A/N: My inspiration died in a hole and I had a hard time resurrecting it. And marching band started, but nobody cares about that. XD
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I had a vision last night, when I was sleeping.
Percy was missing, and no one could find him. Everyone was really worried, though I, like totally knew where he was. The Roman Camp. Duh. Camp Jupiter. I mean, geez. It's obvious. Hera took his memories and put him there. Of course I'm worried about him and I'll miss him, but hey, that means that I am sole leader of Camp Half-Blood. My brother can be the hero there, and I can be, like, the awesomest of the awesome person here at Camp Half-Blood. Let my Reign of Terror- cough - excuse me, democratically decided (by Me, Myself, and I) leadership begin...!
Of course, none of this had happened yet, so you know, I had to wait. But I, like, like planning ahead.
But anyways, I was walking to the Pavilion for breakfast, when I saw Percy and the evil (but not so much as the blonde harpy) redhead talking. Suddenly, Rachel totally collapsed. Right on Percy.
Oh. No. She. Didn't.
I saw rainbows and flowers (as opposed to 'seeing red') as I stormed over to my smexy brother and her.
"WHAT THE HADES ARE YOU DOING RANDOMLY COLLAPSING ON MY SUPER SEXY BROTHER WHO I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE VERY ROMATICALLY INVOLVED WITH?!" I screeched at the top of my lungs, my face a beautiful bright color.
"Uhhggn," Rachel replied. Gods, she was, like, stupid, too.
"Sorry to interrupt, Sara," Percy said quietly, "but she fainted. She can't really hear you."
I hated to take out my anger on my one true love (except for maybe Nico or Jason or Taylor Lautner), but I was on a ROLL with this rant.
"WELL THAT'S TOO BAD, ISN'T IT, SUNSHINE? I DON'T GIVE CRAP. SHE FELL ON YOU, AND YOU LET HER!" I paused for a breath, and a thought suddenly dawned on me. "You're cheating on me, Percy, aren't you!"
"What? No!" he protested. "She was telling me about the new prophecy, and she suddenly fainted! She's probably getting another vision, or something crazy like that, being the oracle and all."
I narrowed my eyes. My lips were a thin line. My entire body shook. How could he? I thought I was everything he ever wanted! I felt a crystal run down my cheek. My solid gold tears started spilling out.
"No, Sara," Percy said comfortingly (still holding onto Rachel, the idiot). "I love you, and only you."
Suddenly, he dropped Rachel. Flat out, on her face, into the ground. It was amazing.
The next thing I knew, Percy had grabbed me, and kissed me passionately. I kissed back. And we kissed and kissed. Lucky Charms fell from the sky (but that was just some little kid in the tree above us who had lost his cereal, totally stuck staring at us in shock. Thinking we were perfect for each other, of course). We kept kissing. Rachel woke up, gaped at us, and, like, totally stormed away. Still kissing. People came by and took pictures (because we're that sexy, of course). We continued. Some girl (probably that harpy Annabeth) tried to come at me with a knife, but I easily tripped her and kicked her away, not even distracted from Percy. We kissed until the sun set. And then we just kissed again. It was totally one of the best nights of my life.
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I hate Twilight and deny and copyright infringement against Lucky Charms. I also deny any shipping ideas you get from this crack-tastic story.
I hope 'sexy' is a PG word. I had a very strong urge to add a couple 'selective' words in there, but the story is K+...I did that for a reason, too. I wanted to keep the abuse, violence, and love-y stuff to a PG rating (partly because I probably couldn't write it well as T). Well, reviews are love, and apparently favorites count for something now, too. ^^
(Planning on getting some sort of little plot arc [read: 2-3 chapters] going next chapter. Any ideas? I'm thinking quest.)
