Chapter 7 is up! Please R&R~
Disclaimer: I do not, have not ever, will not ever own Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
If I did, who knows what hell would break loose XD
Now enjoy!
And so, it was time for the assembly.
I waited patiently alongside Blood and Elliot for Alice and the twins to appear.
They were definitely taking their own sweet time.
"Sorry we're late," said an exhausted Alice as she dragged her feet across the floor. Just what happened to her?
I then looked at the two adult males prancing towards us from behind her.
Just who the heck are they? New role holders?
"Not at all, my dear," Blood said while giving Alice one of his signature smiles. "Now that we're all here, let's be on our way."
"Wow! We thought Big Sis was small, but sister's super tiny," said the man with the ponytail. They then stood really close to me while eyeing me with great interest.
"Excuse me?" I said, not really sure what was going on.
Alice sighed and put her palm to her head.
"They're Dee and Dum."
*pause*
"Wait, WHAT? !" I shouted in disbelief.
I then turned and looked back and forth between one grinning twin to the next.
"You're WHO now?"
"Sister, how could you not notice us?" said the twin with red eyes as he pouted.
"Well sister is stupid," said the blue-eyed twin with an expression of someone who had lost all hope.
"An' tiny."
"An' super dense."
"Don't forget slow."
THEY REALLY ARE THOSE ANNOYING BRATS!
"Blah blah, I can't hear you," I said while covering my ears. I stomped away towards the rest of the group.
My gawsh, this doesn't make any sense at all!
-CHAPTER 7-
-LORD PEDO?-
I looked around at all the people who showed up for this assembly thing.
There was the dormouse being bullied by that stupid cat- wait. Did Boris just stab Pierce with a fork?
He's holding a knife too? !
Let's ignore, ignore, ig- oh! It's the princess!
Vivaldi is really pretty in that suit. And the white rabbit is with her too.
Oh? He's running over here rather quickly.
"Alice, my dear! So lovely to see you here," he said as he pounced after her.
*PUNCH*
"Peter, don't you dare," she said as she glared at the fallen bunny.
Well that smarts.
Blood snickered from the side.
I sighed then turned to see a familiar face.
It's him.
I walked over to the man with a lizard tattoo on his neck. He was carrying some paperwork.
"Hey there," I said while giving him a small smile.
"Why hello there. How have you been since we last met?" said the man as he smiled back at me.
"I've been much better thanks to you. I'm glad I could see you. Wanted to apologize for drinking your blood though… I'm sure it must have shocked you," I said bashfully.
"It's all right. All that matters is that we're okay in the end."
Wow. This guy talks and looks so mature.
"Oh by the way. Your name is…"
"Gray. Gray Ringmarc. And you're Alex Garsel, right?" He asked as he continued to smile at me.
"That's right. Pleased to make your acquaintance."
I wonder why I feel so shy around this man.
"Why is it that you treat him so nicely, but you're always mean to me? How unfair of you," said an all too familiar voice that belonged to an incubus who I've been dying to talk to.
"Nightmare," I said in a foul voice as I looked at him in disgust.
"Nightmare!" shouted Alice as she marched towards us while glaring at Nightmare.
"You have some explaining to do," she said as she crossed her arms.
I crossed mine as well.
"Indeed you do. I'd just LOVE to have a word with you… A few actually."
"Allow me to join in, Alex."
"Oh you are all too welcome to, Alice."
"Wait! Hold it! Why are you two so mad at me?" Nightmare asked while freaking out. "What did I do to make you two hate me so much?"
"You're worthless," said Alice.
"You took away Julius. Give back Julius," I said.
"Yeah, we want Julius. Ahaha~"
"Shut it, Ace!" I shouted while glaring at the knight who was now standing beside me.
"Well that's not nice," he responded then frowned.
"I can't believe you! Are you a pedophile?" Alice then asked Nightmare.
"A w-what?" asked the incubus in disbelief.
"He's definitely a rapist," I pitched in.
"I AM NOT!"
"Lord Nightmare… what have you done?" asked Gray as he placed his hand over his forehead in disbelief.
"A rapist?" Alice gasped. "Nightmare! You're proving to be worse than Peter!"
Alice then spun to look at me.
"Did he do something to you? If he did, I'll make him pay tenfold."
"Wow, you really screwed up," a surprised Ace said to Nightmare. "I didn't know you were into children."
"I AM NOT A CHILD YOU STUPID KNIGHT!" I shouted at the top of my lungs.
"Hot damn, what a good show. I'm starting to look forward to this stupid assembly," said Boris as he held a crying Pierce and watched the scene take place.
"Hey sister! Did this dummy touch you all weird like?" asked Dum as he and Dee came walking over.
"Why are you guys butting in?" I asked in an annoyed voice.
"Please. Hold on for just one moment," said an exhausted looking Gray. "Can someone just explain what is going on here?"
"This man," Alice started while pointing at Nightmare, "Is a pedophile!"
"I'm innocent!" he quickly said while placing his hand against his chest.
"You're a rapist!"
"A pervert!"
"I thought I told you not to butt in!"
"Did you touch our sister in weird places?"
"Let's kill him, brother."
"No one's killing anyone."
"I need you all the calm down."
"I'm gonna tie you up and burn you alive!"
"Alex! That is no way to talk. I'll be the one who beats some sense into him."
"The hell's going on here?"
"Woah, did you actually pass moves on Alex?"
"He did WHAT?"
"N-n-n-n-nooo! Don't drag me towards the scary twins and knight." *cries*
"Where are you guys coming from? !"
"You better explain yourself."
"I said to please calm down."
"Ellie, save me!"
"HOOOOOOOOOOLD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! ! !"
*pauses*
We all stare silently at Nightmare as he gasps for air.
"Really… WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? !"
*COUGHS UP AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF BLOOD*
*stares at the incubus who is now lying unconscious on the floor in a pool of his own blood*
"I.. uh… You know, I just don't have the will anymore," I said as we all shared one same thought.
What a pitiful person.
"Lord Nightmare! You can't. Not when the assembly is so close to starting," Gray said in dismay as he kneeled beside Nightmare.
He's still alive, right?
"Wanna poke him?" Dee asked Dum.
"Don't you dare," Alice warned the boys.
"What the hell happened?" asked a confused Elliot.
"Did he do anything to you?" Boris asked me while looking a little irritated. Pierce seemed to have vanished into thin air.
"Other than being an overgrown baby, a liar, and the giver of migraines, not really," I responded.
"Wow, I never thought I'd see the day when Nightmare would become a player. Hitting on little Alex," Ace said as he patted me on the head.
"He didn't hit on me," I said while shooting a glare at Ace. This was one of the rare times when a pat on the head didn't soothe me.
"He hit on you?" asked a now alarmed Elliot.
"He did NOT hit on me."
"The hell is he thinking? You're just a kid."
"Oh my freaking gawsh, Elliot! Will you please open up those large ears of yours?" Are these idiots deaf?
"And I'm not a kid," I added.
"But sister's so small."
*twitch*
"I hate you! I hate both of you so much," I said while pointing at the twins. "Why do you two get to deny the laws of physics and get so freaking tall? That's so unfair."
"Laws of what?" asked the now confused twins.
"Honestly, you guys… You're all acting like A BUNCH OF IDIOTS! JUST SHUT UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
We all stared at Alice with wide eyes.
Looks like she snapped.
We all quickly said our goodbyes and started to part ways.
An angry Alice is a scary Alice.
-At the end of the first meeting-
"Not fair… Why did I get kicked too? Especially since she's obviously talking to them about me," I said in dismay while staring at Alice, Gray, and the now revived Nightmare from afar.
"And that meeting was boring as hell," said Boris as he stretched then yawned. "Always is though."
"Always is? You mean you've sit through this torture fest before?" I asked the cat in disbelief.
"You have no idea. We've gone through a lot of moves after all."
"I don't know how you do it."
I sighed. Really was boring here.
"Nya, okay," Boris said while taking my hand."
"H-hey, what are you doing?" I asked while staring at him in surprise.
"We're going out. No fun staying here," he said as he beamed at me.
"No way," I argued. "You're always bullying me."
"Hey Alex, wanna go on an adventure~?" said a jolly Ace who was walking up to us.
"Boris! Take me! Now!" I shouted while panicking.
"Nya? !" meowed the confused cat.
"Hurry now if you want to live!"
I then squeezed the hand that held onto mine and we dashed away as quickly as we could.
And this concludes chapter 7. Hope you enjoyed~.
Poor Nightmare… XD
