Chapter 7: Mystery Part 8
Annie had blown a hole in Jean's face for shoving that king sized Snickers(R) in her mouth. SHE HATED SNICKERS(R)! Fortunately the crowd was so loud that nobody noticed. That Barnum B Bastic's Attack on Alcohol was strong and giving her hallucinations. She tried to recompose herself. Commander Ringleader Shadis was leading his Titans to eat Captain Levi. Commander Shadis howled with laughter. "Levi...you are such a COOL KID! I've always hated you...at the academy...ALL YOU EVER DID WAS ACT COOL WHILE I WAS A CHRISTIAN! I couldn't smoke the ro-" Commander Shadis went into a monologue. The cage had been opened by a miracle. Levi was still hanging on to the bar cage with his rat face. Commander Ervin stopped playing his violin and put a hand on Levi's shoulder. "Son, you know the cage is open, right?" He asked. "I'm aware." Levi sighed. "Then why not go?" Ervin resumed. "Is there a point? Shadis hates me. My mom is cancer. My team is full of posers...and my quest to find...daddy..." Levi paused for a moment to remini- BAM. "UGH!" Levi was hit square in the face by EREEEENNN. "Levi." Eren's voice was shaking from anger. "?" Levi questioned why he had been slapped. "YOU...PROMISSHHED TO PROTEECT MEEY HOMEELANDDD." Eren jibbered between clenched teeth, clenched hands, and clenched ass from what Mikasa had been trying to do to him earlier. "Get out of he-" Levi stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes widened in fear as he stared at someone behind Eren. Behind Commander Shadis. Behind the titans. Behind the crowd...at the very entrance...Levi saw IT. He shuddered and got goosebumps on his goosebumps. He peed himself. This was the end. He knew it. Eren turned around too. He also shit his pants like a toddler. The crowd all gasped and turned, including Annie. They also paused. Annie was confused, was she the only one who didn't know who the fuck was standing there? The being was tall, slender...and mysterious. It started walking toward Levi. Levi fell on his ass and started backing up slowly into the wall. Eren was too terrified to move. The being possessed such an aura..."this...THIS ISN'T LIKE ANY TITAN I'VE SEEN BEFORE." Eren SCREAMED out loud. "This...isn't...a..." Levi cried tears streaming down his face. "TITANS EAT IT!" Commander Shadis commanded. "NO DON'T!" Levi tried, but it was too late. The being had subdued the titans in one fowl swoop of its limb. "Not...not again..." Levi curled up into a ball remembering the horrors this being had committed...against his father!" The being got up to Levi. Levi looked though tear stained eyes up at his father's murderer... "H.G. Hedgewig." Levi mustered out spitting up blood. H.G. Hedgewig's tall trenchcoat blew in the wind. H.G. Hedgewig's bird head came out of the trench coat collar and stared at Levi. And at the moment, Levi remembered. His father hadn't gone to buy beer and never return...H.G. Hedgewig HAD EATEN HIS FATHER! His father was a normal human, except he had A RAT HEAD. Levi had gone for a stroll with his mother and father and they had gone to feed the birds. Unfortunately, H.G. Hedgewig was one of those birds. H.G. Hedgewig saw Levi's dad and DEVOURED HIM ON SITE. Levi remembered it so vividly...until H.G. Hedgewig FLASHBANGED Levi and escaped out the circus. "Levi!" Annie came down to him. "Annie. I'm glad." Levi smiled. "You're glad what?" Annie asked. "I'm glad I'm not history major." Levi smiled, then left the circus. Annie stood there awkwardly. "What about my hangover? And my wallet? And Sasha? And Sonny and Bean..?" She asked Ervin. Commander Shadis took Commander Ervin in handcuffs. "Don't think this is over you tall sack of shit." Then potato girl Sasha blasted in and warbled Ded Titans Melody as Ervin was executed for Season 1.1 end credits.
