Kisame snarled, "Yes, as a matter of fact we DO mind!" Zetsu frowned, "You lot are never going to get along if this keeps up." Hidan snorted, "Fucking fine with me." "Ditto."
Madara smirked, "Is that so? Well, in that case I would like to have a word with Olivia in private."
Kakuzu glared, "Over my dead body." Madara returned the gesture, "That can be arranged." Before any more threats were said Olivia got up and went to him. Hidan hastily grabbed her wrist, "Don't you fucking dare go with him."
She rolled her eyes, "He just wants to have a word with me what's the big deal?" Itachi pursed his lips, "You have an hour?"
She sighed, "Point taken Itachi but Zetsu's right. We ALL need to learn to get along so stop being jackasses every time he shows up!"
Madara motioned for her to go ahead, "After you." Before she did she replied sarcastically, "If anyone does hear me scream feel free to come and check."
Once they were alone she asked, "So, what's up?" Madara smirked, "I want to join in and you are my ticket to do that." "How so?" "If you can't persuade them to do that and stop insulting me then I'll show them this."
He pulled out a photograph and held it up.
She blushed and scowled, "Where in hell did you get that?" It was a picture of her and Tobi asleep on the bed with his mouth attached to her exposed breast. She remembered now, that was from Christmas Eve when Zetsu loaned her to Tobi so he could play with her breasts.
"That bastard took a picture?" Madara grinned, "What do you say?" Olivia shrugged, "It's actually not that big of a deal, they know about it though I doubt they saw this photo."
That grin just got wider, "No matter. I also have these and I highly doubt you'll want this shown." He pulled out a few more and her jaw dropped. She wouldn't believe it if she didn't see it with her own eyes. No way in hell could she let them see this!
She was giving Madara head, apparently on her own free will, and enjoying it. "When did this happen? I..I didn't…" "Yes you did. You were a vampire at the time but you'd never know in these photos."
She pursed her lips, "Why are you blackmailing me?" "To get what I want and you're the only one aside from Zetsu that'll stand up for me. Also, I want a steamy kiss too; with tongue of course."
"No." He shrugged, "Alright, have it your way. I'm sure they would love to see your betrayal."
She pulled him back whispering, "Fine you win!" "Good, now where's my kiss?" "Later, right now isn't a good time."
He pouted slightly, "True but you do realize that…" He pulled her closer and purred, "The more I'm teased now the more pleasure to be gained later."
She shuddered and pushed him towards the kitchen scowling. "Olivee?" She made him sit next to her and grabbed a beer, "He's playing so not a word against him." "But…" "NOT a word Hidan! That goes for the rest of you too."
She sure was angry at the moment. Zetsu glanced at him curiously, "What did you do?" Madara smirked, "Persuasion." No one seemed too happy with the idea but it was better to just go along with it. Of course, now everyone began drinking.
"Since no one has anything to say at the moment I have some dirt on Zetsu." Said man scowled, "This better NOT be what I think it is." The long haired raven grinned, "It is."
Olivia smirked a little, "We're all ears Madara." "Alright."
He just got out of the shower with only a towel wrapped his waist when he heard a growl coming from the kitchen. Yes, a growl is what he heard.
He peeked around the corner and smirked. "Mmmm~" Zetsu latched on the other's neck and gripped the small hips tightly.
"Guess who was riding my flustered friend." She nudged him, "Keep going its getting good."
Madara enjoyed this scene tremendously and fought back a boner. It was so perfect. The usual inexpressive red head was just bouncing away on Zetsu's member, both of them growling in content.
Zetsu smirked a little and did turn red but not near as much as Sasori. Deidara gapped at him chuckling, "You and Zetsu un?" "Shut up brat." Kisame grinned, "This isn't the first time that happened." "Danna un?"
"It's ok sempai, Kisame told Tobi all about it. It happened when we were all vampires." "Oh, in that case I want to see the video un." Sasori shook his head, "No can do." "Why un?"
Kakuzu clarified, "He had to turn the cameras off when he fell prey to Hidan." Deidara sighed, "Damn un." Olivia nodded, "Would've been nice to see all that porn."
"By the way, I've been meaning to ask you this Olivia." "What is it?" "What was this deal on a cooking contest?" She paled and muttered, "They set me up." Madara grabbed another beer, "Do tell."
Itachi, Deidara, and Tobi were having this big argument on who could cook the best chili. "Let's face it Deidara, you can't cook it as well as I can."
"Oh yeah? If I do recall your lover complimented on mine saying it was the best he'd ever tasted. Yours wasn't even mentioned Uchiha un."
Tobi snorted, "Please, Kisame is like Hidan. He'll eat anything and compliment on it no matter who cooked it." "Mine is the best." "No mine is un!" "Tobi's surpasses both of yours combined!"
They all glared at each other until Tobi had an idea. "Let's have contest. We'll all cook the chili and have someone to be the judge." Deidara and Itachi mulled it over. "Not a bad idea un." "I agree but who will judge it."
Tobi chuckled, "NOT Hidan. Last time he stunk up the entire living room." Deidara smirked, "So true plus he won't be honest either un." "We need someone who will be sincere and can't lie very well."
Tobi grinned, "Just so we can tell if they're lying right?" "Yes." "Then it has to be Olivia un." Itachi nodded, "She can't keep a straight face when being pressured." "Olivee is perfect choice. Tobi go tell her."
Deidara pulled him back, "No wait until after we cook the food or she'll go and hide." Itachi chuckled, "She would." Tobi nods.
An hour later after preparing, cooking, and throwing/locking Hidan outside since he sneaked a few bowlfuls; it was time.
Tobi brought her and sat her at the table in front of three bowls of chili that were labled A,B, and C. "Uh, what's going on?" "We're having a contest on who makes the best chili un." Itachi crossed his arms, "You have the honors on deciding who's the best is."
With that said she paled and tried to leave but Tobi held her down. "Olivee going to judge. Now be a good girl and taste. Tobi knows she'll pick his."
She gulped with a whimper, "Do I have to?" "Yes and it'd better be mine you pick un." She stared at the bowls, "I'm not going to get punished am I?" "Not unless you pick the right one."
Yes, she did NOT want to do this. Her lip was trembling as these three men were watching her intently with crossed arms, waiting for her answer.
"I'm going to regret this." She tasted the A bowl, then B, then C. She waited a few seconds before doing it again to make sure and then sighed, "Ok, but just for the record all three are delicious."
"Well un?" "So Olivee?" "Go on." She took a deep breath and pointed, "Bowl B." Itachi grinned in triumph and picked up the bowl, "As I thought. Now if you two…ahem… losers will excuse me. I want to feed my prize chili to my lover."
Itachi left to go find Kisame and Olivia was slowing sliding down her seat. Tobi and Deidara were scowling at her without a word. She took that cue to get up and attempt to leave.
"Olivee come back here." "You're not getting out of this so easily un." She broke off running with them right on her heels yelling, "KAKUZU!"
She threw herself on his door but it was locked. Tobi grabbed her around the waist and covered her mouth with Deidara taking hold of her legs as they carried her into the bedroom.
Tobi bent her over his lap while Deidara grabbed the paddle. "How could you have chosen his over Tobi's?" "Now he's going to rub it in from now on un."
Shaking her head no whimpering the blonde withdrew the paddle and brought it down, only to be stopped midway. Kakuzu had grabbed the opposing end with a growl, "What's going on?"
She muffled out something but Tobi pressed more firmly. "Let her speak Tobi." He reluctantly withdrew his hand and she sighed. "They were having a cooking contest and made me the judge since I'm the most honest but when I chose Itachi's as the winner they….well they were sore losers about it."
Kakuzu glared and snarled at them, "You two are so damn childish! Release her Tobi before I make you!" He did and she ran to her lover, hiding in his arms. "If you ever try to punish her for something like this again, I'll show you how what happens to snot nosed brats!"
Zetsu tsked, "I'm ashamed of you Tobi. How could you even consider it?" Tobi hung his head, "He was mad and he's sorry. He made up for it." Deidara muttered, "I did too un." He glanced at Itachi, "Not a word from you either un."
Itachi held his hands up as surrender with a smirk. Madara asked, "So, what happened to Hidan?" Hidan slurred out, "They f..flucking left me ous there for firty fuffing minutes!" Kakuzu took the can away from him, "No more beer for you."
Olivia and Kisame were getting there but could still talk normal. "OH! Tobi got a funny story about sempai and…..!"
"So purty. Almosh shexy like mine." Hidan started playing with Kisame's hair with a drunken grin, "That's a new one coming from him." Tobi giggled, "Hidan so drunk."
Madara tossed an empty can at him, "What did the blonde do?" Tobi smirked evilly and Deidara sweat dropped. "Tobi caught sempai with a woman…..and it wasn't Olivee."
"WHAT!"
To be continued: These cliffhangers are killing you readers I know XD
*By the way, if no one knows what picture they're talking about with Tobi and Olivia at Xmas. It's on chapter 2 of my Akatsuki Xmas story*
