Whoa, it's been forever since I lat updated this story. Oh well, I'm back now. I just wanted to tell you how absolutely amazing you peeps are because I asked for 75 reviews and I got 84. Seriously, yall are cool. Now this chapter is a little different because I put an actual plot into it, as well as the usual stuff. But this time...
they discover two slash fanfictions, Jason wants to vomit, we have a couple of party poopers on our hands, and Annabeth has a plan. :)
Jason ran into the room, holding the laptop and looking disturbed. "Oh, gods, I'm gonna throw up." Nobody paid him much attention except for Piper, who stood up and put a hand on his forehead (much to his annoyance).
"Okay, what's wrong?" She asked. "Headache? Sore-"
"Nothing like that. It's-" Jason shuddered. "Valdangelo."
"Valde- what?" Leo asked.
"Valdangelo?" Percy asked. "Sounds like Valdez... And di Angelo." Jason's face paled.
"That's exactly what it is." He muttered.
"Well, let's read it!" Leo exclaimed, taking the laptop from his apparently horrified friend. "Can't be too bad, can it? Pipes, your turn to read." Piper leaned over and began to read.
"When Leo started at Nico, he started thinking about how drop dead attractive he was- no pun intended. Nico turned towards him with a sassy flip of his dark hair and Leo was blown away by the hotness."
"Please, I'm only blown away by my own hotness." Leo commented.
"Before he could think about what he was doing, Leo started kissing Nico passionately." Piper cringed as she read.
"I don't need to listen to this." Frank said.
"Umm... This isn't... Gods..." Hazel started fanning herself.
"Nico kissed back and Leo was so excited that he set himself on fire. Nico then suggested-"
"Excuse me, I have to go and vomit." Jason announced, walking out of the room. Percy groaned.
"He is such a party pooper." The son of Poseidon complained. "I mean, all this time, he's all 'ew, what is this ship? I hate bricks! Aaaaahhh!'"
"Nice impersonation." Piper said sarcastically. "But it's time to move on. I read ahead a few lines... Yeah, it's not exactly appropriate for any of us."
"Gross." Annabeth made a face and peered at the laptop over Piper's shoulder. "Oh my gods, ewwww!"
"What is it?" Frank asked, sounding kind of distressed. Piper took a look.
"THAT'S DISGUSTING!" She shouted. Percy also took a look.
"Someone get Jason back in here, this will be hilarious." He said, earning two scary glares from Piper and Annabeth.
"The next ship is..." Leo and Percy both acted like they were those ladies showing off the new cars in game shows. "JasTavian!" Jason's eyes widened in horror.
"Oh, gods, no." He said. "Annabeth, please tell me this isn't a real thing."
"Nope. It's real." She answered in disgust. "Maybe we can bond over how horrible these ships are."
"Okay," Jason replied. "Does that mean we can leave?"
"Of course!" Annabeth said, like it was obvious. She grabbed onto Jason's arm and dragged him out of the room.
"So they're both party poopers," Percy noted. "Leo, wanna do the honors on the fanfiction?" The son of Hephaestus nodded.
"Octavian stared at the hot new praetor, Jason Grace. 'I'd murder the fluffiest stuffed animal for you,' he muttered. 'You would?' Jason asked. 'Yes!' Octavian said. 'Oh my pancakes, that is SOOOOO sweet!' Jason said. Octavian smiled and kissed him." Leo laughed. "Has anyone ever heard Jason say 'oh my pancakes'? Also take note that the 'so' has five O's and is all in caps."
"Plot twist: Octavian wrote that." Piper said. She high fived Percy.
"I approve of your theory." He said. Meanwhile, Hazel was fanning herself and Frank was covering his ears.
"This has gone too far," Annabeth ranted, pacing the cabin. She muttered something in Ancient Greek. Jason wasn't sure, but he was about ninety percent positive that it was a Greek swear word.
"I agree," he replied. "This needs to stop. Thank the gods you saved me from having to read the fanfiction on JasTavian. That would've been-"
"Horrific," Annabeth agreed. "Honestly, I kind of thought you were going to throw up when you heard the name. That whole idea is just disgusting."
"We need to go rescue Hazel and Frank." Jason decided.
"I'll do it." Annabeth jumped up and raced out the door before he said anything. She returned a few seconds later with the innocent couple.
"It was horrible," Hazel said. "In the fanfiction, Octavian kissed Jason-"
"Let's not talk about that." Jason interrupted.
"This has gone too far." Frank said.
"I was saying the same thing!" Annabeth exclaimed. "We have to do something about it."
"All in favor of shutting off the wifi say aye," Jason announced. Instead of approval, he got horrified glares from Annabeth and Frank.
"But we need our Netflix!" Frank complained.
"Yeah, we are getting so close to finishing season one of Doctor Who." Annabeth agreed. "Plus, if you did shut off the wifi, Coach Hedge would probably kill you."
"Netflix? Doctor What?" Hazel wondered aloud. Frank turned to her.
"No, Hazel, it's Doctor Who," he corrected.
"Who's the doctor, then?" She asked.
"Never mind!" Jason interrupted. "Annabeth, you had a fair point there. But we have to do something."
"Don't worry." Annabeth's eyes glinted. "I think I have an idea."
"Uh oh..." The other three demigods muttered to each other. Then they watched as Annabeth went into an evil laugh, not knowing whether to be excited or scared.
i hope that kind of lived up to your expectations. Now for this chapter, I have two questions for you all:
1) what's your favorite TV show or Movie?
and
2) what kind of stories would you like to see from me? (I specialize in Sickfics, sibling things, fluff, and humor, but I can do whatever.)
for number one, my answer would have to be Napoleon Dynamite (funniest movie ever!). I have no idea what my favorite TV show is...
for number two, I've been wanting to do Jasper. I don't have any ideas though, so that's no fun... You guys should help me on that. :)
have a good day/night!
