Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club; my bid is still being finalised.
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TheKing logged on
TheThirdSon logged on
CakeLuvr logged on
Mori logged on
ProudHonourStudent logged on
DoubleTrouble logged on
TheKing: Hellooo everyone *squeezes everyone into a big hug*
Mori: Ouch
TheKing: I can't hurt you over the internet Mori...
Mori: I know... But I feel the pain inside...Deep inside...
TheKing: Oookay ...people... We have to collectively decide where we should go on the next Ouran Day Out! I should really choose, but I thought that I would allow you all to have some input into the decision too.
DoubleTrouble: Hold on... Why should 'you really choose'?
TheKing: Because I'm the president... Duh.
TheThirdSon: Sometimes you two underrate Tamaki's skill. He promotes the Host Club wherever he goes... Even in lessons! Today he brought his number up to four, for the amount of girls that have passed out due to hearing him read aloud in French class. The school board are debating whether to have a medical team on permanent standby in the Languages corridor.
TheKing: Lol... I'd forgotten about that... Good times...
TheThirdSon: ... It only happened two hours ago.
ProudHonourStudent: Senpai... I genuinely think you have short-term memory... You should get it checked out.
TheKing: Oh, that's okay Haruhi. Goldfish get that all the time.
ProudHonourStudent: But senpai, you're not a fish...
TheThirdSon: Can we not debate Tamaki's species right now? Let's just get on with the item on the agenda.
TheKing: Good idea Kyoya... Let me just get some paper and a pen... Ewww!!!! Why is there a load of cabbage in my pencil case!!!!!!!!!!!
DoubleTrouble: Oh yeah... Kaoru didn't want the rest of his cheese-salad and there wasn't a bin nearby...
TheKing: THERE'S CHEESE IN HERE TOO?!?!?!!!!!
CakeLuvr: Well, for our day-out, I think we should visit the local bakery!! My ban ended yesterday.
ProudHonourStudent: Why don't we just go the cinema? (AN: I might, be writing a humour fic about the Host Club having a trip the cinema... I have it planned out... But we shall see...)
TheKing: And get swallowed up by one of those foldy cinema-chairs??!! I don't think so!
ProudHonourStudent: ...Swallowed up?
TheKing: I've heard disturbing tales on the chairs springing back and taking many a victim. Cinema's are dangerous places Haruhi... Have you ever wondered how candy-floss gets its colour?
Mori: We could go to the pencil museum... I have a year-long membership.
TheKing: ...
TheThirdSon: ...
CakeLuvr: ...
ProudHonourStudent: ...
DoubleTrouble: ...The what?
TheThirdSon: Everyone... a girl I have on my email contacts, called 'Kira's Wife Felicia' wants to be added to the conversation... I think she particularly wants to talk to Tamaki.
DoubleTrouble: Tamaki? ...Have you warned this girl to mentally prepare?
TheKing: *air-throttles the doppelgangers*
TheThirdSon: Okay... Everyone just try and act normal.
Tamaki'sSecretStalker was added to the conversation
Tamaki'sSecretStalker: HI TAMAKI! How are you my darling!! *collapses into fit of hysterical, romantically-charged giggles*
TheKing: o_0 ...Hi
CakeLuvr: That's a bit of a creepy user-name you got there Felicia-chan... No wonder Tama-chan is scared...
Tamaki'sSecretStalker: Eeeeee! It's so good to finally meet you Tamaki! Now, where should we go on our Honeymoon. I thought maybe Barbados, but perhaps it will get too hot in the summer?
TheKing: Honeymoon!!?
Tamaki'sSecretStalker: *sighs*
Tamaki'sSecretStalker changed their name to Tamaki'sFutureWife
CakeLuvr: Tama-chan... Would you like to tell us something??
TheKing: E-e-erm... I-i... What? I don't know what you mean... I can't think why... Erm..
Tamaki'sFutureWife: Do you always spurt incoherent rubbish Tamaki? Oh well... I can live with it! Oh and you don't have to spend more than one-hundred thousand yen on our engagement ring
TheKing: Slow down a second... I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am already betrothed to EternalEarth.
DoubleTrouble: Who?
TheKing: Never mind...
DoubleTrouble: I know who you'd like to be betrothed to though... *points at Haruhi*
Tamaki'sFutureWife: *slaps Haruhi*
ProudHonourStudent: What the...
TheKing: *gasp* Don't you give my little girl a virtual slap!!!!! *shields Haruhi*
CakeLuvr: Poor Haru-chan! I wish I could e-mail you Usa-chan to comfort you.
Mori: I feel your pain Haruhi...
ProudHonourStudent: Huh??!
Tamaki'sFutureWife: Hmf. Well, I hope you can shake of this little crush in time for our wedding. Talking of which, we need to discuss arrangements.
TheKing: *cowers* Hide me Kyoya!!
TheThirdSon: No way... This is all rather entertaining.
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Kira's Wife Felicia: I hope I did your appearance in this fic justice!
Please, please review!!! Thanksss
