Author's Note: (Wow, chapter 6 was pretty dark and sad. Freddy killed off Robin (M) and was sent to the Office, what will happen to our Animatronic friend? How will the others deal with Robin's death? When will Half Life 3 be confirmed? All will be revealed soon!)
Chapter 7: Sanji's Fight! Invasion?
"As I was saying before the chapter ended," The figure said, "we have much to discuss." Freddy looked at him," Is this because of what I did to Robin? I did it to protect Zoro." Freddy said to the figure. "I understand that, but that's not the reason why I called you here." The figure said as he stood, revealing himself to be Reggie. "I called you here because I'm warning you." Freddy stood up, "What?" Freddy said. "There's to be an invasion soon, I can feel it." Reggie said. "Against what?" Freddy asked the CEO, "Against the Melee Fanboys." Reggie said.
Ever since Robin (M) died, a lot of fighters have been down, (I was going to say depressed, but that's a little too heavy.) but Lucina was hit the hardest with the death. During dinner, not that many people talked about Robin, but that didn't stop Snoop and Dark Pit from 420 blazing it. At their table, Snoop and Dank Pit were sitting one side while Zoro, Sanji, and Lucina sat at the other. Lucina stuffed her face into Zoro's shoulder, crying softly. Snoop and Edgy angel were having a smoke and a pancake. (Boom! Austin Powers reference!) Sanji was just lying back in his chair playing with his lighter while looking at his plate of soup. Zoro was trying to comfort Lucina, saying, "its ok…its ok."
Just then, Sanji spitted out his spoonful of soup, "YOU CALL THIS SOUP!?" He said in rage, "IM GOING TO TEACH THAT COOK A THING OR TWO ABOUT FOOD!" He got and walked towards the Kitchen. In the kitchen, Kirby was mixing some liquids in a huge bowl under a raging fire. "Hey! You there! Pink Round Ball Guy!" Sanji said as he walked in. "Haiiiiii!" Kirby kirbied, "I think you need a lesson on how to cook!" Sanji said grabbing a chef hat. "HAI!" Kirby said as pulled out a sword. (You know where this is going.)
"Whoa!" Sanji said as he backed away, "I just want to help you!" "HAI!" Kirby swung his/her (I don't know but I think he's a guy.) sword at Sanji. Sanji dodged the swing, "So much for being nice." Sanji said as he ran towards Kirby. Sanji raised his leg to kick, but Kirby was fast enough to block the attack and countered him, sending Sanji across the room into some pots and pans. "Bastard! Things just got personal!" Sanji said as he got up and ran at Kirby, "Diable Jamble!" He yelled and ran towards Kirby. Kirby opened his mouth and started inhaling; Sanji was caught in the air. Damn it, He thought, If I don't do anything about this, I'm dead! As Sanji was getting closer, he thought of something, maybe when I get to his mouth, I can do a perfectly-timed Embargo Shot on him! Sanji got to Kirby's mouth, "EMBARGO SHOT!" He yelled as he kicked Kirby straight in the jaw, sending him flying through a wall into the eating area.
Everybody was stunned to see such power coming from one kick. They saw Kirby on the floor (unconscious, not dead) and looked to the kitchen. They saw Sanji standing there, lighting a smoke and brushing himself off. "Little bastard attacked me first." Sanji said when he saw everyone looking at him; he walked off to join his friends.
Back at the table, Lucina was doing better about Robin's death. They saw Sanji walk to them, "Hey Sanji," Lucina said still sniffing with her face red," how was the visit with the cook?" Sanji laughed, "Let's just say I think he learned something from me." He said, with the others giving him confused looks. "Alright," Snoop said, "So Lucina, we good about what I said about your father?" He asked Lucina. "Of course," Lucina said, "I'm sorry, I get protective about my father." She laughed a little. "I can't blame you, if some bitch talks shit about my mom, I'll bust their asses in." Snoop said as he took a bite of his pancake.
"Excuse me," Freddy said as he sat down next to Dank Pit, "but I need to say something." He looked at Lucina, "I'm sorry for what I did to Robin, I really am." He said to Lucina. Lucina hung her head down for a minute, "I forgive you, I understand why you did it, he was going to kill Zoro anyway." She said to Freddy, "If something like that happened to my friends, I would've done the same thing." She leaned her head on Zoro's shoulder, "Want to go on a walk with me Zoro?" She said to Zoro. Zoro nodded, "Alright, I can use the fresh air anyway." He answered. The two got up and walked away.
Satan again looked at his laptop and sighed loudly, "WHY AM I TYPING THIS?!" He screamed to himself.
"I have something I need something to tell you guys." Freddy said to the remaining fighters, "I have a warning of an invasion." Dark Pit looked at Freddy, "What? An invasion of what kind?" He said to Freddy, "An invasion by the Melee Fanboys apparently." Freddy said. "Melee Fanboys, who are they?" Sanji said, "A bunch of bitches probably." Snoop said as he took a puff of his blunt. "When is this?" Dank Pit asked Freddy. Freddy shrugged, "I don't know, but it's coming soon though."
The intercom turned on, "Will Snoop Dogg, Dark Pit, and Black Leg Sanji please come to the Office?" Snoop laughed, "Is your first name Black Leg? Duuuuude." He said to Sanji as they stood up to go to the Office. "More like a title…." Sanji said.
At the Office, they saw Reggie standing there behind his desk, "So I hear you know about the Invasion…." He said.
Author's Note: (It's kind of amazing how you can write three chapters in two hours while listening to West Coast Classics on GTA 5. Anyway, thanks for reading this story this far into it! I expect to add a lot more into this story!)
