Warning: Some funny yet a bit innapropriate stuff. Be aware :P not much coarse language though


Yuki blinked open her eyes to see a blank, white ceiling. She looked down to see white sheets, white mattress, white clothes, white bandages...white bandages? Yuki threw the blankets aside and stared down at herself, stripping the top part of the scrubs off to see her whole chest bandaged and her breasts tightly wrapped to her slim body. No wonder why my boobs hurt so much... and they're big too... Yuki thought, slowly pushing herself up, wincing in pain as she did so.

She looked around herself, and her eyes softened, realizing she was at the Konoha Hospital, the last place she ever visited since she left, and the place where Shin died. Her nonchalant, content mood was immediately lowered below zero when she saw the pink haired brat beside her. Sakura stared back at her with the same disgust.

"Put your shirt back on!"She screamed.

"Eh?" Yuki looked down at herself, realizing now that the only thing that covered the top part of her body were bandages wrapped over her chest. She smirked, "Why? You jealous of these?" Yuki pointed down at her breasts.

Sakura's face immediately grew pale, "Hell no! Why would I be jealous of your boobs?"

"Cause you're chest is so flat it looks like those small bumps don't even fit into an A cup," Yuki rolled her eyes.

"SHUT UP!" Sakura screamed, pissed, and embarrassed about her small boobs.

"Anyways, how long was I out of it?"

"A week."

"Wow... I slept a lot," Yuki muttered, slumping a slight bit, then she straighted up at the speed of a bullet when pain erupted from her wound. Just then, the fifth Hokage and her assistant entered the room.

Yuki blinked rapidly, then she smiled, "Tsunade-chi!"

"It's the first time I'm meeting you..." Tsunade stared at the wounded girl with a weird look.

"Oh... I don't really care~!" Yuki spread her arms out wide, laughing, then she bent over and started coughing when her chest started to hurt again.

"Did the nurses give her any alcohol?" The hokage asked her assistant, Shizune.

"No, I think it is the cause of shock," she whispered back.

"Ah... Anyways, this is a serious matter, Snow girl!"Tsunade exclaimed, crossing her arms.

"Better than snow whore..." Yuki muttered quietly, glaring at Sakura from the corner of her eye.

"Sasuke... tell me about him!" Tsunade demanded bluntly.

"Him? Okay... I'll tell you everything... since he's not here to kill me if I say this..." Yuki smiled brightly.

The air suddenly grew tense, but Tsunade was the only one who was giving Yuki a blank look, having a bad feeling about her smile.

"He's an irresponsible, bossy, emo jerk who is also a sadist and likes stabbing people with his chidori and has an older brother complex. In other words, he has no good qualities other than his face," Yuki's expression was so bright and happy that it was like a sun in the middle of the fog of disbelief. She let out a content sigh, "I wanted to say that for so long!"

Tsunade yelled, "WE KNOW THAT ALREADY!"

"Tsunade-sama!" Sakura and Shizune cried out.

"Really? Thank goodness!" Yuki giggled, then rolled around on the bed, her happy mood extreme, "It feels good to be free!"

The three other shinobi just stared at the personality-changed girl. All of the positive images of a cool, strong, confident, cold as ice shinobi girl were shattered.

"But..." Yuki muttered, and stopped rolling, "Aren't you being selfish? The ones who want to bring Sasuke to Konoha. It's just the same thing as bringing a wild dog to your home then ending up throwing it away. Do you seriously think everything will be fine after he returns to the Hidden Leaf? To him, there's nothing worse than losing family. Isn't Konoha the ones who started it in the first place?" She glared at the hokage and Sakura, her voice hostile and dark.

"But that doesn't mean that he can't come back!" Naruto suddenly burst in, "We're friends so we have to stick up for each other!"

Yuki was slipping her scrub shirt back on when Naruto came in. She gazed at him with a dull look, "Who came up with that bullshit?"

Sai trailed in after Naruto, adding on to what he said, "Being friends... that bond.. is important."

The happy, warm air suddenly became cold and gloomy as soon as Sai stepped into the room. Yuki's face changed from a bright, shining sun to a stony, dark moon. She looked over at Tsunade and asked, "So, what's going to happen to me now? Am I staying?"

"Team 7 will be accompanying you throughout the day. It is their responsibility because they're the ones who came here."

The air became even colder as she said those words. As Yuki's face darkened, her expression grew scary and hostile. She sighed, then climbed out of the hospital bed.

"Fine," she muttered, and started to strip, taking her top off first.

"WE'RE STILL HERE YOU KNOW!" Naruto screamed, his face a bright red.

Yuki gazed at Naruto's red face for a second then her view turned to Sai's who's face was a deeper red. She blinked rapidly, then sighed, blushing a slight bit herself, "Fine. I'll go find a washroom and change there... Where are my clothes?"

Shizune handed her some. Yuki stared at her for a long while, then left the room, "Meet me outside."


Yuki stepped out of the hospital wearing a loose white blouse and jeans. She stared at Naruto and Sai for a long moment, then sighed, letting her hair that was tied up loose from the elastic she tied it in. Yuki started to walk confidently to the training grounds in a forest nearby.

Naruto hurriedly sped up to her, while Sai lagged a bit behind, "Where are you going?"

"I-" she started to say, but was interrupted by three shinobi approaching them.

"Hi, Naruto! Who's that girl?" Ino called out. She was with her teammates Chouji and Shikamaru.

"Oh, she's-"

"I'm Sasuke's ex-girlfriend," Yuki smirked. Just by looking at Ino, she could tell that she was one of Sasuke's followers.

"What?" Ino snapped, suddenly growing pissed.

"Well, I'm Shikamaru, this is Ino, and that guy eating chips is Chouji. You are Yuki, the Snow Woman, right?" Shikamaru stepped in before Ino could explode with anger.

"Hmm... you're a chounin... what you mean that fat-" Yuki's words were cut off by Naruto who covered her mouth with his hand.

"That word is taboo! Don't ever say that to Chouji, or-"Naruto whispered.

"What did you call me?" Chouji growled.

Yuki pulled Naruto's hand away and said, "That's right. Fatty."

That made him snap. Chouji grew into a massive ball and he rolled with incredible speed towards Yuki. She tilted her head, her expression unconcerned. Shikamaru clapped his hands together in order to stop him with his shadow jutsu, but Yuki just stopped the rapidly spinning ball with one finger.

"That's not such a smart choice, Chouji. If you continue, I can just make you into a block of ice and throw you into the ocean. That would be fun, right?" Yuki grinned.

Immediately, Chouji shrunk back then started to hurriedly eat his chips again. Naruto and Shikamaru just blinke rapidly in surprise, but Ino was elsewhere.

"Hey Sai! Are you free? Wanna go on a date with me?" Ino grabbed Sai's arm and cuddled against him.

Naruto, Shikamaru, and Chouji heard a loud crack coming from Yuki, but Ino and Sai seemed oblivious to it.

"...Date?" Sai gave her a blank look.

"Yeah, I'm free today-" Ino stopped then yelled in pain when Yuki had grabbed onto her long ponytail and pulled her away from him.

"You...!"Yuki growled.

"Stop it, Yuki," Sai commanded, his facial expression suddenly growing serious.

"What?"

"Don't hurt my friends," He stated, tugging Ino's arm and pulling her away from Yuki.

"Your friends...? Then if friends are that important, aren't we still friends? Besides, you're the one who made me leave-"

"You should go visit Shin's grave," he interrupted her.

"Why does that come up all the sudden? Why are you suddenly talking about Shin?"

"Don't you love him?"

Yuki stared at him with disbelief, unable to answer. Sai let go of Ino and left, "Naruto, please accompany Yuki without me."

Tears started to well up in Yuki's eyes as she gaze at Sai's retreating figure, "You idiot... that's what you've been thinking all this time?"

Ino, Naruto, Chouji and Shikamaru couldn't do anything but stand and watch her break down into tears.


Also, please review! TT^TT i miss your reviews...