(AN: Sorry it's been a while since I updated. I don't even have a decent excuse)

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Last Chapter:

The rest of the honeymoon passed in blur of fancy French landmarks, exquisite food, and tender moments in our penthouse suite.

All too soon we were on a plane back to Forks and our honeymoon was over.

As soon as I stepped off the plane, I was instantly mobbed by Alice, who wanted to know every detail of the honeymoon. She dragged me off to the café, telling Edward that she needed 'girl talk' and I had no choice but to follow.

"So," Alice said as soon as we were sitting in the café, "How was it?"

I thought back on the past weeks and smiled to myself.

"It was amazing Alice, words just can't describe it." I told her.

She grinned back at me, and I caught the evil glint in her eye.

"And, how well did the costume go over." She smirked at me.

I turned bright red.

"Alice!" I exclaimed, "I am not discussing that with you. He's your brother for crying out loud."

"I didn't want details, thanks Bella. I just wanted some girl talk."

At this I relented.

"It was great, thanks. And yes the costume went down well."

At that moment the waiter came over to take our order. I noticed that he seemed kind of scrawny, and his hair was greasy, but then again maybe I was being too harsh. After all, I was comparing him to Edward and not everyone could have inhuman beauty.

He eyed us up and down, before asking what we wanted to order. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Alice had got the blank look that she always gets when she is having a vision.

"Just a cappuccino, thanks" I told him, flashing my ring. He looked a bit crestfallen for a minute before turning to Alice

"And what can I get for you?" he asked, smirking in what he must have though was a seductive manner. Frankly, I found it more than I little disturbing, but Alice just grinned broadly up at him in her usual friendly manner.

"Nothing for me, thanks." She told him. He turned to leave before Alice stopped him. He looked back at her, hopefully. She discretely winked to me once before turning back to him.

"I just wanted to let you know, if you even think about doing what you were going to do, I can promise you that our husbands will hunt you down and tear you limb from limb." She told him, still grinning brightly.

The rate at which his face fell was almost comical, until his was looking faintly sick.

"I-I wasn't p-planning anything, I-I swear." He stuttered.

"Don't lie to us," she said. "Just don't do it."

"Y-yes madam." He said, hurrying away to the kitchens.

After he was out of hearing range I grinned at Alice.

"That was brilliant," I told her. "So what was it he was planning?"

"Bella, you don't even want to know. Some of the things he was planning were just disgusting."

I shuddered right to my core. Some people were just sick.

"Don't worry Bella," she soothed, "He won't wait on this table anymore."

Another waiter came round with my coffee.

"Thanks," I told her warmly as she placed the coffee on the table. I was just glad it wasn't the other man, coming back again.

Alice and I kept on talking and I sat stirring my coffee, inhaling the rich fumes.

All of a sudden I felt a wave of dizziness pass over me, and it took all my self control not to be sick all over the table. Alice must have noticed because she became extremely concerned.

"What's wrong Bella?" she asked.

Not trusting myself to open my mouth I just sat back and breathed deeply. Soon enough the moment passed and I felt it was safe to answer Alice's question.

"I'm fine," I said. "I just felt a bit sick for a moment."

I looked to her for a response, only to discover she was deep in a vision again.

After having spent so much time with her, I was used to this, so I just sat back and waited for her to come back to the present.

After a few moments the glazed look left her face, and an ever-widening grin was plastered on her face.

"Have coffee fumes ever made you sick before Bella?" she asked.

"Well, no," I replied uncertainly. "Why?"

"Because Bella," she said, practically bouncing out of her seat, "Your pregnant!"

At that point the world went black.

(AN: Yes I know I am mean, cliffhangers suck but I am just evil. Review please and I promise I will write more)