Disclaimer
I do not own skulduggery pleasant. All rights go to Derek Landy.
"Do you like bunnies?" Valkyrie asked, " do you?"
Skulduggery froze.
" Why are you asking me this?"
She shrugged
" Because it's Easter soon! Surely you know about that!"
He sighed " yes. I did know that thanks to you yapping about it since I've met you."
" well you can't blame me for being excited! I get chocolate and see cute bunnies!"
He sighed again.
" How are they cute?"
She froze then turned around with a murderous face.
" Did you. Just say. That freakin bunnies! Are not cute! Did you?!"
He hung his head.
" maybe.." She screamed at him and pounced on him. She then started pummelling his body.
"How. Dare. You!" She screeched at him through gritted teeth.
" it's not my fault that I don't find aggressive, deadly monsters cute!"
She stopped hitting him then looked at him and burst out laughing
" you ... are ...afraid...of...bunnies!" She gasped out still laughing hard.
Skulduggery crossed his arms and tried to look skeptical. " Me? Afraid of bunnies ?! Ridiculous !" He exclaimed. But it was too late. Valkyrie would not listen to him. After her laughing had slowly died down, she did the unexpected. She wrapped her arms around him.
" I love you, you ridiculous skeleton."
" And I love you, you strange girl."
There. It's done. I promised valduggery so here it is! It is probably the worst thing you've ever read but oh well. I'm not good at writing valduggery but I did my best. Anyway please leave reviews and what ships you want next! Also I'm thinking of starting a series of one shots when the sp characters are little children. E.g. You get to see skulduggery stutter! And china being goofy round her big brother!
