teenage manner that even Aqua laughed.

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Scarlet lent heavily on James, and he grunted every few minutes

"Knew we should've levivitated you" he grumbled as they reached the Gryffindor Common Room

"Meh. Thanksie Jamie" Scarlet groaned as she climbed through the Portrait entrance "FUCK!" she shouted, as she collapsed on the floor "Was that drop always there?" she asked meekly after several student's rushed forward and pulled her back up

"Always" grinned Remus as he walked forward and embraced his friend

"Well….I swear, it's moved" Scarlet, tried to sound mencing, but failed dangerously and Sirius threw his head back and laughed, loud

"…Well that was a dramatic laugh Snuffles. Gawd"

"…..Snuffles?"

"I dunno. Just… fits"

"You can be the glove on my hand?"

"You can be the grease on Snivelly"

"You can be the peanut butter to my jelly"

"You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly"

"You can be the captain and I can be the first mate"

"You can be the chills that I feel on my first dates"

"You can be the hero and I can be the sidekick"

"You can be the tear that I cry If we ever split"

"You can be rain from the cloud when it's stormin'"

"Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'"

"I don't know If I could ever be, without you cause girl you complete me;"

"And In time I know we'll both see, we're all friends need"

"Cause you're the apple to my pie;"

"You're the straw to my berry"

"You're the smoke to my high"

"AND WHAT THE FUCK?" interrupted Aqua after listening a few minutes to Scarlet and Sirius sing

"It's a song called 'Perfect Two'" grinned Scarlet

"By Auburn" finished Sirius

"What's with the twin-like talk?" asked Xena, who was staring at them, open-mouthed

"I dunno-"

"It just feels-"

"Like a little piece on heaven-"

"And earth-"

"Because we know-"

"Or have a feeling-"

"What each other's about to say!"

"Rightttt…. I shall inform Professor Dumbledore, that" snorted Xena and she stalked off

"JEALOUS!" yelled Scarlet

"Totally" agreed Sirius

A/N; Good?