Bella's Point of view
I wasn't quite sure how much more of Tanya, I was willing to take, my patience was beginning to lack greatly the more she tried to swing all over me.
"Edward, I thought you would be glad to see me," She said taking a seat beside me on the couch, throwing a slight frown at Edward, obviously thinking that he was me.
Edward was just watching me, keeping his hand on my leg, and amused look on his face… well technically on my face.
"Why would I be, have you gained weight?" I wondered glancing at her, then looking away sourly.
She was persistent.
"Ok, you are acting so strange," She pointed out shaking her head, and narrowed her eyes.
"I know right, you should have seen him, he's funny," Emmett snickered walking into the room with Jasper, Alice, and Rosalie at his side.
Each of them was watching me, as if just waiting for 'Funny Edward' to entertain them. So I decided, I should probably get the show on the road.
I stood up, a frown falling on my face.
"Listen, Tanya, you need to go, I'm heading up the stairs, and I'm going to go have sex with Bella, in the shower," I said, and took Edward's hand, smirking at his shocked face.
I watched the blush spread over my face, as Edward blushed.
Emmett rolled with laughter, while Tanya's eyes just went wide in shock.
"You must be joking," She muttered.
I rolled my eyes.
"Look at me, I'm sexy, I have money, I can screw who I want, and I only want Bella," I said and snapped my fingers in a Z formation.
By now all the Cullen's where laughing loudly, clutching onto each other to keep them on their feet.
"Edward, your changed, something is wrong with you, have you talked with Carlisle about… moodswings," Tanya said staring at the two of us with wider eyes.
"Tanya," I growled, getting impatient. "I'm getting up there, and banging Bella, then when I come down, I'm going to get a pop-tart, and after that, I'm going to march my ass all the way to Denali, and take a bit shit on your front porch," I yelled.
Tanya gasped, glaring at me in disgust, and quickly marched out of the house.
Edward was just laughing now, shaking his head, watching me in surprise.
"Edward, you know, you need to learn to have some patience with people you don't like," He spoke, touching my cheek for a moment.
"Well Bella, If I wasn't so hot, that every girl wants a piece of me, I wouldn't have to yell at them, and get mean," I said pointedly, and wrapped an arm around him.
"You aren't that attractive, not as attractive as me," Edward spoke, and looked down at my body, that he now had under his whole control.
So he was trying to tell me, that he didn't think he was as attractive, as I was…
His siblings by now were rolling on the floor.
"What the hell is wrong with you two?" Emmett asked between peals of laughter.
"What's wrong is, Edward, is being very naughty," Edward spoke, making my dark brown eyes hint some suggestiveness.
Something tells me that Edward doesn't seem himself clearly at all… and I really wanted to change that. I wanted him to understand. He was finally getting a bit more sexual, and playful, which I loved, now all that's left, was show him, just how beautiful he really was.
Sorry this was short!
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