The Masks we Wear

By Futuramakid

DISCLAIMER: I own neither Kim Possible, the Mask, Thor, or anything else for that matter.

"Bring it, sister," Ron said, cracking his knuckles, "the Ron-man is READY!"

Shego swiped across his chest. Unsurprisingly, his pants fell. Surprisingly, they revealed another pair of cargoes under them.

"Booyah!" Ron said, "Who da man! I da man!"

He started whirling around.

"Ya can't touch dis!" he said, donning rapper clothes, taunting Shego. "BUFFOON!" She roared with rage, trying to pummel him. He spun to another spot, and donned another costume.

"The names Stoppable," he said, wearing a tux. He pulled a gold gun from his pocket. "RON Stoppable," he said. He fired a round and spun off again as she jumped towards him, trying to pin him down.

"Most illogical of you to keep trying," he said in another spot, donning pointed ears and a Space Passage uniform. She was too quick for him this time. She pinned him to a wall.

"So you like sci-fi," she said, "how's this?" She opened her mouth, revealing an inner mouth that shot out to bite Ron's face. He jerked his head to the side. The impact on the wall caused a piece of the ceiling to fall on Ron, rendering him unconscious, and the mask fell off.

"It's your turn now, Kimmie!" Shego said.

"It's another mask!" Ipkiss yelled from the cage.

"Wait," Kim said, having had an idea.

"Why?" Shego said.

"If you defeat me with that, it wouldn't be you defeating me," she said.

"How so?" Shego said.

"It would be the Mask defeating me. The mask, it turns you into a different person entirely. It's the same as if you were to just throw a bomb at me. Where's the fun in that?" Kim said, gambling on Shego's pride in her own abilities.

"Oh, I can beat you any day of the week, cupcake," Shego said.

"Prove it," Kim replied.

"Fine," Shego said, "I will."

She pulled of the mask.

Kim dived for it.

"Wait!" Ipkiss yelled. He was too late. Kim had dove into the duplicate mask, and was beginning the transformation.

Rufus climbed out of Ron's pocket.

"Huh?" he said, looking at Kim.

He tried to wake Ron up. He grunted trying to shake Ron's head.

"Kim! In trouble!" Rufus said, not understanding what was happening.

"Huh? Wha?" Ron said, coming to. He sat up, and grabbed the mask.

"It's Kim!" Stanley yelled, "she put on the mask Shego had! It's a duplicate, designed to bring out the bad side of you! But I have an idea! Throw me the mask!"

Ron threw the mask to Stanley in the cage.

Stanley put the mask on. He spun around.

"SSSSSSSSmokin'!" he said. He smashed the cage. He looked at Kim.

"Hello, nurse!" he said.

Ron looked at a clock. He noticed it was around 10 minutes to sunrise, when the mask would stop. If it was the same as the original, they only had to keep Kim at bay for ten minutes.

"Stanley!" Ron yelled, "we only need to hold her off for ten minutes! But don't hurt her!"

"Nonsense! She wrecks my favorite club, she's gonna pay damages," the Mask said.

"Great, we lost him!" Ron said.

BEEP BEEP BE-DEEP!

Ron realized Kim had given him the Kimmunicator earlier.

"Wade, this is NOT a good time," Ron said.

"Just thought you'd like to know that mask belongs to a god named Loki," Wade said, "and that his brother, Thor contacted me. He's following a chip in, uh, Kim," he said, remembering Ron didn't know, "to get there."

"Wait, why did you give it to him?" Ron said.

"He's the God of thunder. Do you KNOW what he could do to my network?" Wade said.

"Oh, this just gets better and BETTER!" Ron said. He had no idea what to do.