Kanna: Hey guys!! Since it seemed like Flakyfan13 was about to slit my throat for not having Flaky in the last chapter she will defiantly be in this chapter!!

Evil Flippy: Why couldn't you really slit her throat Flakyfan13? Maybe she would have shut up if you did.

Kanna: You know some of the things you say really disturb me.

Evil Flippy: Good, you should be disturbed.

Kanna: Anyway! We are going to bring in Nutty to do the disclaimer!!

(Nutty comes in with a huge candy cane)

Nutty: Kanna doesn't own anything except for the fan characters.

Kanna: Very true Nutty, very true.

Chapter Seven: What The

Cuddles couldn't believe it, his cousin Kyra was almost killed by Flippy and she just randomly hugs him when he comes by!! Handy and Petunia were just looking at the sight shocked at what was happening and thinking the same thing 'Does she even know that Flippy is a killing machine?!?' Just then Kyra finished hugging him and looked around to see that everyone was looking at her and said "What's everyone looking at?" Cuddles went over to Kyra grabbed her hand and said "You, me, talk NOW!!" Kyra was very confused by why her cousin was acting like this but let him pull her over to another side of the street. Handy and Petunia were just looking at Flippy as he was looking back at them. Flippy started his walk to his house wondering why Kyra seemed so happy to see him even though he nearly took her life only yesterday. While Handy and Petunia watched Flippy walk away Handy whispered to Petunia "Well, that was awkward…"

When Cuddles was finished pulling Kyra over to the other side of the street and finally said "Okay, quick question. What the h**l is wrong with you!?!" Kyra stepped back a little and said "Cuddles what a colorful language!!" Cuddles replied calming down "Just answer me." Kyra said "What I don't get it; Flippy is a cool person and the only person I really talked to since I got here. What's your deal, what's everyone's deal?!?" Cuddles rudely said "Oh I don't know Kyra, maybe the fact that he tried to KILL YOU!!" Kyra sighed and said "Look Cuddles I know you are trying to look out for me, but you really need to calm down. I can take care of myself, you should know that." Cuddles sighed as well and said "Yeah you are the rebellious one in the family…"

While Cuddles was still talking, Kyra saw Giggles going to the mall and said "Hey Giggles!!" Cuddles saw this and his eyes went wide with fear as he saw Giggles coming over and Kyra grinning her usual evil grin. "Hi Kyra!! Hi Cuddles!! How are you guys doing this fine day?" Cuddles was about to say something when Kyra quickly said "Great!! Listen it looks like your going shopping and you probably need someone to carry your bags right?" Cuddles realized what Kyra was about to do and was going to say something but Giggles said "Actually yes I could use some help!! Would you like to help me?" Kyra said "Oh no it's not me…" Cuddles was about to protest when Kyra covered his mouth and said "This boy right here would LOVE to help you carry your bags." Cuddles was struggling to get Kyra's hand off of his mouth Giggles cheerfully said "Would you really like to help me Cuddles?!?" Kyra finally let go of his mouth, Cuddles bashfully said "Sure I would love to help you." Giggles got very excited and said "Yay!! Come on let's go!!" Giggles then grabbed his hand, causing him to blush when Kyra said "Have fun you two!!" Cuddles looked back at Kyra with angry expression on his face as they went into the store, Kyra just shrugged it off and said "One day, he will thank me." Then Kyra looked at her map but didn't understand it, so she folded it back up and started to walk around aimlessly.

Flaky finally got out off the hospital after the brutal mauling by Evil Flippy yesterday, she was about to leave when Nutty said "Flaky wait for me!!" Nutty (who also just got out of the hospital) was running very fast to catch up with her, but he ran a little too fast and slammed into her causing them to both fall. Flaky was a little dizzy but quick shook it off, though she sort of wished she didn't. When she did she realized Nutty was on top of her and had his arms around her as well, this made her turn an even deeper shade of red than she usually is. Nutty got up when he came back to his senses and said "Sorry!! I wanted to tell you something!!" Flaky got up and timidly said "Y-Yes Nutty." Then Nutty showed Flaky a small average lollipop and said "I got this from the doctor!!" Flaky smiled and said "Nutty that's wonderful!" Nutty eagerly said "Yes!!" Then Nutty took it and stuffed it right in his (stem and all.) Flaky laughed at his crazy nature when all of a sudden he started choking. Flaky saw this and started to panic because the very sad thing is, she didn't know the Heimlich maneuver…

Kyra was so bored!! She was just walking around had no idea where anything was because she could not read the map. She thought about going into the mall after Cuddles and Giggles went in, but decided against it knowing that he should have his 'date' alone. When she was walking by the hospital she realized she went in a big circle, so she stopped for a while and checked her map to see if she could remember where Cuddles house is. Then she heard someone scream "Help someone please!!" She had no idea who said it but she went over in the direction of the noise to see who it was. After Kyra followed the noise she saw a worried red porcupine with a lot of dandruff in her hair and a blue-faced green squirrel with candy all over him. Flaky saw Kyra, ran over to her and said "Please help me he's choking and I don't know what to do!!" Kyra saw Flaky's sad and worried face and said "Sure thing, help him up, turn him to face me, and I'll help him." Flaky shook her head and started to help him up and said "Do you know the Heimlich maneuver!!" Kyra backed up and said "Nope…" and she started to stretch and get ready "…but I know a very painful way to get crap out of people's throats" Kyra ran as fast as she got her foot ready to hit his stomach…

Kanna: Well that does sound like a painful way to help someone choking.

Nutty: I can feel it already…ow.

Evil Flippy: I should try that on people.

Kanna: No you shouldn't by the way Nutty I love how shinny your fur is, how did you get it like that?

Nutty: L'Oreal, because I'm worth it.

Evil Flippy: I'm surrounded by idiots. Please review.

Kanna: Yes because we're worth it. Now here is Russell with the moral.

Russell: Chew your d**n food. Or just choke to death.

Kanna: Wow that's sounds like something Evil Flippy would say.

Evil Flippy: That's because I wrote it dumb a**.

Kanna: Well.