Chapter 7 everybody! Okay, i want to apologize for something. i forgot to give credit for the people who came up with Rin and Yuki. Yuki is owned by TemiDark and Rin is owned by XximmortalbutterflyxX. Sorry you two! BTW this is my longest chapter so far, so i hope you peoples enjoy it!
*Kaori's POV*
"So Yuki, you just moved here?" I asked, taking another chocolate donut from the box. Yuki nodded, taking another sip of the tea I made her.
"Yeah. My father has to travel a lot, you, being in the military and all."
"Wow, your dad's in the military?"
"Yeah. He's in the army."
"Wow, that's pretty cool." Wish my dad was that cool.
"Yeah, but he's almost never home. But that's okay. I still have my mother." Yuki said. I nodded. I was already jealous. Neither of my parents were home. Ever.
"You bad dog! This is a no!" I heard Katara scolding in the other room. I got up to see what had happened. Zetsu was standing over against the wall, holding his head down. I saw a giant puddle of pee over on the corner there.
"Ew that is gross! Kaori, you need to get the paper towels and clean this up." Miggs said, tuning her guitar. Okay, a little rude, but I went to get the paper towels. Katara picked up Zetsu and put him outside by himself. I cleaned up the mess, and I was about to throw the pee filled cloth when Zetsu started to bark at the window (he is so weird when he barks- it sounds like he's barking in two different pitches).
"Aw, he's so cute." Yuki cooed, looking at the dog. I was washing my hands.
"Yeah, but he's been having some problems. He's been peeing in the house a lot, and half of the time it's like he doesn't even know it." Yuki looked at me a little concerned like.
"Okay, this will sound a little strange, but have you ever… maybe seen blood in his… pee?" Okay, I was a little disturbed, but, to be honest I think I have. I don't really know though.
"I think so… why?"
"Well, I think Zetsu might have a bladder infection. My dog before he died had the same problem."
"Oh my God, your dog died of a bladder infection?"
"No, he died of old age. But I think you should probably take Zetsu in." I nodded, walking back into the living room with everyone.
"Hey, guys, I'm going to go to the vet real fast with Zetsu. B e back as soon as I can!" I said. Kai looked at me.
"Is Zetsu okay?" I shrugged. To be honest, I wasn't even sure if he even had a bladder infection. Yuki walked up to the front door, holding Zetsu in a towel. He looked really confused. The other dogs got up and walked up, looking at their brother. Hidan started to muffle out tiny barks. I think he was laughing at Zetsu.
"Wait, Yuki, you don't have to go."
"No, it's okay."
"Are you sure? Because we just met and-"
"I'm fine with this. Come on, we need to get this dog to the vet." She said, walking out the door. I sighed, petting Deidara as I walk out.
"If that dog is sick, I don't want him anywhere near me!" Kurai yelled out to me.
"Whatever! If he is, I'll make him pee all over your pants!" I yelled back. Okay, before you say "OMG kurai is a bitch for saying that" we were just kidding with each other. Honestly.
"Kaori?" I heard a voice call out to me. I thought it was Yuki for a moment, but I turned to see Rin from PetsMart .
"Oh, hi Rin!"
"uh, I came to visit like you asked…"
"Oh, thank you, but I have to leave for a little while."
"Oh, is everything alright?"
"Yeah, I just have to get one of the dogs to a vet."
"Aw, poor puppy. I can come back later if it's okay…"
"Yeah, it's okay. Actually, my friends are already inside watching the dogs for me if you want to stay here."
"Uh, friends?"
"Don't worry, they don't bite!" I called over my shoulder as I got into the car and took off. Okay, I probably shouldn't have said anything about the biting thing, because Rin now looked a little nervous….
*The vets office*
"Man, the service here is terrible…" I muttered to myself. Yuki laughed a little, holding Zetsu in her lap. Okay, Yuki was awesome, and I had just met her. She is really nice, and she is also a Akatsuki fangirl. Plus, now I can rub it in Katara's face that Zetsu actually has a fangirl.
"Mrs. Satayoshi?" some lady called. Yuki and I stood up and carried Zetsu to the back room. We had to wait another 5 minutes before the vet came in.
"Hello there, I am Dr. Kimura."
"Hello…. You look a little young to be a vet…." Yuki observed. I had to agree. He looked about 18 at the most. Can a vet be 18? No, because-
"Well, I am actually just here to observe. I am a student learning to be a vet. Please, call me Torio."
"Oh, so Torio, you're not the vet then?"
"No, I am just an observer from Anderson Dale College." He said. I have to admit, I might have actually bought he was a vet. Torio had shaggy brown hair that covered his right eye, and he also had leafy green eyes. He was actually kinda hot. He looked at Zetsu.
"Wow, he's a little weird looking." He said. Zetsu looked at him funny, but sat back down with a slight whimper. I think something actually is wrong with him.
"Well, he looks like he is a little sick indeed." Damn, this guy knows what I'm thinking.
"Wait until Dr. Fredrick gets in here. He will know what's wrong with… what's the green dogs name?" Torio asked.
"Zetsu."
"Like the Akatsuki Zetsu?"
"Yeah actually!" Yuki said happily. Wow, a hot guy who watches Naruto. Today must be my lucky day.
"Wow, Zetsu is pretty cool, but I have to say my favorite member is Itachi. He's pretty cool."
"Really? Who's your least favorite?" I asked Torio. He thought for a second.
"Probably Deidara." He's all yours Yuki.
"Hello, sorry I'm late! I'm Dr. Fredrick." Said a man who walked in. He walked over and examined Zetsu.
"… Um, I didn't know you dyed your dog's fur…." I wanted to say something, but Torio spoke before me.
"That's what I said sir."
"Ah Torio, there you are! Here, hold this little guy up for me." Torio was holding up Zetsu as Dr. Fredrick did his thing. I could tell Zetsu was completely uncomfortable with this. Yuki poked me.
"Hey, did you ever notice the leaves on his neck?"
"yeah. I tried to remove them, but they are like attached!"
"really? That's so-" Yuki was cut off when Zetsu yelped.
"Sorry, sorry, I was trying to remove the leaves on his neck, but they seem to be attached." Dr. Fredrick said to me. Torio examined Zetsu all funny like.
"This is the weirdest dog I have ever seen…" I heard him mutter. He looked over at the towel Zetsu was in.
"Um, Doc…." He said, holding it up carefully. The towel was again covered in pee, but I also noticed blood on it as well.
"Aw Zetsy! What's wrong with him?" I asked. Dr. Fredrick flipped him over.
"Ah, I see. Tell me, does Zetsu ever, you know, lick his penis a lot?"
"Excuse me?"
"I'm sorry, too strong of a word. I mean, his area where he pees?"
"Uh, yeah he does."
"Does he get into a lot of things, like garbage and other things?"
"Yes, he does that too."
"Is he okay?" Yuki asked. Dr. Fredrick nodded.
"Yes. I believe he just has a mild bladder infection. Some antibiotics will make him feel better right away."
"How many dogs do you girls have?" Torio asked out of the blue. I stared at him a second.
"Um, 10…"
"10. Now that's a lot of dogs. Are they all as strange looking as this one?"
"Um, some of them…. Okay, so where do we get these antibiotics?" I asked Dr. Fredrick.
"Well, you can get them here. But he also needs one more thing."
"What is that?" Yuki asked.
"To avoid this infection getting any worse, we have to put a cone on him."
*Deidara's POV*
"WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that really hurt!" The new girl Rin shouted. In case you're wondering, she was crying because she asked for the TV remote, and Devi threw it in her direction and it hit Rin's shoulder pretty hard. She's been crying for 2 minutes now.
"My God somebody shut her up already!" Kakuzu growled from Kurai's lap. I had to agree.
"Here, I know how to shut a girl up…. Watch and learn pricks." Hidan said, walking over to Rin. Kai was still trying to calm her down, and Devi was smashing her face into a pillow, trying to block out the noise. I had no idea where Katara disappeared off to though. Hidan stood up and hugged Rin's leg the weird way a dog would do, and started to hump the girl.
"Wow, that isn't disturbing at all…." Sasori muttered. Rin looked down and pushed Hidan away. She was sniffling now.
"You're a gross puppy….." She said. Hidan smirked and walked back over to us.
"Well, you grossed her out un…." I said.
"Well, I shut her damn trap up as well. But damn, she's got nice legs."
"Uh, we didn't need to know that." Itachi said, going back to his puppy nap when Kaori and Yuki walked through the door. My tail started to wag as I saw the brunette walking through the living room. I wanted to go up to her, but Katara sprung out of nowhere in front of me.
"Ha." Sasori teased. I growled at him. How dare he tease me!
"Ohmigosh hows Zetsu?" She asked. Kaori pointed over as Zetsu walked shyly into the living room, wearing a giant pink cone over his head. The Akatsuki stared at him for a moment, and then we all burst out laughing.
"OMFG he looks like a snack bowl Senpai!" Tobi exclaimed. We laughed even harder when Kisame ran up behind Zetsu and pushing him. He fell flat on his face, and he was squirming to get up.
"You bastards that wasn't nice! Go to hell, all of you!" Zetsu cried. Rin ran up and helped Zetsu up.
"Kisame, you're a meanie! Don't knock your brother over like that!" she scolded. Kisame looked at us funny.
"Zetsu isn't my brother…"
"Zetsu has a bladder infection, and he needs to wear the cone before it gets worse." Kaori told everyone. Poor guy.
"It hurts like hell! Geez Konan, you bleed like that every month, don't you?"
"…. I'm not answering you." Konan muttered.
"Oh, Kaori here's his pills. I need to get home. See you later!"
"Alright. And thank you so much Yuki!"
"No problem!" Yuki called back as she walked out the door. Kaori looked over at Rin.
"So you decided to stay then?"
"Y-yeah. I'm sorry I came at a bad time."
"No, it's not a problem-" The phone was ringing. Kaori went to answer it. The other members were all making jokes at Zetsu and his cone, so I took that opportunity to see who was on the phone. Uh, not to see if she had a boyfriend or anything though. I am just a dog *sweatdrop*.
"Oh hey….. what?... You're kidding me, right?... Again? You always do this to me!... Whatever. Have fun you stupid assholes!" Damn, she sounded upset. I looked at her with sympathy as she started to cry.
"No, don't cry un!" I said. She looked at me, her sage colored eyes looking a little puffy.
"Oh Deidara, hello puppy…" she said sadly. Whoops, I almost forgot for a moment I was a dog again. She can't speak dog.
"I guess I can't blame you for barking. I have guests over, and I shouldn't be in here crying." She said, sitting down on the floor. I walked over and rested my head on her knee. She started to stroke my fur.
"God, my parents are such asses. They decided to spend a couple more months away, and they won't be home till after Christmas." I looked up at her. I don't think I have ever heard anything this sad before, you know, parents always gone because they want to explore the world without their only daughter. It was almost as bad as Devi's father beating her.
"I know you can't talk, and I know you probably can't understand me, but I always feel better when I can talk to someone." Kaori leaned onto me and kissed my head. I wagged my tail a little bit as she got up. She left the kitchen, leaving me in there. I felt so bad. No girl that pretty and caring enough to take in a bunch of stray dogs that are actually a bunch of s-ranked criminals should ever be treated like this. But on a random note, I never really noticed how much I have grown as a dog. I stood up and- wait a second, I stood up. I looked at my arms. My arms. No dog hair, but the sleeve of my Akatsuki cloak. My hands were back, and I was my old height again. I was in my Akatsuki cloak. My dog collar was gone, and I felt my forehead protector tied around my head. I was me again. This was a huge problem.
"Okay, good night Devi."
"Night Kaori. Damn, I thought they would never leave."
"Oh, they aren't that bad."
"Hey, now I don't have to wake up like I did this morning." I heard footsteps run up the stairs, and another set walking into the kitchen. My legs were frozen, so I couldn't run to hide. I watched as Kaori walked into the kitchen and stare at me. Her long, dark brown hair fell against her face, her green eyes staring in disbelief and horror. I knew what she was going to do next.
"Please don't scream un." I whispered. She screamed anyway.
OMFG Deidara is normal again! Will the other akatsuki members go back to normal as well? Are they still stuck as puppies? Will Kaori have a heart attack? What will Devi say? OMG Torio belongs to StellaMerris. Thank you peoples! I will get the next chapter out ASAP please click the review button down there and reveiw my story! I dare you...
