Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, plot is rightfully mine
Summary: Sequel to Love Triangle. It happens when Ed and Envy are still dating with each other. Basically, obstacles stands in their way and lots of comedy (hope so) will happen between those two. And of course, warning, yaoi…
Wos99944: Yo, people. Here's your chapter 7, which you all were waiting for.
Envy: Which will be about our wedding…
Wos99944: yank away from Envy WHEN THE HELL YOU GET HERE? AND WHEN YOU HAVE A CHANGE OF YOUR MIND?
Envy: Hey! Even I have memorable moments that I want to share with the reviewers and the readers okay?
Wos99944: Oh great, and let me guess, Ed and Roy still disagrees with me right?
Envy: Unfortunately, yes. But they started have a little change of mind when those people pointing at the people who are by Wos99944's side, preparing to protect her come to your aid.
Wos99944: Hope they'll be by our side then, so let's continue our story.
The people who love my story: AT ONCE, OUR WOS99944!
Chapter 7: The Wedding Day
"Oh gosh, where's the rings, where's the rings?" Envy cried as he went stumbling every little place to search for his precious rings. "Calm down, Envy." Sloth said sloppily as she tried to help Envy put on his wedding outfit but to no avail when Envy keeps moving from here to there. "Can someone remind me why do I have a brother like him?" Wrath said as he face-palmed himself. "What's the matter, Envy?" Lust asked as she knocked on the front door upon hearing all the noises in Envy's room. "The rings, the rings. It's gone!" Envy shrieked. "I can't find them! Oh god, of all days it has to be today!" Lust can be heard sighing outside and called out, "Envy, for goodness sake. You know when you yourself get too nervous and anxious you can't remember anything. Your rings with me, REMEMBER?" Lust empathize the last word. Then Envy stopped and laughed, "Oh yeah. I kinda forgot!" Envy scratched his head while Wrath give himself another slap on the face. "Now that's settled, let's start putting on your outfit, alright?" Sloth said gently while helping Envy to put on the outfit. "Right, I'll go check on our bride." Lust said as she prepares to drive her way to Ed's house.
"Ed, come on. Hold yourself." Al cried as he continually heard Ed throwing up continuously at the sink. "You can't blame me for this. Blame the guy who got me pregnant." Ed said halfway as he wiped his mouth. "Ugh, of all days it has to be today." "Well, well. Looks like someone has sing the same tune as him." Lust said as she walked through the front door. "Lust-san. You're here." Al cried, smiling warmly to the lady. "It's nice to see you here too." Lust sent her smile back. "So Ed, are you alright?" "Better than never." Ed said as he walked out of the bathroom. "Oh my god," Lust gasped. "You haven't put on the gown, the makeup and everything yet?" "How could I when I have morning sickness?" Ed grumbles. "Thanks to the idiot who got me pregnant." Lust chuckled before volunteers to help Ed out while Al goes prepares himself as he don't have time for all that as he's too worried for his brother. So Lust brought Ed back to his room. "Okay, you're done." Lust said as she applied the last makeup for Ed. Ed was wearing a silky white gown that reaches to his leg. It is sleeveless and Ed wears a pair of white gauntlets. His usually blonde braid was now down onto his shoulder length. "Please remind me why do I have to be the one wearing the wedding gown again." Ed groaned. "Well, cause you're the bride." Lust mocked. Ed just rolled his eyes. "Now for your hairdo." Lust take some of his bangs from his side and tied them to the back while still letting his hair back down. "Well, you're beautiful." Lust smiled. "Is brother ready yet, Lust-san?" Al called out from outside. "The bride-to-be is ready to go." Lust called out as she opened the door for Ed to walk out. "Wow brother." Al gasped. "You're beautiful, like Mom." "Thanks Al," Ed said. "I never thought I would have this day as well." The two Elrics smiled to one another. "So you're ready to go?" Lust asked. "Yup." Ed replied as he got into Lust's car with Al at the backseat. Lust nodded and started the engine, making their way to their destination.
"Oh god. I'm too nervous. I'm too nervous." Envy shrieked as he keeps walking right and left as he tries to calm himself down. He was wearing a tuxedo and his hair was tied up to a high ponytail. "Calm down, Envy." Greed said. "Your nervousness can't be compared to Ed-kun's. Thanks to you, he have morning sickness due to nervousness and thanks to Lust he can make the wedding preparations on time." "Oh my god, he have morning sickness again?" Envy shuddered. "That's no good. I need to go look for him." Envy was about to walk out of the room when Lust extend her nails and block Envy's way. "No can do, Envy. Any visit to the bride before the actual wedding ritual take place is forbidden other than his family." Lust sighed. Envy could be seen tearing his hair out of his head if not for his chibi-san.
"I, Pride from the Seven Deadly Sins clan," Pride said through the microphone, catching the guests' attentions. "Shall now announce the start of this wedding ceremony. And on behalf of our bride and groom, I shall be the official witness to their rituals and you are all welcome to witness their wedding. Now let's welcome Envy, the groom of this wedding." Applauses were heard everywhere as Envy walk up to Pride's side slowly. He's still too nervous from this ceremony. Greed can't help but chuckled as he watched Envy stiffened. "Now let's welcome Edward Elric, our bride." Ed was as equally nervous as Envy as he was about to throw up again. He quickly covered his mouth. "Easy Brother." Al said. "We wouldn't want anything to happened now do we?" With that, Ed calmed down, not feeling the urge to throw up again. Finally what seems like a long time, Ed reached Envy side, facing Pride who is in front of them. "We shall now commence the ritual." Pride announced. "Envy, leader of the Seven Deadly Sin clan, will you stay by Edward Elric's side, whether living in poverty or filled with riches, whether living with poor or good conditions, whether in the future death drove the two of you apart?" "Yes, I do. I'll do anything in exchange for his hand. Even if death do drove us apart, which can never do that…" Envy joked. "I'll still stay by chibi-san's side. Whether in death or in this world." There are silences in the room. "Well then, Edward Elric," Pride broke the silence. "Will you stay by Envy, the leader of the Seven Deadly Sins clan's side, whether living in poverty or filled with riches, whether living with poor or good conditions, whether in the future death drove the two of you apart?" "Yes I do," Ed replied. "I'll stay by his side. Even if he's a big jerk, even if he's a big idiot, even if he's a real palm tree." He criticized. Many people sweatdropped. "I'll still stay by this foolish vampire's side. As he has offered me the world that anyone can never give." "W-Well," Upon hearing Ed's speech Pride sweatdropped too. Greed wanted to chuckle and Wrath wanted to cheer, supporting Ed but still they are silenced. "Anyone objects to this couples' wedding?" Roy started raising his hand but was hold down by Riza at his side. Roy cried a river of tears silently. "Then, you may transform the bride." Pride said.
With that, Envy pecked Ed with a long everlasting kiss. Slowly, he makes his way down to Ed's collarbone. He bit his neck and transferred the vampire blood over to Ed. Slowly, as the two of them pulled away from each other. Ed could be seen having his own fangs in his mouth, confirming the evidence of their marriage. All the vampires and werewolves cheered (including rolling skulls and their friends) except Roy, who is silently whining away inside while on the outside, he cheered for them as well. "And with that," Pride started. "You may exchange the rings." So Envy and Ed exchange the rings and helped each other put on them, shining beautifully on their fingers.
"Well, that was a long day." Envy yawned as he fall onto their bed. Ed nodded, "Well, what do you expect from the wedding?" Ed asked. "Well, I expect to have sex with chibi-san in front of their view, especially in the presence of that doggy, who is whining away." Envy smirked while watching Ed blushing every minute. "You pedophile." Ed chuckled, attempting to remove his outfit but was stopped by Envy. "Allow me, my wife." Envy smirked. Ed acted along with him. "You do know that I'm having your kids, right?" "Oh about that," Envy frowned but soon smirked warmly again. "I've checked it out and they says its okay to have sex after marriage." Ed rolled his eyes. "I'm joking." Envy laughed. "They says its okay after the foetus have stabilized after three weeks, which have already passed if I'm not wrong." Ed widened his eyes and cursed himself.
Envy just chuckled at Ed's reaction and continues to strip his wife in front of his entire view, admiring the wonderful skin on his mate that shone below the full moon. Envy sucked Ed's collarbone, which he knew it was the blonde's sensitive area. True to his words, Ed moaned loudly while arching his back. Envy took this chance to lick and suck the teen's nipples. Ed yelped as he was kinda surprised and turned on very badly by the sin's action. "E-Envy, quit the teasing." Ed whimpered, annoyed as Envy continues teasing his erection as his fingers continually passes by and brushes lightly near his erection. Envy knotted his eyebrows as he was confused what turns his chibi on before he laughed softly to himself. "Well, well. Someone got hornier when he's pregnant huh?" Ed blushes heavily as the thought of being pregnant was slammed into his face. "What…" He started to protest but Envy shut him up by giving him a kiss. In the meantime, he took his time stripping his tops before moving to his pants and boxers. It's not that he don't like to wear boxers, it's just that he was so used to wearing his tight skorts without his boxers that he started feeling uncomfortable wearing them. He was glad that he could finally remove the uncomforting boxers off his lower hips. (WOW, talk about many people nose bleeding at the thought of Envy wearing his tight shorts showing off his big clothed dick, too bad they were covered by his skirt). "A-Ah, Envy. M-More…" Ed cried as Envy squeezed the life out of his balls. Teasing the teen even further, he took Ed's entire dick to his mouth and deep-throated it. Envy continues sucking and licking while listening to the teen's purring and begging the whole time. "E-Envy, I'm, I'm…" Ed whimpered, Envy smirked and further deep-throating the teen, causing Ed to unable to take it anymore and cum inside the sin's mouth. Envy gladly swallowed all of it before kissing the blonde. Ed barely register anything in his mind. One moment he was fighting a tongue of dominance with Envy, the next Envy shoved his dick into Ed's tight ass and not even bothering to prepare him. Without giving anytime for Ed to relax, Envy thrusted his uke fast and furiously that sent tons of pleasures shuddered through the teen's body. Ed screamed in pleasure and moaned everytime Envy shoved his dick out until the head is almost out and shoved right back in, without failing to hit Ed's prostate everytime. "E-Envy, f-faster, h-harder." Ed managed to speak while panting to catch his breath. "Your wish is my command." Envy smirked, as he thrusted even harder into the blonde, sending shocks endlessly to Ed. "Ah, ah, ahh…" Ed continuously moaned shamelessly in front of Envy as Envy squeezes his hardened cock and pump it up and down, matching the speed and the strength of his thrusts. Ed screamed Envy's name in ecstasy as he came, followed by Envy. But Envy's not done yet, he continues what he is doing. Ed moaned and screamed the whole night along with Envy so badly that Greed and Wrath who are at the side of their room couldn't sleep. "Hey, keep the volume down, Envy. It's the middle of the day and we vampires need our sleep." Greed groaned. "Aww, what's Envy up to? Keeping my sister-in-law up?" Wrath mumbled, he put on his ear plucks but was still able to hear Ed's screaming through the mansion. Wrath got his answer when night came. Envy was smirking away as he came down for his 'breakfast' followed by Ed, who was limping to the dining table, causing a yelp from Sloth and a disagree Lust. Lust can be heard complaining that pregnant people this, pregnant people that, to Envy. Envy just scorched and winked at Ed, who was silently crying his ass was on fire.
Wos99944: So did you people like it? It's been awhile since I write lemons in this story.
Envy: Oh yeah, how proud can I be when I fucked chibi-san like that.
Ed: Yeah, thanks to you my ass hurt inside…
Envy: Well, thanks for the compliment, chibi-san.
Wos99944: stood away from Ed SINCE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE AS WELL?
Ed: Well, I guess it's useless to kill you when this people pointing at the people who are protecting Wos99944 from any threats are here to protect you.
Wos99944: So you're saying…
Ed: I support your story. I do have my pleasurable moments with my palm tree sometimes…
Envy: Oh chibi-san…
Ed: Oh palm tree-san…
Wos99944: swetadropped Well, do review if you want to see Ed's torturous months of being pregnant in the next chapter okay? Over and out…
