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"Who do you think is the hottest professor here?"
"Oh, that's a good one!" Annabel shouted.
"Um...Professor Longbottom," Hugo mumbled.
"WHAT?" everyone shouted.
"YOU'RE GAY?" Rose screamed. Hugo made a small nod while everyone stared at him with open mouths.
Everyone gaped at Hugo. "You're gay?" Scorpius asked just to make sure he hadn't heard Hugo wrong.
"Yeah," Hugo whispered. He turned to Rose. "Don't tell Mom!"
"Tell Mom what?" she asked, too drunk to remember what just happened.
"Albus," Scorpius said. "I mean, I love Rose drunk. She's funny and all, but can you please sober her up with a spell. It's annoying to play with her drunk (A/N: TWSS!)."
Albus muttered the charm at Rose, and she blinked a bunch of times before looking around the room. "What's going on?" she asked.
"Nothing," James said with a smile.
"Annabel, truth or dare?" Hugo asked quickly to make sure no one told Rose of his gayness.
"Dare!" she shouted.
"I dare you to stick as many marshmallows in your mouth as possible," Hugo said.
"Um...ok," she said. Since they were in the Room of Requirement, the marshmallows appeared. She popped open the bag and began to shove them in her mouth. Several moments later, she was done. She spit them all out and counted them. "23," she declared.
"Dang!" James exclaimed. He looked at Barty. "I can see why you're dating her." Annabel winked at Barty and cleaned up her marshmallowy mess.
"James, truth or dare!"
"Dare me!" he shouted.
"Woot! Woot!" Rose screamed. She may be sober, but she's still totally insane.
"Since Rose seems so enthusiastic, I dare you to trade bottoms with her," Annabel said.
Rose, showing no signs of modesty, pulled off her skirt. She reached over and took off James's pants for him. "If you two weren't related, that'd be sooooo hot," Annabel declared as Alice began to blush. Rose pulls James's pants on, while James tried to fit into Rose's tiny skirt. He enlarged it with a spell and pulled it up. Although the waist may be bigger than usual, the skirt was still extremely short. James's boxers hung out from under it.
"Um...Alice, truth or dare?" James said.
Alice, still blushing, said, "Dare."
"FINALLY!" Rose exclaimed from her seat on Scorpius's lap.
"I dare you to take off you shirt, put a cape on over your bra, go into the corridor, and tell 20 people you are Superwomen!" James dared. Rose fell onto the floor in a fit of laughter while Alice's face darkened. The room provided her with a cape, which she put on after pulling off her shirt.
She nervously walked into the hallway. "I'm Superwomen," she said to some boy in her year.
He eyed her chest and replied, "You sure are super." 19 sexual comments, wolf-whistles, and winks later, Alice was back in the circle with her shirt on.
"Scorpius, truth or dare?" she said.
"Dare," he responded.
James leaned over and whispered something in Alice's ear. Alice's face went notably red. Since she admitted it earlier in the game, everyone knew she had a huge crush on James. No one knew yet if he felt the same. Alice gasped at James's dare suggestion, but he smiled and urged her on.
"Scorpius, I dare you to be physically touching Hugo until your next turn," she dared.
Scorpius shrugged and walked over towards Hugo. He put his arm around Hugo (in a manly way). Rose walked over as well and put herself in Scorpius's lap again.
"Lily, truth or dare?" Scorp asked.
"Truth," she said.
"When was the last time you went skinny dipping?" he questioned.
"Well, last week I went to this party in the Slytherin dorm. I got like SUPER drunk, and I met this guy-I don't even remember his name know. Anyways, we were drunk, so we went skinny dipping in the lake," she answered.
"Slut," James muttered.
"HEY!" she shouted.
"Sexy slut," Dean said pulling her into a make-out session.
"CAN WE GET BACK TO THE GAME?" Rose shouted. "I haven't gone in forever."
"You know, drunk Rose yells less," Lily observed. "Why did we sober her up?"
Rose stuck out her tongue. "Let's just get back to the game."
"Ok, Rose, truth or dare?"
"Dare! DUHHHH!" Rose shouted. "Why do you even ask?"
"I dare you to put on a blindfold and try to give Hugo a make-over!" Lily shouted.
"Sorry Hugo," Rose muttered. She got up off of Scorpius's lap and put on a blindfold. Grabbing some lipstick, she tried to get it near his lips. She must have thought he had giant lips because over half his lower face was pure red. She tried to give him blue eye shadow, but that ended up over his eyebrows. Lastly, she grabbed the blush and began to turn the area next to eye pink. Taking off her blindfold, she admired her work. "Wow, I suck," she said with a smile. She sat back on Scorpius's lap and turned to Hugo. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Who do you think is the sexiest person in this room?"
"Scorpius," he admitted. Scorp looked like he wanted to remove his arm from Hugo's shoulders but knew he had to keep it there.
"What?" Rose shouted. "You're gay?" Hugo nodded. "How did everyone know but me?" She stood and slapped Hugo across the face. "Back off from my boyfriend!"
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