Chapter 7: Party of Peril
Disclaimer: I don't own Milo Murphy's law. It belongs to Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Keep up the good work. I only own Jordan.
(Cue: Milo Murphy's Law theme song) [changed up to add Jordan and Danielle to it]
Look at that sun look at that sky
(The sun glistens as Milo and Jordan is walking along)
Look at his sweater vest he looks so fly
(Camera zoomed into milo's sweater vest)
Look at that mailbox look at that tree, it's about as beautiful as it can be
(The tree falls on the mailbox and a beaver walks away from it.)
Whoa, whoa Today is gonna be exceptional
(Milo and Jordan stops and a wrecking ball ball rolls in front of them then they step forward as a street light falls behind them then they continue walking)
Never boring even for a minute
(A safe and a toilet fall from the sky barely missing them)
It's his world and we're all livin' in it
(More destruction occurs behind them)
{Whoa, Whoa [and we're all livin' in it]}
(More destruction occurs behind them and we see Dakota, Cavendish and Danielle chashing a flaming pistachio cart)
Never boring even for a minute
(Milo and Jordan stop when they reach Melissa and Zack and the Milo Murphy's Law title drops in front of them)
It's his world and we're all livin' in it
(The O in Milo falls off as Milo and Jordan climb the title and Milo pulls out a sign with an O painted on it and holds it where the O used to be. D.O.G (or Diogee as they say it's spelled) runs up to them as the music ends.)
An icecream truck is driving from the factory.
"Yeah it's a truckload of icecream what's the worse that can happen?" someone asked on a phone.
A cake truck is driving from the factory.
"Yeah cakes all loaded up. We'll be 's the worse that can happen?" someone asked on a phone.
Dynamite is being loaded on a plane.
"Yeah we're loading the dynamite on the plane now. What's the worse that can happen?" someone asked on a phone.
Meanwhile at the school
Milo goes to get some water from the water fountain but it sprays him.
"No problem I've got a dry change of clothes in my locker see you in a bit." Milo said and walks off.
"So tomorrow is Milo's birthday." Melissa said.
"Is he having a party?" Zack said.
"Probably not the last time he did it did not end well." Melissa said.
Flashback (Watch the episode to see the flashback)
"After that they only invited immediate family and me." Melissa said.
"Well that's sad doesn't he miss having a big party?" Zack asked.
Melissa's phone rang and she answered it.
"Hi Mrs. Murphy." Melissa said.
"Hi honey. Do you think we should invite Zack and Jordan tomorrow? And if so do they have proper coverage?" Milo's mom asked.
"They're right here." Melissa said.
"Hi milo's mom. I overheard and i'm properly insured." Zack said.
"Yeah I think I should be fine I mean where else would I go." Jordan said.
"Just a thought but would it be alright if we invite some kids from school? It could be a surprise." Zack asked.
"Hmm let's check with Martin he's still at work." Milo's mom said.
Milo's dad appears on the phone too.
"Hi dear, Melissa, Zack, and Jordan were thinking of a surprise party for Milo tomorrow. How's our liability coverage?" Milo's mom asked.
"Oh better idea, not on our home we could do it at the play park." Milo's dad said.
"Yeah the go kart track." Zack said.
"It'll be perfect. They already have all the party supplies. Fire extinguishers, helmets, first aid kits." Milo's dad said.
"Plus they're fully insured." Milo's mom said.
"So we can invite people?" Melissa asked.
"Sure." Milo's mom said.
"Great surprise party." Zack said.
"We'll have to keep him busy all afternoon so he doesn't suspect." Milo's dad said.
"We'll handle that. See you tomorrow." Melissa said.
The water fountain slides down a little.
"That's weird nobody pushed the button." Melissa said.
The machine falls off the wall and shoots out water.
"Oh. Hey Milo." Melissa said.
"Hey guys." Milo said and tightened the valve.
"Did you change?" Melissa asked.
"Yeah this one is all dry I have like 30 of these." Milo said.
Later Jordan, Melissa, and Zack are handing out invitations to people
Later at Milo's house...
"Yo Milo what up?" Melissa asked.
"Hey Melissa just installed a new asteroid early warning system. Oh what what's with the arm?" Milo asked.
"Sprained it. Problem is my dad has an important package to be picked up at the mall I can't do it with this arm." Melissa said and gives him the doe eyes.
"I know it's your birthday and all but any chance you can pick it up and drop it off at this address?" Melissa asked.
"Sure be happy to help think of all the times you've helped me when i had a sprained arm or leg or spline or tounge or finger..." Milo said.
"Twice" Melissa said.
"...Or clavicle or ribcage, or meditarcel." Milo said.
"Thanks Milo." Melissa said.
"No problem" Milo said and rode off.
Zack and Jordan come out of the bushes.
"Nice acting job." Zack said.
"Yeah that was impressive." Jordan said.
"I had to bust out the doe eyes..." Melissa said and used the doe eyes. "use only in case of emergency."
"What if he shows up too early for the party?" Zack asked.
"I'm way ahead of you. Remember Elliot the crossing guard?" Melissa said.
"Wow she is devious." Jordan said.
"Be sure to watch your step and i mean that two ways. Watch your step and watch your step." Elliot said and his phone rang. "Elliot here."
"Is this Elliot who monitors local safety violations?" Melissa asked.
"Well safety first is certainly one of my six safety related mottos." Elliot said.
"I'd like to report a violation. I've just seen milo murphy's bike and the back wheel is definitely a safety hazard it might fly off any second." Melissa said.
"You had me at milo murphy's bike." Elliot said and hung up. "You're on my radar milo murphy. No wait that's a flock of birds. There. Now you're on my radar milo murphy"
Murphy is biking along dodging everything and in the background we see Cavendish and Dakota and Danielle chasing a flaming pistachio cart.
"Stop Milo." Elliot said stopping milo.
"Elliot you might want to duck." Milo said and Elliot ducked.
"No i mean you might want this duck. I found him wandering in traffic earlier I figured with you being the crossing guard..." Milo said.
"Safety czar." Elliot said.
"Safety czar you might be able to get him somewhere safe." Milo said.
"Well there is a little pond right over there." Elliot said and took the duck. "Don't move. Do not go anywhere."
Elliot brought the duck to the pond and it chased Elliot into the pond.
"I have reason to believe your vehicle is unsafe. I'm going to have to inspect it." Elliot said.
"Okay but you might want to duck first." Milo said.
"Dont be ridiculous you couldn't possible have another duck back..." Elliot said and got hit by a tire.
"No i meant because of the tire." Milo said.
"Just for that murphy you're getting the full inspection." Elliot said.
"Well I did my own inspection this morning but i guess you can't be too safe." Milo said.
"Oh yes you can. Not be too safe." Elliot said.
"Do i have to remove my shoes?" Milo asked.
Meanwhile at the go kart track...
"This is perfect the track makes everyone wear helmets and fire proof jumpsuits." Milo's dad said.
"oh great for once we won't look out of place." Milo's mom said.
"Aw thanks for helping us set up guys. Time for our checklist. Fire retarded netting. Check. Radiation screens. Check. Glow in the dark t-shirt in case of power outage. Check. Let's get to work." Milo's dad said.
Meanwhile back with Milo and Elliot...
"All right Mr Murphy you pass. barely." Elliot said
"Okay cool. See ya." Milo said and drove off.
"Straighten that helmet. I've got my super safety senses trained on you from now on. And i mean that two ways. Actually it's just one." Elliot said.
"Your party planner has arrived with the bubble machine. Chaos is over order begins. You cards on every table color coded by age, gender, and cake preference. You with the funny hair, these banners should be all five feet from the ground. You nail biter make sure all utensils are parallel to each other. Step to it people." Amanda said.
"And we brought mattresses to hide under in case falling debris." Milo's dad said.
"Plus we can rap ourselves in them for duck attacks." Milo's mom said.
Milo arrived at where he gets the passage. "Wow that was convenient all malls should have drive thru windows." milo said and drove off avoiding all obstacles. "Hmm kinda a light day."
"Okay everyone clear the perimeter and murphy's law counter measures engage." Amanda said and pushed a button turning on all the murphy's law counter measures.
"He's a block away. T-minus 20 seconds. Roll in the decoy." Sara said.
Two people put up a fake sign so milo goes there and hides in a bush.
"I plan on staying in this bush the entire time. Amanda scares me." A guy said.
Milo drives up. "Industrial industries, serving the industrial needs for industries for over 50 years. This looks like the place." Milo said and drives in.
"Happy birthday Milo!" All his friends said.
"I like cheering." someone said.
"Wow you guys. A real birthday party." Milo said.
"Got ya!" Melissa said and went up for a fist bump.
"You used the doe eyes." Milo said.
"And they've got go karts." Zack said and all the kids go ride go karts.
(Cue: Mister Go (I've Gotta Go) )
No time for trivial things
Gotta get up and get out into the world
Find a spot in the middle kings,
Gonna go into the city in a whirl
I gotta go (Go!)
Oh, I'm Mister Go (Go!)
They call me Mister Go
(Instrumental)
Oh, but you know I've gotta go (Go!)
Gotta get gone, get gone, gone
Go
During the whole songs disasters were happening but all the stuff was safe with all the counter measures and at the end milo hit a table causing Amanda's bubble machine to fly into the air.
"Did you see that that was awesome." Milo said.
"Uh oh. I think that was Amanda's bubble machine." Melissa said.
"And we have all our limbs. Well except for one arm Louie." Zack said.
"It's a nickname i have both of my arms. I am missing one leg though." Louie said.
"Okay..." Jordan said.
The bubble machine lands on the road covering it in bubbles.
The kids chant cake while behind glass shield.
"Milo and candles can't be too careful." Zack said.
"I'm afraid we have a problem dear. D.O.G. got in the cake and icecream." Milo's mom whispered.
"Sorry milo the cake got ruined." Milo's mom said.
"Though cake and ice cream would have been nice, I had a birthday party and nothing went horribly." Milo said.
A pilot flying over head looked out the windows to see some balloons and he accidently opened the door releasing the tnt.
The bubbles caused the ice cream truck to crash sending ice cream into the air and ducks caused the cake truck to crash sending cake into the air.
The cake and icecream hit the tnt and it exploded.
"This is the best birthday ever." Milo said and cake and ice cream fell on them.
Milo tasted some of it. "Ice cream and cake. Correction this is better than the best birthday ever." Milo said and the kids cheered.
Suddenly ducks came up to them and everyone ran.
"Quick everyone wrap yourselves in the mattresses." Milo's dad said.
(Cue: Milo Murphy's Law End Credits (4)) {By MMLFan98} [milo and other people sing all the parts but Jordan sings the final part]
We're all livin' in it
(Go, Milo Go, Milo, Go!)
Oh, thanks everybody! That is so motivational.
(Go, Milo Go, Milo, Go!)
(Woah)
I'm not sitting here watching the world turn
You know I'd rather spin it.
(Go, Milo Go, Milo, Go!)
It's his world and we're all livin' in it
After credits scene...
Suddenly another go kart appears.
"Okay I'm guessing that go kart is the portal. A weird way to exit but I'm not complaining if i get to go home." Jordan said.
Jordan is about to go toward the go kart but Milo sees a extra piece of dynamite that missed the cake and icecream heading for the go kart so Milo tackles Jordan to the ground and the dynamite hits the kart destroying it.
Jordan's mouth just drops.
"No matter if it was Murphy's law or not that caused that dynamite to land there you just saved my life thank you Milo." Jordan said.
"It was nothing." Milo said with a smile.
"Happy birthday Milo." Jordan said.
Later with Dakota and Cavendish and Danielle...
They arrive at the go kart track and look around and find no sign of a working portal.
"I'm sorry Danielle but the portal here is broken but you can still stay with us until we can find an actual portal to get you home." Cavendish said.
Danielle smiled and hugged them both.
I hope you all enjoyed that party of a chapter now go on and read the next one there is nothing else here for me to say.
