I've been the best since childhood,

No one has ever bet any of my sport's teams,

All because of me, and only me,

not a single person beet me,

My life was like a consent baseball game,

With me being the pitcher,

telling everyone else on the team what to do,

Even if they say I'm dumb,

they couldn't last a day out on the football field,

I could last a whole life time,

So I ask just one question,

Why was I eliminated 2nd this time,

Why didn't I get to get revenge on that nerd who won last year,

Why does Pap's hate me now?

Sup, names Jack. Fail told me if I was over at her house to bother her, I could update my own chapter for this. Sure, I wanted to do Duncan but no, I was forced to do this character. So Yha, I don't own total drama.