Enjoy this next chapter!
Last Time on Chapter 6. . .
May 1
5:40 A.M
It was the first month of May! Flowers were blooming, birds were singing! What could possibly go wrong?
Makato wakes up when she heard some noises in her room. She turned on her lamp and she saw a creepy stalking face which was Ganondorf.
"Let's go."
"Ganondorf-?"
Suddenly, Makato was punched really hard right in the stomach and everything in her sight started to go black.
Ok End of Flashback. Let's start.
Chapter 7: The Day of May
5:41 A.M
With 99.9% of bravery and .1% of shame, Ganondorf grabbed the girl's body in her night gown and carried her on his shoulder.
"Stupid room there is a tiny window. I can't escape here. I need to put her body in a big brown bag. Good thing I did it early in the morning." Ganondorf saw a random big brown bag that he wanted. He stuffed her body in the brown bag and carries her on his shoulder again.
"Perfect, now I can disappear with no trace, like a thief in the night. No one will ever find out. I'm so hot I can kiss myself." No you're not!
"HEY! WHO SAID THAT! That's right. Gotta keep my voice down or the Smashers will find out." Ganondorf looked left and right before leaving the room.
"Now it's my chance-"
"Hey Ganondorf!"
Ganondorf jumped a little bit. He looked to his left and he saw Popo and Nana eating a snow cone with lots of flavors. You can't even taste the ice.
"Ganondorf? Are you giving presents to the good little children? I wanna present!" Popo said with excitement.
"Me too! I want a present!" Nana cheered.
"It's not presents its garbage that I'm throwing away!"
"From Makato's room? Are you the Garbage man?" Popo and Nana were really curious.
"Y-yea."
"The garbage is odd looking."
"Yea, aren't garbage supposed to smell like rotton eggs and rotten broccoli? It smells like not garbage."
"I'm throwing away from paper and other recycling stuff."
"No presents? You sure?" Popo and Nana
questioned.
Persistent bastards. "Of course there is no presents! Do you want me to get angry?!"
"Hehehe!"
"Can't let them find out." He muttered to himself had an idea. He grabbed 2 pieces of candy-like things out of his pocket.
"Here Popo and Nana! I have some candy!"
"YAY! CANDY!" The Ice Climbers dropped their snow cone and carelessly grabbed the candy off of Ganondorf's hand and chewed it. Before they knew it, they were sleeping as they collapsed to the ground.
"That's right I hoped you dummies enjoyed that sleeping chewy pill. Grape flavor by the way. Anyways." Ganondorf kept on walking and he knocked on Bowser's door.
"Wake up or I won't share the gold."
Bowser came out of his room with a yawn and a scratched on the butt. "I'm ready."
"Hmph. Let's go." The two freaks of nature sneaked out of the Smash Mansion without brushing their teeth, without showering, and most importantly without eating breakfast.
"How long are we going to walk?" Bowser got curious.
"In a total of 200 miles to the Maple Forest. If we walk it's going to take forever?"
"WHAT?! We need a mini cart or something."
"I never thought about that. Let's borrow Wario's stunt bikes. He has like 80,023 bikes so he won't notice."
In the Bag
Makato's POV
I gained my consciousness as I opened my eyes after from the accident when Ganondorf punched me in the stomach. Why would he do that? Is that how he wakes people up from their morning sleep? I tried to wake up quickly as possible when stuff like this happens. That is, if I could wake up. Where am I? Why do I feel weird like in a stiff environment it's so dark in here. I heard some noises and it sounded like two Smashers were communicating. Ganondorf's voice I recognized first. I felt felt a cold breeze which made me shiver. I think I'm outside. I started to move my body and I made noises as well.
Normal POV
Ganondorf felt the bag moving. "Crap! She's awake! I thought I knocked her out real good! She's screaming really loud! Like that goat from the commercial."
"We gotta hurry and start the bike!" Bowser worried.
"I know! Stop moving!"
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO OR YOU'LL BE SORRY!"
"Man! This chick never gives up!"
The two bun girl tried to rip the bag with her bare hands as little tears started to appear.
"Get your own bike Bowser so we can go!" Ganondorf yelled.
"Ok! I'm ready"
Before they could both start the bike, Makato ripped the bag and rolled to the ground off of Ganondorf's shoulder.
"I'm free. *Huff* *huff*." As sweat rolled from her head to her neck, then to her pink polka dotted nightgown."Why are you doing this? Kidnapping me for no reason."
Ganondorf smirked. "I do have reasons and you don't need to know. Now be a good little girl and get back into the bike, or I'll have to take you back by force." Ganondorf got off the bike and Bowser hopped off the bike with blood shot eyes. Still a little tire.
Makato just stared. She had a strange feeling that it has to do something with money. The three of them were still near the mansion, just at the side of the house.
Makato suddenly started to run back to the mansion when she realized they were slow runners. "Crap! She's getting away! Bowser! Do something! Test out your fire chains."
"UGH. FINE!"
Makato rushed back into the mansion and her first thought was going to Master Hand's and Crazy Hand's office to report Ganondorf and Bowser from kidnapping. "Oh no! The office isn't open till 6:00 A.M. Then I'll have to tell someone about this."
Makato started to run up the stairs. Before she can go to the floor, she felt something really hot around her waist that dragged her body, pulling her back outside. She screamed in pain as she struggled to get out from its fire. Bowser stopped putting fire on the chains so she won't get burned to death. Ganondorf got a hose a sprayed her with cold water.
"Heh. This is too easy. Pull her so we leave." Ganondorf commanded. Bowser got a angry look on his face as he pulled the chain to Makato's body. Obviously he was doing the dirty work.
Bowser put Makato's body on Ganondorf's shoulder and he hopped onto the Wario Bike. Ganondorf went on the other bike and insert a modern invention called a JPS. With the directions to the Maple Forest, Ganondorf drove off along with Bowser. Not to mention their bikes were low on gas. Makato's eyes fluttered a little bit, seeing the Smash Mansion getting smaller and smaller.
6:23 A.M
Ike woke up with a drowsy look in his face. He rolled off his bed carelessly. His night gown was just a dark blue T-Shirt that says "I Fight For My Friends". And regular black sweat pants.
"Hmm. Spring is here. That means on May 4th we go to the Spring Festival. Man! I can't wait." Miru woke up from Ike's voice. "Good morning Ike."
"Morning Bird Boy."
"Don't call me that again." Miru scowled.
"Just joking. I'm going to take a shower and brush my teeth and all of that stuff. We have a bath house in this mansion so I'll wait for you when you're ready to shower there."
"Cool. A bath house in a mansion. Usually in my village we walk to a bath house."
Ike busted out laughing. "YOU GUYS WALK TO A BATH HOUSE?! Hahahaha! Man! That's for cheap shitty people who can't get a bathroom!"
"Dude! It's not like we're are rich to have a bath house in a home. Not to mention Makato goes to bath houses occasionally for fun."
"I take that back saying cheap shitty people."
"Thought so."
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah I'm ready."
Both Ike and Miru grabbed their clothes and toothbrush and toothpaste and head to the bath house in the pajamas. Marth came out of his room with the exact same thing at the same time. "Hey Marth!" Ike greeted.
"And good morning to you too. Morning Miru." Marth was wearing a indigo sleeved sparkling nightgown, 2 piece.
"Morning."
Link, Pit, Mario, Luigi, and Snake came to join them in the hallway. "Now we need is…"
"Roy." Everyone said at the same time.
Ike came into Roy's room. He was wearing a baby like dark red nightgown when your feet is covered. All of the Smashers got used to it since it looked goofy on him. Roy was squeezing his big fluffy pillow between his legs as he kisses it. "I love…you…ice cream. I'm going to eat you…"
Ike started to laugh. "WAKE UP ICE CREAM LOVER!"
Roy popped out of bed and fell to the ground. "Hey Ike! Do you mind?!" Roy was embarrassed.
"Stupid! We got a bath house to go! Hurry up or we'll go without you."
"Just go without me."
Ike sighed. "Ok. Whatever."
The gang left Roy in his room as thy head for the bath house.
"Now this is my chance! Those losers. Heh."
Roy walked over to Makato's room and knocked on the door.
"Morning Makato. If you are not busy. Want to go on a date?" I finally said it!
No response…
"Hello? It's Roy. You awake? Hello? Sigh. Maybes she's still sleeping. Or maybe in the bath house with Peach, Zelda, and Samus. I guess I'll come back later." Roy left with no answer as he heads to the bath house.
Peach, Zelda, and Samus went by Makato's room as they knocked on the door. They were all wearing dress like nightgowns. Peach's was pink, Zelda's was purple, and Samus' was blue.
"Good morning Makato. Would you like to go the the bath house with us?" Peach and the girls were the dress like nightgowns. With fluffy slippers.
No answer…
"Hello?" Zelda said with a raised eyebrow. "You there? We're coming in." Zelda opened the door and she wasn't there. The bed was ruined.
"She's not there?" Samus questioned Zelda.
"Maybe she already went to the bath house." The 3 girls left the room and they noticed sleeping Ice Climbers.
"What the? Wake up Popo and Nana. Why are you guys sleeping in the hallway?"
Nana and Popo wakes up from the sound of Zelda's voice. "Is it morning already? Wait is it!" Popo exclaimed.
"What kind of question is that Popo?" Nana looked at Popo. "Oh yeah! Remember Popo! Ganondorf gave us some candy and we got sleepy."
"Yea I remember!" Popo nodded.
"What about Ganondorf?" Zelda wondered. "Do you guys know something?"
"Yes we do! Spill the beans Nana! I'm going to the bath house with Toon Link, Yoshi, Kirby, Lucas, Ness, Olimar, another kid like people."
"Wait I want to go to the bath house too!" Nana jumped up and down.
"Not yet Nana, tell us what Ganondorf was doing first." Zelda was really curious.
"Urgh. Fine. (Old lady.) I saw Ganondorf in Makato's room coming out with an unusual tall brown bag on his shoulder that wasn't trash. He said it was recycling. But I didn't believe it. Can I go now?"
"Uh…yes you can go." Zelda was shocked. Nana ran to the bath house.
"That bastard!" Zelda's temper was really high. "I should have done something."
"What's wrong Zelda? Are you ok?" Peach said worried.
"I think…Makato was…kidnapped!" Zelda finally said those trembling words that can out of her mouth. Samus and Peach were in shocked.
"I could be wrong…maybe we should check the whole mansion first just to be safe."
"Maybe we should check if Ganondorf is here or not." Samus suggested.
"After we bathe and eat, and after we looked all over the Smash Mansion, we have to tell Master Hand and possibly Crazy Hand about your theory." Peach added.
"Good idea."
After That…
Today's breakfast were cinnamon buns w/ frosting and a side of orange juice. It was a regular day for most of the Smashers.
Miru started to fiddle with his cinnamon bun. He glanced at the empty chair next to Peach. Kirby was stuffing his face with oozy, warm cinnamon buns. Zelda looked at the empty where Ganondorf used to sit. Mario looked at the empty chair where Bowser used to sit.
"Umm…" Miru broke the silence. "Has anyone seen Makato?"
"I was going to ask the same thing. Something feels wrong." Fox said staring at his frosted bun.
"Ganondorf is gone too." Link added.
"And Bowser…" Wario said in anger. "We were supposed to gamble!"
"She kidnapped." Zelda spoke with courage.
"WHAT!?" Ike, Marth, Link, Roy, Miru, Snake, Pit, Mario, Luigi, Ness, Lucas, Wario, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, Meta Knight, Red, Yoshi, Captain Falcon, Falco, King Dedede, and Wolf stood up from their chairs.
"Hmph. That's crazy! Even I wouldn't do that." Wario said.
"I agree." King Dedede nodded.
"Wait? How do you know Zelda?" Ike sat back at his chair.
"She wasn't in her room, the room smelled like Ganondorf made a shit, and also I had some proof from Nana. She said he was carrying an unusual brown bag that looked like nothing like trash nor smelled."
"DAMN IT!" Miru slammed his hand on the table. "I should've known better! What kind of friend am I?" Miru had a little tears in his eyes.
"Calm down Miru it's not your fault." Marth comforted Miru as he put his hand on his shoulder.
"Yea it's not your fault." Roy added.
"I remember you told us about a Golden Flower when it blooms. On May? And her ex-boyfriend?"
"Oh yeah Makato told me that too. Something like that for money?" Ike remembered.
"Yea, on your perverted day Ike. Good for you." Marth glanced at Ike.
"That's right! Maybe Ganondorf knew about this the whole and he wanted money!" Miru said.
"I think it has to do something with Mikoru." Roy added.
"So Ganondorf wants money? Where could we find him?" Ness asked.
"The Maple Forest. Zelda and I did some research on her. It's pretty far." Link answered Ness question.
"We can use Wario's stunt bikes? Right Wario?" Ike glared at Wario.
"Ergh! Fine they have low gas so put gasoline in it! And also don't scratch it or else you'll be paying me $90,000,000!"
"First things first!" Zelda commanded. "Peach will report this to Master Hand and Crazy Hand. Second, Kirby, Yoshi, Ness, Jigglypuff, Toon Link, and Lucas will look all over the mansion in case she's in the mansion, Lucario and Red with your Pokemon, look for Bowser, and everybody else those who want to go the Maple Forest say I."
Miru: I
Ike: I
Marth: I
Link: I
Pit: I
Snake: I
Meta Knight: I
King Dedede: I
Mario: I
Luigi: I
Pikachu: I
Roy: I
Donkey Kong: I
Diddy Kong: I
Captain Falcon: I
Fox: I
Falco: I
Wolf: I
Wario: I
Sonic: I
Zelda looked at the people who said I. "It's like we're having a fundraiser or something. Anyways, we can't waste time. Bring your weapons if you have one. Pack food. Use the bathroom so we can go."
Later Ganondorf, Bowser, and Makato were at gas station so Bowser and Ganondorf can fill their gas tanks for the bikes. They had to pay inside, but they ditched it. After that, they went to a quick stop at McDonalds. Bowser still had the fire chain on Makato's waist. If she tried to escape or resist, she will just get burned. 7:13 A.M 182 Miles to go.
"Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you?" The young male cashier smiled. Some of the customers stared at Ganondorf and Bowser and they felt bad for the girl who looked like a slave.
"Those who stare shall be their last happy meal." Ganondorf said with a twitching eyebrow and a evil aura.
The customers were sweating like crazy and continued to eat.
"I'll go first." Bowser said with a watery mouth. "Give me 10 Big Macs and 10 cookies.
Ganondorf looked at the menu. "Give me 15 large sodas, 10 McChickens, 10 smoothies, and 10 Large fries." Ganondorf glanced at Makato who was looking hungry and angry.
"Is that all sir?"
"Makato what do you want?"
"…" Not responding, Makato stared at the ground.
"Yea."
"Your total is $85." A/N: Honestly I don't the price to some of these burgers and smoothie.
Ganondorf look at the cashier with a glare. He has $10 and steroids in his pocket.
"Sir? Is something the matter?" The cashier looked at Ganondorf with confusion.
Ganondorf whispered to the cashier. "All I have is $10. I'll pay you all that I have and you can rape Makato. Okay?" Ganondorf felt sudden pain as he fell to the ground. That's when Makato kicked him in the balls.
"I heard that. Hmph." Makato walked up to cashier and paid him the rest.
After that they sat at a table and Ganondorf and Bowser began stuffing their faces with juicy burgers and sodas. Makato just took a bite on the cookie and a sip on the smoothie. Most of the customers looked at the odd table with a giant Koopa, mutant pig like thing, and a slave-like girl.
"Should we call 911? That poor girl." The old lady whispered to her husband.
Makato did handsigns to the old lady saying that she should call 911 quickly as possible and to tell everyone that she'd been kidnapped.
Ganondorf notice what Makato was doing and he dare to ask.
"What are you doing?" Ganondorf raised an eyebrow.
"…"
"Not saying anything? Bowser! Use your fire chain."
Bowser nodded and he shot out fire out of his mouth. Makato grabbed two sodas. She threw one at Bowser's mouth to keep fire from coming and she threw the other one at the chain so she won't get burn.
"DAMN IT! She got rid of my fire with Pepsi!" Bowser growled.
Ganondorf looked around and saw most of the customers calling 911. "Crap! Let's get outta here!" Ganondorf grabbed the girl and made a run for it following by Bowser. "LET GO OF ME!" Makato started to kick Ganondorf with her bare feet and punched his back but it was useless. Again they drove off but with full gas tanks.
Outside the Smash Mansion
Most of the Smashers that said "I" were near Wario's stunt bikes. Wario counted every single bike but two were missing.
"WHAT THE HECK! I HAVE 80,021! 2 ARE MISSING!"
"Figures…so Bowser must have gone with Ganondorf." Zelda nodded her head.
"Speaking of bikes and all." Sonic scratched his head. "Can't I just run to the Maple Forest?"
"Oh Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic Sonic. This isn't Sonic X anymore where you can magically appear out of nowhere to save a creepy gay kid named Chris. It's SSBB. You don't have the slightest clue where it is by the way. And also even if you did find it, you will just spoil this chapter for the rest of us. So in other words…NO."
"I guess you have a point." Sonic shrugged.
"Let's just take my awesome race car." Captain Falcon pointed out.
"Hahaha…very funny. Go back to school and learn how to count. Look around and do you think 21 people can fit? On second thought, some people can ride on Captain Falcon's car thing. How much space do you have?"
"1."
Facepalmed.
"Thanks for wasting my time asshole. Since Fox, Falco, and Wolf have a ship that's meant for another passenger, 3 Smashers can go. Miru can go, Sonic, and Diddy Kong. Wait not Diddy Kong since you experienced biking, and Pikachu can go on the ship. Everyone else can grab a gasoline tank to fill this bike up so we can go. If you have no Motorcycle experience, I suggest you go on top of the Star Fox people's ship or leave with shame. On second thought! I almost forgot! We should just ride of Meta Knight's big ship!"
Everyone anime fell. "You've been bitching for nothing Zelda. Thanks for wasting our time!" Ike yelled.
"Hey! I'm the one who thought about it! Good thing Meta Knight knows how to control it."
Meta Knight brought his big ship from the gigantic garage and everyone walked in it.
"So. . .how long is it going to take from here to the Maple Forest?" Sonic wondered.
Meta Knight insert a JPS and search by flying vehicle. "Since this thing can be slow with its auto speed, probably 30 or 40 minutes."
"Eh, that's not bad. Better than walking." Link pointed out. Everyone laughed.
