Summary: Ginji has a sister? Yep, it's true, and now she has become best friends with Natsumi. Sounds great, especially when they try to set Ginji up with Akabane – without dying from Ban's SNAKE BITE. And now Shido's engaged to Paul? Oh yes, Kazuki's pregnant………or something like that.

DISCLAIMER: I have a radical new idea!!!!!!!!!!! If I owned The Get Backers, would I be writing my pathetic little stories on fan fiction, or would I be putting them into the show…? It's a toughie isn't it?

… ……my lawyers have just told me that my speech was very nice but not very helpful………………..I DON'T OWN THE GET BACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN MAGIC HAPPENS

Chapter 7-Thunk

Just a quick word: you may have noticed from reading the summary of this story, one of the factors is a male pregnancy. I am not an idiot. I do happen to know that this is impossible!! I also know that Kazuki is a man….okay?

Good.

"That- that", Juubei stammered, "That is impossible!" His sister lay a comforting hand on his arm and spoke in a calming voice,

"It's okay Juubei. Everything is going to be just fine..." Her brother sank onto one of the few chairs in Makubex's computer room, with his head in his hands.

"I know it's a lot to deal with." Makubex said, looking over the top of one of his computer screens, "But my calculations are correct."

"That's impossible." Juubei said, shaking his head, "It- can't – happen!!"

"This is the Limitless Fortress," Makubex reminded him with a slight smile, "And there has been a lot of energy concentrated around here recently…It's just a little…ummm….unfortunate that you and Kazuki had to come here now while your flat's being fumigated."

"What's unfortunate?" Toshiki asked, walking into the room. He came over to Juubei and stared at his old rival and friend.

"There's not something wrong with Kazuki is there?!" the blond man asked worriedly.

"No, no." Sakura said to Toshiki, stroking her brother's shaking back.

"He's just pregnant." Makubex supplied typing away on his computer.

"WHAT??!!!!!" Toshiki exploded, "But – that – it isn't – What?????!!!!" Juubei moaned into his hands.

"Now, let's all calm down." Sakura said leading Toshiki over to a chair and sitting him down in it.

"There has to be a mistake." Toshiki choked out hoarsely,

"Sorry." Makubex replied. "My calculations are correct..."

"And he's showing all the symptoms." Sakura finished quietly. She went slightly red and glanced at her brother, "Juubei, I'm assuming that you are the father…"

"Who's father?" Emishi asked bounding into the room. The wannabe comedian had fully recovered from all that forced labour he had been made to do, and was now back to his usual annoying self.

"The child Kazuki is having apparently." Toshiki whispered.

"…..WHAT?????"

Several hours later……

Kazuki outside, standing in front of Juubei, feeling confused and a little worried. Next to Juubei stood Sakura, Toshiki, Makubex and Emishi. Everyone looked rather grave (except Emishi who was trying not to laugh), and their expressions were worrying Kazuki.

"What is it?" he asked tentatively.

"……." There was silence.

"What?!" he asked again, anxiety creeping into his voice.

"Well…"

"Ummm, you're …..uhh..."

"You're pregnant." Sakura burst out.

"what?"

"Think about it Kazuki. You are showing all the signs and symptoms, and before you say it- yes, I know you are a man but…." Sakura's voice trailed off, as she looked at Kazuki in concern. "Are you alright?"

Kazuki's eyes crossed. They rolled into the back of his head, and, still as a statue he hit the ground with a loud THUNK.

Juubei rushed forward to his lover and cradled the unconscious man's head in his hands.

"Who's fault is this?" he growled at Makubex. The boy went red and looked at Sakura for help,

"We-well Juubei," Makubex said, "It's your fau-."

"Why was there enough energy left around for this to happen!?!!!!??" Juubei roared.

"Umm….the most recent energy was probably Saiyoko's but..."

"I'll kill her!!" Juubei thundered.

Back in the Honky Tonk, Saiyoko felt a shiver run up her back.

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I know it was bad but…review cos you luv me????

Please???!!!