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Illusions

Aro laughed. "Ha ha ha! My dear, come out."

I thought he meant me, so I stared, confused. I was already here!

But then, a Spanish-looking vampire wearing animal skins walked out of the shadows. She had long, tangled black hair and she was very tall. Too tall. She looked as if she was stretched out.

"Aro?" She said uncertainly.

Who was this impostor? What was she doing here? How dare Aro call anyone besides me 'dear'?! I immediately hated her.

But then, I saw The Cullens standing in a straight line in the front of the throne room. All the humans were gone. The blood on our clothes was gone.

I saw Bella look taken aback. She looked… scared. Hmm… maybe I could like this person.

"My dear Zafrina," Aro smiled warmly. "Are you willing to explain to the Cullens and the guard what just happened?"

Zafrina started to speak. Her voice was rough and wild. Ugh. Savage.

"I just created an illusion, " Zafrina said.

Edward nodded subconsciously.

"I made the Cullens see the Volturi dancing around and I made the Volturi see the Cullens drinking human blood." Zafrina continued.

This girl was going down. I hated competition.

"Aro, may I?" I asked.

I gave Aro my hand. Aro frowned. He shook his head.

"Later," He said.

Fine. As long as she left and acknowledged that I was the better vampire.

"Guard, you may leave," Aro said.

We all left, although Aro knew we would probably hear him anyway. I was bored and angry that I didn't get to torture Zafrina. I decided to amuse myself with Felix.

I walked down the hall and burst into Felix's room.

He was making his bed, and was apparently annoyed that I burst into his room without warning.

"What do you want, Jane?" Felix snarled. "Didn't anyone tell you to knock? Oh, well I guess not, since you're Aro's favorite and he doesn't teach you manners."

"Watch your mouth, Felix," I warned. "I just wanted to warn you about Heidi. She knows that you trashed her room."

"WHAT?" Felix boomed. "I did NOT trash her room!"

"Tell that to her!" I yelled back.

"You know what?" Felix said. "I bet that you and your witch-brother did it to blame it one me."

"What?" I asked. "Why would we do that? Heidi's my friend and Alec has nothing to do with Heidi!"

Felix grabbed me by the neck and carried me out of his room.

"Put me down!" I yelled and squirmed.

Felix threw me across the hall. I crashed into Heidi, who crashed into Alec, who crashed into Demetri.

"What are you doing?!" Heidi yelled at me. "Now my hair's all messed up!"

"What was that about Jane?!" Alec yelled.

"What the ---?" Demetri yelled.

"It was Felix!" I yelled. "Felix threw me!"

I ran after Felix's retreating back. When I caught up with him, I tapped him on the shoulder.

"What do you want, Jane?!" He roared.

"You never learn, do you?" I said cheerfully. "Pain."

I left Felix on the ground, screaming like a little girl.

And who could blame him?

Ooooohhh! Yay! Felix gets beat up by a little girl… again. OMG wait till u see what happens to Gianna…