A/N Sorry it took so long, but here we go Jaspers prank
Chapter 7
Jaspers Prank.
EPOV
After Emmett had time to think about what he was going to make Jasper do we were all so anxious to see what he was going to say, when he called out that he had decided we nearly killed each other to get back into the living area
Emmett- "Well Jasper my dear brother, my dare for you is to, walk into the sex shop down the street dressed as a Tran-sexual (A/N I have nothing against tran-sexuals, it just happens to be sex on Emmett's mind), walk over to who ever is behind the counter and ask them for tips. These tips have to be about how you can spice up your sex life with your boyfriend, you must ask if there are any sex toys which may bring the vava voom, back into the bedroom......"
He couldn't talk anymore the look on Jaspers face said it all, he had literally forgotten to breathe, Alice had to pinch him, and he looked towards Emmett
Jasper- "Seriously bro....that is sick"
Emmett- "Wait wait, I'm not finished yet, then after the person behind the desk has given you some tips, that's if they haven't kicked you out at this stage, you have to sit up on the counter and break down crying, you have to say these exact words so remember them
'I can't believe I am having a sexually frustrated break down in the middle of a fucking sex shop, why did the goooood sex have to die? Why? Why?' and then you have to come on to who ever is working behind the counter"
That was one twisted dare, Emmett turned to Jasper
Emmett- "Pay Backs a bitch bro"
I would never ever tease Jasper about his sensitive side, if he done this dare, I would actually pay him to do it but there was no need like Emmett, Jasper never refused a dare, he stood up and said
Jasper- "Dress me Alice"
Alice took him down to her flat while Rosalie sat and played tonsil tennis with my brother. Ugh gross. Then Bella was in my mind again....GRRRR......why do women always make you crazy about them even when they're not in the country?
So Alice and Jasper had returned, I looked at jasper and split my sides laughing at the poor basturd
Emmett- "I'll tell you something now Jazzy Boy and I'll tell you it for free; you're not a bad looking woman."
Alice had gone a little over board; she dressed him in a mini skirt, with a pair of fish net tights and knee length boots. Rosalie saw the boots and went straight to Jaspers face,
Rosalie- "Well fuck you Jasper Cullen; you look better in them boots than me"
He looked down at his feet and took his role a little too seriously
Jasper- "well they do look well on me; they make my legs look longer"
That was it we were rolling around the floor in stitches laughing at him, ok so back to his outfit,
he was wearing a pink leather t-shirt, with a black leather jacket, the bit were Alice went over board was the hair and make-up, Jasper's hair which normally went above his ears was now below his ears, she had straightened his hair, gave him blusher and eye shadow and lip gloss. So we all wanted to watch this dare, we knew that it would be obvious if we were too all walk in so we decided to go in, in pairs, Emmett and Rosalie went in first, then five minutes later Alice and I went in, we were in there for about ten minutes before Jasper turned up, as soon as he walked in through the door the man behind the counter, who was definitely gay because he hadn't taken his eyes off Emmett and myself, (A/N I have nothing against GAY people) just stared at Jasper, Emmett let out a wolf whistle, and Jasper threw a death glare towards him. So Jasper went to the counter
Jasper- "Hello there, I was wondering if you had any tips on how I could spice up my sex life with my boyfriend, you know I want to bring the vava voom back into the bedroom"
Man behind counter- "Well, what have you tried?"
Jasper- "You name it I have probably tried it"
M B C- "Well have you tried role play?"
Jasper- "Yes several times"
M B C- "What about some bedroom toys?"
Jasper- "Oooh I like were this is going please continue"
Jasper sat up on the counter and before the man behind the counter could say anything he was crying, he was such a good actor, and I had actually started to believe him.
Jasper- "I can't believe I am having a sexually frustrated break down in the middle of a fucking sex shop, why did the goooood sex have to die? Why? Why?"
The man behind the counter look mortified, he really didn't know what to say to him, Emmett was gripping one of the shelves he was laughing so hard. Rosalie was holding her breath and Alice was about to cry, I was struggling to keep in my laughter but some how we managed it. Then Jasper jumped off the counter and leaned in to make a pass at the man behind the counter, only thing is Jasper wasn't expecting the mans reaction, before Jasper could pull away the man was trying to kiss him, he had his hands locked into jaspers hair, it looked sooooo dramatic.
Jasper- "What the fuck are you doing"
M B C- "Hey you came on to me"
Standing up for himself
Jasper- "Do I look gay to you?"
Emmett answered him,
Emmett- "Jazzy bro do you really want us to answer that?"
Jasper headed straight for him, luckily for Emmett, Jasper was in a pair of high heel boots.
When we finally made it back to the flat Jasper headed straight for the bathroom, he came out with a bottle of mouth wash, he was drinking it straight, and then he was spitting into the sink
Jasper- "EEWWWH man saliva EEWWWH"
It was so funny, and we knew poor jasper would never hear the end of it from Emmett.
Next it was Jaspers turn.
What ever happens I am definitely not choosing dare, hmmmmm that leaves me with truth!
A/N Sorry it's short??
Forgive me??
So should Edward pick Truth or Dare?
Open to ideas!!
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